Retro cozy /ck/ image thread
>>22234166What was it like when it was old and dingy before the remodel?
>>22234332Mind your fucking business you little shit
>>22234034Holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rSELO3nnOANever heard of Kellogg's Sustain. Looks like it's only for Australians and Kiwis.
Nutrigrain cereal seems to be oceania exclusive these days. Initially it wasn't. I imagine it's like the crust of the bars.
New Jack Swing era was a special time in terms of fashion.
>>22233268Kellogg rebranded because they were beginning to be associated with circumcision. I wish I was cut, then I would have been a better worker and not so lazy.
>>22238167I don't know what that sounds like so I just played the 'Gillette, the best a man can get' jingle to it in my head and it worked perfectly.
>>22233268
>>22238218I'm glad you can still get those.
>>22234034reminds me of when I was so poor I would just sit and watch infomercials because i only had the free channels
>>22238332Dogs should drink chocolate milk.
>>22238335>Brach's Butterscotchtake me back bros I miss my memere and pepere
>>22238217>Please, call me Moe
>>22238335I miss them
>>22238335WTF is going on with aunt Judy here? Looks like she wants something in her mouth and it's not Brach's.
>>22238546oh fuck yes
>>22237416>>22238332>>22238335does this not seem cringe to anyone
>>22233268>experts say>the science settles it>4 out of 5 doctors recommend>a control study group determinedSome mundane words
>>22238329Wtf.
>>22238594kiddie cereals had fictional characters, serious cereals had fictional doctors
Graphic designer was on fire with this shit>Rediscover the forgotten grain>ricekek
>>22238633coco!unironically looks like Coco
>>22238634kelloggs could definitely market the shit out of that as a weeb cereal these days
>>22238634Nice
>>22238584It's hokey to us now because we live in a post-modernist satirical/irony-laden advertising society.
>>22238644It's hokey to us now because the advertising is so outrageously blatant and lacks any of the modern tricks that ads use today to convince people to buy product. We see through the sloppa and shit like>every piece starts with the finest ingredientsis met with skepticisim, finest ingredients my ass they're industrial sludge mixed with sugar and cancer causing food coloring.
>>22238524It does not look like that.
>>22238643>blossomsWTF are those?
>>22238804Amy from BBT, but younger. Same huge schnoz, tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAc-UmxZGigAlso https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y0_poSWe70And https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJfgysBYjs8 , too.I had the alarm clock as a kid. : )
>>22238332I guess he never got over that bullshit Ovaltine pulled with the secret decoder ring.
>>22238619it's a fake ad.
>>22239675Quiet you,.
>>22239703no u
>>22239710OK thanks.
>>22237368People shit on candy corn, but these are far worse.
>>22238584Up your nose with a rubber hose.
>>22239018tfw no blonde giantess gf
Comfy
>>22237352Why is he so fucking grumpy?
>>22240131Because he's heating the bottle for the baby while the babysitter ho does nothing.
Always thought this ad was cute, but apparently it's sexist whatever
>>22240136yes exactly, she's just waiting for the bottle to heat, nothing to be grumpy about
>>22240148I think its cool.
>>22236371>Allah
>>22238566what a whore
>>22240172The oven and dining table are too close for that to be some idealized suburban home. More than likely they have the option of grabbing something within walking distance.
>>22240338What the hell did you mean to reply to?
>>22240131He's not selling hot dogs, he's doing favors.
>>22240338???It's a hot dog stand ON THE BEACH. Are you blind?
>>22239994thats the wettest pizza ive seen.
>>22240733Looks like a standard Papa Murphy's to me.
>>22238584that lunch box is rad
>>22239703I'm going to make erotic fanart of this girl, I swear it before God
>>22240196I'm proud to have been the originator of this meme. I posted it on /ck/ like around 2008 or maybe before then and it made its way to /b/ and the rest is history. I took it from an old website called "TJS Labs Gallery of Graphic Design" that doesn't seem to be around anymore, it had a lot f vintage ads that no one had seen before.
>>22238643>You ready to take a shit yet?>You know it!Cringe AF
>>22241450I like how taking a shit has been the subtext of most adult cereal ads for more than 100 years.>by golly the backside on that gal!>those must be amazing shits
>>22241483By Joe you're right!lol.
>>22241483I didn't start taking psyllium supplements until I was 40, and it's like my life started over, I can only imagine the entire history of human defecation has been a spotty affair thus far.
>>22238566wtf is wrong with Charlie
>>22242202Monkeypox.
>>22241752for most of human history people weren't sitting on their asses for 14 hours/day and eating processed junk bereft of fiber. i'd surmise colon cancer barely existed before 50 years ago.
>>22242210This. Farmers would eat sausage and eggs and butter their toast like they were frosting a cake, but then go out and work until the sun set. When you're physically active you can eat whatever you want. Processed junk is really never good for you though.
>>22237368No Halloween night can resist these orange and black flavoured loose tooth removal candies...
>>22238335I remember my local 7/11 had a pick and mix section. I think it was a dozen pieces of candy for a buck. Used to get it sometimes after school. Good times. >>22238584Blow a soldering iron you fangorious dickhead.
>>22239603Jim Jones' followers used Flavor Aid, a less expensive brand of powdered drink mix.
>>22241538By Jove.
>>22242425I love Jim Joneshttps://youtu.be/0QIy2jqAuXU?is=3g77Tr5Rr-bi5s9O
>>22241752People with sedentary lives and jobs would consider their few lucky bowel movements to be religious experiences back in the 1880's. Anybody would be backed up living on mostly tinned meats, salt pork, milk, and bread.
The Food Network, 30 years ago
>>22242460I loved watching David Rosengarten.
>>22242424I'm glad Michael J Fox still has a job to go to in the morning.
>>22242688I only know it from Wayne's World and the fact that there was one in my town in the 80s.
>>22242696the joke__________your head
>>22242449Same as how one gets gout anymore, not even the King
>>22241435Thank you for your service
>>22242444You'd think he'd go by James.
