Non whore spam edition.
>>22240452>PankoRuined
>>22240436I’ve seen other machines that do this and this one looks super over engineered.
>>22240434lol that last thread really blew. no webms to share myself tho.
>>22240694That's pretty cool>>22240695How does he get out
>>22240691I think this goes against the thread rules
>>22240434Why does he boil his meatballs?
>>22240708>he doesn't boil his ballsngmi
>>22240450wtf what places in america sell fruit and veggies only out of plastic? every grocery store here they are just on a shelf like in that video but under sprinklers that spray them with water every once in a while.
>>22240707>I think this goes against the thread rulesAnd thus this retarded faggot thread was saved
>>22240708If you fry them raw they will cook too fast on the outside and too slow on the inside. I guess this is why, but I have never boiled my meatballs and they turn out good enough but maybe my standards are lower than his are
>>22240752fuck off we're gay
>>22240752kek wtf
>>22240756Oh yeh of course because he's not cooking them in a sauce
>>22240752>>22240691Go post in the shitty ethot webm thread. This is the one for food.
>>22240694
>>22240440ok...I'll take 37?*throws the buns away*
>>22240808mb didn't realized there was one, will post over there
>>22240694>get on the hook, wagie
>>22240808I don't like that one. They deliberately made it as sensual as possible and it's a bad recipe. Instant rice? Come on.
>>22240749Probably in hellholes like NYC and LA. People in those places are barely human and can't understand their way of life is retarded
>>22240829No, you see, at the grocery store there is the larger fresh produce section where the huge bulk of stuff is.Then there are also stuff in bags like precut veggies for literal retards.
>>22240859>puts chicken into baking dish>Doesn't use baking dishKetofags are retards.
>>22240450Americans should be banned from leaving their continentSame with britbongs and their gay little island
>>22241015triggered lmao
>>22240859Those would probably be pretty good but you can tell he must have put the spoon with raw chicken juices back into the pesto jar going by how he's spreading it on one piece before putting any on the other pieces.
>>22240859>let me just wash this chicken I'm about to cook at 180°I often wonder what goes on inside a burgersister's head.
>>22240440>How to be skinny
>>22240440the scamburber
>>22240451mmmmm mold
>>22240448cilantro tastes like soap
>>22240460I like this dudes videos. I also like the other gay guy that does these too. Most of his I have seen were meals of famous people.
>>22240440mcdonalds.webm
>>22240694I wish I had this setup. Im just a fatass and would be nice to be able stand up instead of having to sit on my chair to cook
>>22240443>>22240810not a webm
>>22241584who cares?
>>22240752Every time I see this webm I get up and clean my kitchen.
>>22241660That looks like poop from the butt
>>22241646Don't make me post the live skinning chinktoks
>>22241632>jarred BBQ sauceruined
>>22241632Whats the point of doing all that work just to make such a small amount of food? There is not even one complete serving there.
>>22240448oh, that georgia
>>22240440>that'll be $20.99
>>22241632fuck the plastic sauces, just add a lot of onions and garlic and a bit of herbs and it's the best taste in the world.
>>22241660if this is some sort of brown gravy and not chocolate sauce, it's not much different from a hot hamburger (other than the cheese burger being fully garnished, and served without peas)
>>22241788Yeah it's gravy
>>22240708If you boil them with a little baking soda they will brown easier, making them look better.
>>22241015>>22240749>>22240450>bread in europe goes already bad after one dayyou guys are being trolled by a fellow european; this is not something a native english speaker would write
>>22241660>>22241788whats the point of this? How am i supposed to hold this in my hands? Why make the bun all soggy?
>>22240707How does he get out?
>>22241838skill issue
>>22241851Christ that looks disgusting. And the food is probably awful too.
>>22240458Holy molyI guess the brits have nothing to their own. They should just lay down and die
>>22241866>They should just lay down and dieI mean, they kind of are.
>>22240691Do you think you can render the fat out of a human breast like pork belly?
>>22241333You can lose the weight
>>22240434I think it needs more butter and salt, you know, because there wasn't enoughthe boomers who eat that also need to get heart disease sooner rather than laterzoomers aren't eating there, they don't have jobs. They can't get jobsMORE BUTTER AND SALT. STAT!!
>>22240451a crime against humanity
>>22241851
>>22240708that's way more than 4 tomatoes
>>22241956>blend your chicken thighs>then add vegetarian oyster saucefor what purpose
>>22241851>>22241909Raw futanarians are some of the weirdest extreme diet people. Nikocado started out as a futanarian.
>>22240451Cheese is so heckin cool
>>22241754He is a treasure.
>>22240450As an American I am annoyed with this video, it must be a young person that doesn't remember this being the norm stateside too.
