>makes YOUR fried rice elite and gourmet Thank me later kiddus
>>22237455i dont put in anything but cauliflower soup, but it is great as a snackalso my oldies tried making pizza "dough" with it, which turned out great
>>22237455Fucking how then? Dont just vague post.
>>22237530Cut into small flowers add fry them in soyabean oil till they're nice nice and golden, add salt and pepper, then add them alongside the other vegetables you're frying for the rice
>>22237555? Ok
>>22237530Calm down James
>>22237530If you know, you know. Only some people do though.
how does cauliflower look like broccoli but taste 100x worse?
>>22237621Ah, look.. hmhm, another case of defective tastebuds. How discomforting. >>22237616
>>22237455op has a fart fetish.
>>22237621but it doesnt look anything like broccoli
>>22237455Gross, cauliflower is the worst vegetable.
>>22237616I know things that only some people know
>>22237555Ok that sounds plausible
>>22238403>greasypepperonifart.gif
>>22237555>soyTrash
>>22237455Why do I get hiccups whenever I eat cauliflower
>>22239028This dude farts with his mouth!
>>22239084As opposed to people who hiccup with their anus
>>22239113God it would be so embarrassing to have the anus hiccups.Imagine involuntarily letting out a little>toot!every half a minute or so.Really humiliating haha hope nobody notices...
>>22237455Cauliflower is fine as a side. Good texture, good fiber. Fucking kill yourself if you really think it replaces the thing its imitating.
>>22240004in my mind, an "anus hiccup" you be an inlet of airas in it interrupting your own butthole mid-flatus:"bjyuuuff-TCHLORPfffpfpfpf"enjoy
Cauliflower rice is just not the same as rice at all. It is only a useful substitute for people who need to do extreme dieting (fat asses).Recently, I've enjoyed cauliflower steamed and then blended into a purée with cream, roasted garlic, Dijon mustard, and parsley. Served with pasta.
>>22237455>fried riceas replacement?
>>22240140>Cauliflower rice is just not the same as rice at all. It is only a useful substitute for people who need to do extreme dieting (fat asses).I hope you develop diabetes some day too, anon.
I was skeptical of ricing cauliflower until I did it. Instant convert. Superior to white rice (not wild) especially if you cook safron rice. Tastes better, filling (you're not hungry again in twenty minutes), and it has almost no carbs. Easy, better nutrition, and consistent.
I don't fry my rice
If you want healthier rice why not just buy wholegrain
>>22241185Not like it's difficult but it's kind of annoying and timewasting, so I just buy it already riced at Costco.
Pickled cauliflower is the best pickle; no, you can't convince me otherwise.
>>22238502No. Oil.
