Poptarts and Buzzballs linked up, need it or keep it?
you can keep the smores but I need the cinnamon
>>22235419Please God destroy this gay earth
>>22235435get this guy a buzz for his balls
>>22235435Please, Earth, stop believing in this gay 'god'.
>>22235442God will rape your anus for that boy
>>22235445For what boy? I haven't any boy to give this bullshit god.
>>22235419it just needs electrolytes.
>>22235444>things happen without a happening
>>22235547Nothing ever happens, we went over this.
>>22235419The thing that surprises me about Buzz Balls is that they have so much dedicated shelf space at every liquor store I go to. The stupid round can takes up more space than your average bottle of whatever and therefore I would assume demands a higher volume of sales to make that shelf space worthwhile, but everywhere I go there are full-on dedicated sections to these disgusting concoctions. Are they really that popular?
>>22235720They're pretty small though, and you can stack them. They don't taste great, but they come in a lot of flavors which you could say is "fun" and just like any shot-type thing of alcohol, they'll do in a pinch if you're trying to get a headstart on boozing it up.If people will buy Bud Light, they'll buy this. Between the two, I'd prefer the Buzzball honestly
>>22235419This ended a week ago https://www.delish.com/food-news/a73963491/pop-tarts-buzz-ballz-collaboration-ending/
>>22235729Light Beer has no usecase outside of longform watch parties so I agree.At least buzzballs have an appreciable ABV.
>>22235733Meanwhile
>>22235759CAN'T SIP MY SUNSHIIINE~
>>22235739The usecase of light beers is that im going to drink 24 beers once i start going. if it's 24 9% IPAs, I face death. If it's 24 BuzzBallz, I face a kind of living hell that makes me beg for death. I take the bud light any day.
>>22235759I've had sunnyd buck's fizz before, was fucking horrible
>>22237080Just get radler. Much more flavorful and refreshing.
>>22235419I despise Americans so fucking much>>22235435>Please God destroy America*ftfy
>>22235429this looks legitimately disgusting. please do not use this picture in any further advertising.
>>22235435Lol cry more libtard
>>22235419Isn't it inappropriate for a brand that makes what is largely seen as children's food to make an alcoholic beverage? It seems like it is encouraging underage drinking.
>>22240429It's manchild food now.
what is the point of drinking a high sugar alcoholic drink? The sugar neutralizes the alcohol and lessens the buzz? You aren't drinking a fucking buzzball as a cocktail you want to sip and enjoy
>>22235720They're popular with blacks, who tend to enjoy overly-sweet flavors. There's a trendy aspect to it as well- consider their love of Henny, Ciroc, Mystique, and other brands namedropped in rap songs. I don't know if rappers are namedropping Buzz Ballz but it would track.Interestingly, you only ever see whites and hispanics buying 4Loko, which is basically the same thing but for a much better value.
>>22240429I agree, either they ban this or they let big tobacco do it again. Truth is kids shouldn't be anywhere near this poison and really, no one should. >t. Alcoholic ex smoker
>>22240949>I can't enjoy vices in moderation so nobody else should either
>>22240952Kill yourself kike
>>22240429listen up liberal: if i want to use deceptive advertisement practices in my products, that's my Yahweh-given right to do so!
22240957>Has no argument >REEEEEEEEE
>>22240957>you're a jew if you're not a teetotaler like me
>>22235419PopBalls or BuzzTarts?
>>22235419Bums we out here eating good MD40, BUZZBALLS, STEELIESNIGGA WE DONT NEED YOUR CRAFT BEER HIPSTER HOP BOMB SHIT FUCK YOU THATS THE FEAST
>>22235419jesus so gross
>>22241929Is steel reserve even still cheap?
>>22235547>God happens without a happener
>>22235429>>22235419have you retards ever eaten a pop tart? they dont have things like flavor. these things exist to keep the mom from having to shell out for the fruitloops. Now buy an ad