>>22242181it's tik tok rageslop
>>22240434Wtf? They go in water before frying?
>>22242184>>22242181nah y'all just unc
>>22240440Kek
>>22242218Those potato blocks look good
>>22242218Wow she's so trad that she had a benriner mandolin and a deep fryer
>>22240448whoever calls food "comforting" or uses the word "comfort food" is a huge fucking tranny
>>22242250That’s a stupid opinion
>>22240638I am going to make these. Those look like a great thing to hring to a party or make when stoned at night.
>>22240434Why do chefs always feel the need to use their fucking hands on everything? I never touch food I'm cooking, never need to because I'm not retarded.
>>22242262it's crazy that you can make complete slop trash look professional if you sprinkle some sesame seeds onto it.
>>22242086get a job, lady
>>22240694I think something like this used to be used by some of the Sheffield tool forges to make the workers more efficient switching between operations that might be a few yards apart. I think the system is mentioned on one of the videos on this youtube channel. https://m.youtube.com/@KenHawleyCollectionTrust/videos?ra=m
>>22242486i would absolutely fuck this up after a night out drinking
>>22242486We don't have huge potatoes in Australia. Unless you get a sweet potato.Regular potatoes are half that.
>>22242493you could probably use two potatoes then if you're really careful
>>22240452He could save a lot of time by spraying the disinfectant directly onto the chicken.
>>22242250What the literal fuck is wrong with you? How dysgenically autistic do you have to be to be confused at the concept of a meal providing comfort
>>22242257>>22242532Fucking trannies
>>22242543you are a bug in a jar that i shake
>>22242543Dead-eyed faggot. I’m glad your meals don’t provide you comfort, you don’t deserve it
>>22240694Reminds me of breaking bad
>>22240452why does he clean the table so much
>>22240707The heat from the pan cooks the egg
>>22242589cleanliness is next to godliness
>>22242589I think it's comedy, I was cracking up
>A guy at a county fair showed me this hot dog trick and now I can’t stop making it>Filipìno hands
>>22242548You are a tranny, that's gonna neck itself>>22242563My meals taste good, something a tranny like you wouldn't understand
>>22242656
>>22241760In Japan, we consider this what you call "mild."
>>22242064I once read a doujin about them. I've never seen someone's stomach bulge out that far.
>>22242064None of them look healthy, they all look malnourished as fuck. It’s crazy, crazy look in the eyes too
>>22242656you are a bug in a jar that i shake
>>22240708He is using the irish method
>>22242292
>>22242678You're a tranny stuck in a loop, like the rope around your neck
>>22242697You are a bug in a jar that I shake.You are less than human.I truly hope that you can find a path to recovery.
>>22242706>Bla bla blaYou will never be a woman
>>22240460Of course he makes it with plenty of zest.
>>22240652The guy who designed it is still relatively new to Opus Magnum, ok?
>>22242604>>22240452Reminds me of the edited Ramsay webm where he's constantly taking the egg off the heat and it just keeps looping.
>>22242292This is also how you make cool crystals.
>>22240816The potatoes seem like too much effort, but these are all pretty cute. Would make if I my kids were having a Halloween party.
>>22241718YO WHAT THE FUCK THAT BITCH DO TO THAT RICE
>>22242493small potatoes, small cocks. just ozzie things
>>22242493Australia sounds lame
>>22242292...whats the point of the dye?
>>22242486Holy fuck where was this all my life
>>22242794I don’t know!
>>22242794it's a troll tiktok to get people to make glasses explode, the dye is just to entice retards
>>22242488I'm sober these days and still would.
>>22242515>>22242724Aw fuck. Didn't know someone beat me to it.
>>22242872yeah, that's what I figured, kinda like when /b/tards were being told to heat up a spoon with tape at the base of the handle and to put it under water in like 2005-2006
>>22242878Is banana culture/enthusiasm different in SEA? E.g. I imagine a western banana enthusiast would be showing off their puddings, drinks, and banana bread for example. Just to not look like some gay clown.
>>22242749Too much soy sauce. Too much rice. Too much girl
>>22242878That's too much nanner
>>22242941at 1:12 you can see she burnt the rat to shit. god damn china is a weird place
>>22240458
>>22242954That's a regular-sized banana, the manlet is just small.
>>22243571Oh nice
>>22240708I think they might keep their shape a bit better
>>22243620Everyone loves American food. Simple as.
>>22243460these ugly whores are still doing this shit years later while their country gets bombed kek
>>22243716I think they’re cuteI don’t think they’re actually active though? And i thought they were Brits, when did the Brit’s start getting bombed?Yeesh, this is why i don’t watch the news
>>22243724WOULD. Got damn. Jack is a lucky man.
