A buddy of mine is having a football game watch party on Saturday. Everyone is bringing a dish. Iordered pic related from Subway's catering menu to bring. What are we in for? I'm hoping to catch eyes with the size of the sandwich.
>>22237810>What are we in for?Diarrhoea.Possibly E. coliThat's what I'm praying for
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>>22237810I ca guarantee that it won't look like that.
>>22237810Lots of guy on guy blowjobs
>>22237831"Hey is everyone done with the sandwich? I'm gonna grab a bit more if so."Redditors are so autistic.
>>22237810What kind of sandwich are you ordering?
>>22237810You're going to be the talk of the town. Everyone's going to be envious of your swag and baller status. You will be the food mogger. They'll call you Anon 6Foot. Attractive, of age, non related, biological females will throw themselves at your feet. Get ready for greatness, anon, because your whole life is about to change.
>>22237831What an absolute madlad. Spent hours just watching the sandwich
>>22237831>he ate 75% of a sandwich the size of pic relatedLMAO how
>>22237862Never underestimate a fat man's appetite. It could be incredibly dangerous.
>>22237862No he didn't. Learn to read. He had a serving and then the remaining 3 feet. That's a fairly small amount of Subway for the average sized person, I'd say.
You're basically bringing McDonald's in sandwich form. Nobody will be impressed, and they will possibly judge your worth as a human being quite negatively because of it.I would cancel the order and either make my own or go to a reputable, owner-operated sandwich provider.
>>22237810What meat did you get? It’s been a long time but I actually liked the subway party sub when I had it, Italian bmt or spicy Italian works the best imo
>>22237872You're just jealous because you don't have the balls to bring a 6 foot sub. A 6 foot Subway sub would be the talk of a get together with friends where everyone is drinking and having fun. Meanwhile you would be seething in the cuck corner alone about how much everyone enjoys the giant novelty sandwich and ignores whatever gay food for bottoms you brought.
>>22237894>Girls are going to gorge themselves on my sandwich Dillusion the post
>>22237933I never said anything about girls. 6 foot sandwiches are for MEN. Enjoy seething in the cuck corner alone while everyone else feasts on a delicious 6 foot long.
>>22237995Why are you trying to impress.ken with your filthy subway sandwich? That's gay as fuck you slimey cocksucking faggot.
>>22237996Who is Ken? Is that the dude you have a crush on, fagmo? I like how your criticism about bringing a giant Subway sandwich to a friendly get together went from >No one wants to eat your goyslopto>Stop trying to impress girls with your giant sandwich to>Stop trying to impress men with your giant sandwichYou got nothing, fella. Kick rocks and cope in your cuck corner while everyone else has a good time enjoying a big novelty sandwich and each other's company.
>>22238003>Cuck cornerYou've mentioned this in every reply. You need to hide your insecurity better. Probably why you are banking on a cheap ass sandwich to get you laid.Faggot.
>>22238012Now we're on >Stop using cuck corner to insult meAnd you also managed to slip in your other copes too. Impressive amount of coping. >cheap sandwich>women won't fuck you>you're gayThis is you in your cuck corner while everyone else has fun.
>>22238021Did you just discover the internet?
>>22238027Now we're on your fifth cope. >no wants to eat cheap sandwich>women won't fuck you because you bring big sandwich >you're gay for appealing to masculine sensibilities with big sandwich>stop insulting me with cuck corner>are you new here? All because you can't admit a huge novelty sandwich from Subway is a fun treat for a friendly get together. What cope will you think of this time from your cuck corner?
>>22238036You're right I am jealous of your sandwich and the social benefits such a delicious sandwich will bring.Have a nice day.
>>22237872This.
>>22237995>>22237894>>22238003>the cuck cornerlol, what kind of person are you? Do the people who invited you know you're a terminally online 4chan chud?
>>22237810I think these sandwiches are pretty good and I brought 3 of them to a party once and everyone partook and engaged
>>22238036It would be hilarious if you were a paid subway shill.
>>22237810Bring a nacho "stadium"
>>22237810What about a sushi boat? You could flex your wealth with it.
