Sometimes you just want a simple toasted bagel with butter.
>>22236061Epic.I love this.
>>22236061I agree with that level of butter
>>22236061Why not regular toast?
>>22236061That's the requisite amount of butter
>>22236061Shake just a tiny bit of coarse salt on that to really pump it up to 11. You're welcome.
>>22236171>Why not regular toast?You do you, bro.This is a Bagel thread, however.
>>22236061That doesn't seem very healthy.
>>22237222could be worse, some people use margarine
>>22237222>That doesn't seem very healthy.You're pretty dumb, huh...Go eat your seed oil snacks, retard.
>>22237232Enjoy your Jewish bread, fatty.
>>22237241>Jewish breadNope.Poland actually invented this type of bread in 1394, well before the Fraudsters.Obwarzanek krakowski>but but but, it was the Jews within Poland.I just told you NO, it was not.>The earliest known references to obwarzanki being baked in Kraków, Poland's former royal capital, appear in the accounts of the court of Queen Jadwiga and her consort King Vladislaus II Jagiełło. An entry dated to 2 March 1394 mentions the product using both its Polish name and its equivalent in Polish Medieval Latin, circuli,[4] or "rings": "for the queen, for rings of obwarzanki [pro circulis obarzankij], 1 grosz".[3][5]
>>22237247Obwarzanek are not bagels. The bajgiel was introduced by Jews.
>>22236061Shalom
>>22237253>Obwarzanek are not bagelsThey are the Progenitor and are superior to the bagel.>The Polish noun obwarzanek, or obarzanek, derives from the verb obwarzać, "to parboil",[2] which refers to the distinctive technique of boiling the dough before baking. Jews STOLE the idea.
>>22236061For me its toast with cream cheese.
>>22236061And it has to be a bog-standard cheap bagel too, not one of those huge boutique ones that are all the rage on Instagram
>>22236332I don't like bagels
>>22237424>I don't like bagelsYou don't like Bagel Bites?Ok...
>>22236061Whatever happened to moderation? The butter is supposed to enhance the bagel, not be the point of the whole thing.
>>22238682I support a new paradigm of cooking where you use lots and lots and lots of butter, unapologetically
>>22238682>>22238792Turns out that cramming butter into anything makes it delicious.
>>22236061I like having butter and vegemite on jaun half and cream cheese on the other halfnow that's a nice way to start the day
>>22238792this is what killed julia child though
>>22239727>this is what killed julia child thoughNo it is NOT, retard.She was only 2 days away from her 92nd birthday, too.Unhealthy people don't survive into their 90's.
>>22240868she'd still be with us if it wasn't for all the butter and tallow >:|
>>22236061I like to put butter but also loads and loads of black pepper to where you can actually feel the heat of it.
>>22236061That is a perfect amount of butter
>>22236331Smart man
>>22236061This is so much better.
