Why don't we have food pills?
yeah let's remove the last truly life uplifting thing anyone will be able to do after AI takes everyone's hobbies and livelihoods
We're almost there with the protein slop and glp-1's. Soon, actual eating will be a luxury when governments start mandating semiglutides to curb obesity.>chud is on The Pill>lol poorfag doesn't eat
Why don't we have glucose asspills?
>>22234691everyone already drinks full sugar soda
>>22234669Bro I fucking hate cooking. I wish I coukd just gulp down a ProteinBlok, a CarbCube, and a multivitamin to get my macros in and get on with it
>>22234755>this is who you shake /ck/ - Food & Cooking with
>>22234755next time you get a chance, take a multivitamin and add a few drops of water. Then mash it into a paste and eat it. Now compare that to eating regular food even if it's just 'slop'.
>>22234662I remember a loooong time ago some scientists answered that question. It was something about not being able to fit enough calories and nutrition into one densely packed, but still swallowable pill. It just wasn't(and still isn't) possible.
>>22234662>sugar pillWow real innovative
>>22234755You disgust me. How can anyone not enjoy food and eating??
>>22234793Leave it to /ck/ to turn swallowing a pill into fucking cooking, need to break out my cutting board so I can finely dice my multivitamin and then simmer them for 2 minutes in a pan with 2 cracked fish oil pills.
>>22234662oh, but we do.you can get a fat ass from these just like eating fast food.
>>22234840just pulverize the multivitamin with a hammer and dump it into a blender
what other anon said. it would be too big to swallow a food pill. you have to blend it into your drink.
>>22234662Supplements are the biggest scam ever.Just a bunch of idiots feeding each others' confirmation bias and spreading misinformation.Yes, I know this wasn't about supplements, but I still wanted to post this.
>>22234755why the fuck are you here?
>>22234662You cannot cram enough calories in a few pills.Substances can only be so and so energy dense and still digestible. The densest substance is fat with 9 kcal/g, so even if the pills contained pure fat you'd already have to consume over 200 grams of them. Not to mention that people don't want pure fat pills.It's just like in the MST sketch, if you have pills you'd have eat bowls of them, making it absurd to have food pills in the first place.
hereugo op
>>22234965Just give me some MAYO NAISSSE
>>22234662All you need is Velveeta and White bread
>>22234673Yurop sounds bleak.
>>22234983>2nd ingredient is margarineGross.
>>22234843>put a bunch of butt pills in my bosses soup at lunch>end of the day his butt is so big he cant get in his car Fun prank
>>22234755huel has existed for years.
>>22234755Why did you come to this board then you fucking idiot? This is the food and cooking board. You sound like you should be on TikTok
>>22235346I would eat a toasted velveeta sandwich, and I’m not afraid to say it
>>22234755>most loyal goy slave
>>22234755Kill yourself goy
>>22234669Stfu normie. Once ai kills everyone everybody will be incel, and I’ll be on too because i have an agentic account
>>22234843What the hell is that? Estrogen?
>>22236116but what if he eats too much and fills the whole building up and squishes you anon?
>>22237716Im careful. I wouldn't give him that many unless I didn't show up to work that day
>>22234662>overdose on food pills>explode to death
>>22234662honestly the biggest hurdle is probably bioavailability. your digestive system is made to digest food, not concentrated powders, and as a result most of it passes through the system undigested. just speculating of course haha
>>22238510>No, that is fundamentally inaccurate on both counts: bioavailability is not the hurdle, and the digestive tract does not let concentrated powders pass through undigested. In reality, the physiological reality is almost the exact opposite.a swing and a miss
>>22234662Human body needs a lot of nutrients. You'll have to eat at least 1000 pills in a day. This is not efficient. This is why soylent is a thing, even if it's economically unviable.
>>22234662But we do
>>22238582
>>22234662Unironically legal issues would result in the manufacture being sued into oblivion. Lumpen niggers would eat handfuls of them at a time, consuming like 20,000 cals at once then die.
>>22234795This.
eugh
>>22240887GOURMET SQUARES, ONLY AT THE SHAPE STORE MAH NIGGA
>>22234795I'd still be interested in a supplement system that would give you all of this but it's not in a food or drink form. Multivitamins don't count and cause you to become nauseous on an empty stomach (that includes drinking water or any drink really).Keep in mind I'm not like the dude who invented Soylent or Huel or whatever the fuck because I like to eat, but it would be interesting to see how one would be satiated with just nutrient pills and water.
>>22241001 mre
>>22241011MRE's and rations in general are different I'd say. Still cool though, I like that they often stay good for a long time if stored correctly. Wouldn't mind trying one.