>>22238101does anybody have boomer_and_boomerson_drop_superbowl_gamefood_on_the_stairs.webm?
>>22237869>That's a fairly small amount of Subway for the average sized person, I'd say.I'm 400lbs and there's no way in hell I could eat 3ft of sub sandwich in one sitting. How fucking big are you?
>>22238051Lol. The final cope is a passive aggressive false concession. Enjoy your sandwichless cuck corner.
>>22238113someone should make a documentary about this incident
>>22237810>yes hello saarr>we have no 6 foot roll>we replace order with six>foot long sub>thank you very much saarr
>>22238124Id still grab some of that so it didn't go to waste.
>>22238125as a retired Sandwich Artist™ I must tell you that the party subs are made by braiding the normal sub dough together and baking them in 3-foot sections. if your Subway has bread and an ounce of work ethic you can make a party sub
>>22238108Do you get to keep the boat?
>>22237869>He had a serving and then the remaining 3 feetIgnoring the fact lardass doesn't specify what counts as a "serving", that's half the fucking sandwich.>That's a fairly small amount of Subway for the average sized person, I'd say.How fucking fat are you, dude?
>>22238124It wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.
>>22238223Good question. Would it be a dealbreaker if you couldn't?
>>22238241Depends on the price. Perhaps we could negotiate a deal to include the boat.
>>22238137Thank you for your service. Have you ever thought of opening your own sub place?
>>22238244What would you use it for after you finished all the sushi? Maybe subway footlongs?
>>22238236It's four servings per foot. He had 1/4 of a foot then the remaining three feet. That's three and 1/4 full sized Subway subs. It's a fairly small amount for an average sized person at a party. He probably had the drunk munchies.
>>22238260Sport fishing
>>22237831A real fat person would have known to eat before
>>22238318>fat personfat fucks are not humanhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6563065/
>>22238276>13 servings is a fairly small amount for an average sized person at a party.The cast party for My 600 Pound Life, maybe.
>>22238259Kinda yeah. In the back of my mind I am planning to open a grindah shop in the event that my career implodes
>>22237831Classic
>>22238124Dad's fault for not raising and making a wider arc around the stair railing.
>>22238118people often think that fat people became fat by eating 10,000 calories a day instead of the reality that you can become very fat by only consuming slightly more than your TDEE over the course of many years. I hover around 130 pounds but I can easily eat more in one sitting than most of the fat people I've known, because I actually binge eat, and they are mostly fat from subtler bad habits like drinking sugar and eating high calorie snacks.that being said I believe there's a type of person who could eat 3 feet of sub in a short period of time because when I was younger I could eat a double meat footlong from subway and still be hungry. 3 feet all at once is almost assuredly a fabrication though. fat != competitive eater
>>22237810I knew a guy that owned a subway and he would always provide these for potlucks/gatheringsit really isn't much different from a sandwich platter....if you have it loaded with toppings you will only please a few people and if you keep it generic it will be bland, so keep that in mind
>>22238276No, he was up at 7 am the next day. No drinks.
>>22238318lol no, they'd eat before and then still be hungry 30 minutes later
>>22237810why would anyone want that?
>>22238828Sodium deficiency?
>>22238124I feel bad. Even if that was Stalin I'd still feel bad. Everyone deserves a nice night of snacking.
>>22237810Dry as a bone, should have commissioned Jersey Mikes at least.
>>22238408Holy shit. Are you the grindah anon?
>>22238408Just don't do it Worcestah, kid. They got enough grindahs. They don't need your fancy pants, highfalutin sissy boy grindahs.
>>22239231I am grindah anon yes>>22239261Sydney m8 and there are zero grindah shops here
>>22238124>PhilthadelphiaCouldn't have happened to a nicer fanbase!
>>22239441I tried my hand at a grindah yesterday. Did it meet your standard?
>>22239582why did you break into my house anon
>>22239587We must have similar kitchens
>>22239588suspicious
>>22237810grim
>>22239598it's more common than you'd think
>>22239441You should make a prawn poboy.
>>22239598>Sydneyfag posting pics of little boysGross.
>>22239622yeah I really should, it's def not in my wheelhouse currently but I can learn. I just don't like deep or shallow frying stuff at home>>22239608even the scuffs on the cutting board
>>22239636especially the scuffs on the cutting board
>>22239639oh, well this is useful information I guess
>>22237862NTA but I've done it before. This was in my college days when I would legit burn 4k calories daily during peak rugby season. It was also during the very start of covid, when people stopped eating out as much, so restaurants were handing out insane deals to boost sales. Jersey Mikes did a 75% off sale near where I was, and I didn't know if the sale would ever come back so I boughted(pronounced boff-ted) about $200 worth of subs. My fridge was filled to the brim with subs and I was ravenous, so I ate a couple, then a couple more, and then one more. All of them loaded with vegetables and meats/cheeses. IIRC I was eating all this and switching between playing Stellaris, and watching the LotR trilogy, so time flew by fast and I didn't even really notice how much I was eating because of how focused I was. So yeah, you can eat that amount of food pretty easily if you just put a good form of entertainment in front of you, and I guess football is considered as such for the lazy fat niggers that post on reddit.
>>22239661>I was eating all this and switching between playing Stellaris, and watching the LotR trilogyMy Based detector just exploded
>>22239642I've got the same scuffs on mine too
>>22237831>>22237862
>>22238101>indiviually-wrapped bags of nachos
>>22238137You also used to have round sandwiches. Don't anymore, either.
>>22238130This. If they're family-oriented enough to do cringe things like that nacho stadium and wearing tucked-in shirts for "family football game night," the woman of the house probably keeps it really clean, so you could scopp them up right off the floor.
>>22240042>reddit frog
>>22237831Classic Alan
>>22240042Presumably each bag contains multiple nachos
>>22238108I could easily devour everything in there by myself in less than 2 hours. I’m not even fat.
>>22237810dude who cares, it`s a fucking game>b-but we don`t have traditions in AmericaJesus, just do the minimum and also get them some drinks
>>22240043nobody ever bought the deli rolls. in my tenture at Subwhey I only remember a few instances of someone ordering one, usually for kids. the whole shop probably sold 2-3 a week.
>>22238051this but unironically
>>22237869I wouldn't be surprised if "one serving" equals his only other frame of reference to what a normal sandwich is. A subway footlong. So it'd be more like 2/3 than 3/4
>>22237831In his defence a sandwich left out in the open is the first thing to get dry and unappetizing at a party. The chips and soda and whatnot are fine for days, even pizza will hold well thanks to all the fat, but you really should eat the bread first thing while it's still moist and pleasant. If a bunch of normies left half the sub out for hours I'd also assume it's free for the taking. ALSO if it's some special hoity toity sandwich from her friends shop, maybe also eat it first since it has sentimental value to you, unlike the pretzels. It's not like he stole a cake from the fridge before dinner.
>>22238118I weigh 180 and I could eat that in one sitting, no problem. People are often surprised by the amount of food I can put away.
>>22240901imagine it's soccer and it'll make sense (and probably lower your blood pressure)
>>22237869Hello Ryan
>>22237810Watch out for fat fucks eyeing the sandwich and guard it with your life
>>22241647I am portly and I would stalk that sandwich all night long
>>22238051my sides
>>22237810
>>22238124Why are the holding it like that kek
>>22241666Checked and idk. I've been wondering for years. That's why someone needs to find these people and interview them. I might have to fucking do it myself.
>>22241665yeah bitch it's just an example picture. at the time of posting this thread I hadn't ordered it so what fucking pic did you think I would use?
>>22241666>>22241728It has a handle on either side. They're holding the handles.
>>22241732How did the party go, OP? Did everyone enjoy the sandwich?
>>22242000You don't hold a handle with your thumb and forefinger
>>22238800While true, your TDEE expands as your weight expands so if you really are consuming/burning the same calories every day you'll eventually plateau somewhere
>>22242109They're gripping the handle with their fingers and their thumbs are on top of the handle. It's an upside down L shaped handle.
>>22242172kek no. theyre holding it by some tab that is not designed to be used like this
>>22237995>he's looking for the attention of menDude....
>>22237869
>>22237862Where do they get an oven long enough to bake this
>>22237869>He had a serving and then the remaining 3 feet.So that's about three and a half standard Subway foot-long sandwiches. Maybe four, since someone measured those fuckers and found out that Subway was shorting on the length and then sued them for false advertising.And keep in mind that diet-conscious people only eat a half-length of those sandwiches for a basic lunch. I've never found that to be enough for myself, though.Still, it wasn't really impolite of him, just kinda shameful to pig out that much.
>>22238108Nah. The real flex is nyotaimori.
>>22242206They don't bake it. The sandwich would look more toasty if they baked it retard. Just because Subway has a toaster oven doesn't mean every place has one.
>>22242299is there anything like this but with a handjob/fuck after?
>>22240048He's our frog, you subhuman.
>>22242301If you can't figure out how to arrange this, you don't deserve to get one.Seriously, just go to a sleazy strip joint and bring a sushi tray from Costco.
>yeah let me pretend I didn't try to associate pepe with swastikas in a cheap effort to claim the redditfrog for myself
>>22242304do you think the local massage parlor near me will let me do this?
>>22242308You could always go in and ask. Or if you've developed a personal relationship with any of the chicks who've been jerking you off, you could just ask them if they're willing to come over to your place and let you eat sushi off them.>>22242305>yeah let me pretend that the leftist fucks didn't seethe about Pepe becoming an "alt-right" symbol for the last decade
>>22242206Probably a conveyor oven.
>>22242316reddit still uses the redditfrog today you did all that to try to steal the redditfrog and still failed
>>22238124Has anyone ever identified all the food in the floatie? I'd like to recreate it and carry it more successfully...
>>22238318this. fat people are never going to be at the mercy of someone else's cuisine
>>22242380>centersandwiches (sub sandwiches cut into segments)>right sidepotato chips and tortilla chips, one box each>left side topthis is less clear. I could call it cookies: there's a dark and a light component and they seem circular and we can presume they're not more chips. Could be like a round cracker. >left side bottomcharcuterie. a couple different cuts of salami etc and cheese slices>far bottomThis looks like more tortilla chips and maybe saltines. It's really hard to tell, but if you follow how they fall out they hit the floor the contents of those containers must be chips>I can't fucking tell where these came fromthese fucking dark pieces of shit, what is this, trail mix? dried fruits? I couldn't find anything like this pre-fall. Maybe a sandwich component expelled 109 times?
>>22241665tthey really can't help themselves. the yous are too easy
>>22242393Good eye. Thanks anon.>these fucking dark pieces of shitIf there's a charcuterie, I bet you're right about them being dried fruit. Although it being a sandwich component expelled 109 times got a kek out of me.
>>22242300>its just raw dough bro they dont bake itAre you fucking retarded?
>>22242380>carry it more successfully...Weren’t the guys both holding it from the top edge? Slippage was inevitable, especially if chips had already been sampled
>>22242464>buy bread>make sandwich>never put it inside the oven>eat itKek what part of this is confusing to you?
Hey, Jared, what’s the food like in prison? It can’t be much worse than Subway. Honestly... It’s not bread, it’s too dry to be cake... what exactly is it? I look at my six-inch Subway sandwich and think, "Is this actually fit for human consumption? You have to be one sick bastard to eat this." And one day, I open the paper and I see, Jared Fogle arrested for pedophilia. And I think to myself...well there you go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isLMpS-tYJw
>>22237869subtle
>>22238124God bless sports retards
>>22237831Could easily be a classic pre-election greentext.
>>22237810I remember that guy who ate 2/5 of a sandwich meant for everyone
>>22244017i read this in his voice
>>22237810Man, I love party subs.
>>22244497Is that a Pride party? Also>New Bridge CafeHello Masshole
>>22244497REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
my grandmother's recipe
>>22237831If someone ate 3 feet of sandwich I'd just be impressed.