>>22243780I could make you a lucky man, anon...
>>22243585While you were engaging in cooking, Jack was studying the blade.
>>22243974Jack has cut the same hand that was holding the knife before.
>>22243775This would have been so much better if the woman on the right spit the chewed up food into the drink.
>>22243460>>22243775Yikes, what a pair of uggos.
>>22240440
>>22242181Never heard of a false flag?
>>22241749Crazy to think that Stalin was born in Atlanta.
>>22243460>>22243775do they want it to seem like the glass they're drinking from is your penis
>>22240440Still thicker then a bigmac, who has the wafer thin mcdonald slice?
>>22241828You think everyone online is white.
>>22241759>starts playing in the restaurant:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCBSSwgtg4
>>22241870That thing that cooked with "her" lip fat described it as greasy so maybe human fat doesn't render very well.
>>22240699>How does he get outHe simply eggs-its
>>22243429Why does it look like he's constantly almost dying?
>>22240695How................ How does he get out?
>>22242543>Says something retard>Gets called out>"T-tranny"Wew laddie
>>22244138Shut up, tranny
>>22242878this gave me flashbacks from college
>>22243312You might have to, it could be filled with parasites or trichinosis or something.
>>22242257I remember in first grade gym there were a couple of those we had to climb through as part of an obstacle course one time.
>>22243620>a big raisin
>>22241632Pretentious grill glove to hold an aluminum pan that cooled down 20minutes ago.
>>22242878this thing could end the Ukraine war
>>22243620people that didn't grow up with and then being exposed to some part of your culture for the first time and glazing it is almost like a genre of porn
>>22244147Were you snorting ket off something like that? You may be entitled to compensation.
>>22244213maybe it's different in japan but in euroland 90% of the mcdonalds staff are various migrants and most of the time they seem kinda stressed out
>>22242493That's a small pan look at the size of his hand compared to the potato. We definitely have potatoes that are much bigger than that in NZ.
>>22243564>being this brownStay mad streetshitter. We're going to go on celebrating our heritage and the food dishes that it gave us. Go munch your cow shit and we'll try our best to not be jealous while we enjoy our fish.
>>22244034I don’t think so, idk if you’ve ever seen a bj but they usually don’t sip it like a straw
>>22240440In 20 years fast food restaurants will charge you 40$ for this
>>22242250Youre a fuckin idiot. Thats all, no more, no less. Thats all youll ever be.
>>22240694>we have such dishes to cook for you>WHO ARE YOU????>Chefs to some, line cooks to others
>>22240808>0:08 secondsREEEE THE LEMON SEED FELL IN THEY DO NOT SHOW THEM TAKING THE SEED OUTI CAN ONLY ASSUME THEY MIXED IT INTO THE BUTTER REEEEEE
>>22242486Yeah thats a damned good idea. Simple but looks great
>>22242589The clean of the table cooks the chicken
>>22242794I'm assuming it's wax which would be the only thing holding the glass together after it shatters
>>22242250funny bait post lol got me too i said out loud "what the fuck are you talking about." very funny.
>>22240440>McDonalds 2030$50 +tip
>>22244072Because he is, kek
>>22244368>water soluble waxnah dawg
Vaccines were supposed to kill all these people.
>>22243724They say she tosses the best sallad in the whole tri-state area!
>>22244413>fell for it again award
>>22243460The brunette used to be cute. Now she's getting fat from drinking whipped cream all day while looking like a dog that knows it's not supposed to be doing what it's doing.
>>22241872>You can lose the weightI lost the weight then got anxiety every time I went outside and people congratulated me so I became an extreme hikikomori and got even fatter than I was before
>>22242218ah yes, ye deepfrier of olde
>>22243312Correction, bamboo rat. Chinks and Vietnamese say they taste great while having plenty of meat even when not compared to guinea pigs
>>22240694>THE INHIBITOR CHIP>...it's gone!
>>22240708To remind niggers that they aren't allowed to have good things in life.
>>22242486I've never actually seen someone cook Shepard's pie. From the replies I'm assuming it isn't done this way normally?
>>22244213I want to work in McDonald's japan
>>22242513you motherfucker kek
>>22244135Something about sitting on eggs.
Do they like, eat the innards with the meat?
>>22240460>>22241328Honestly I hate the weird fake accent he puts on. It's like he's trying to do a British accent but he's really bad at it, but he's also been doing it for years and years
>>22240810KEK actually chortled. Have a (You) my good sir
>>22244635Its more like that transatlantic affectation that golden age hollywood actors would use. Its simultaneously amusing and cringe
>>22243985
>>22244753the fact that he cut his thumb on the hand holding the fucking knife just makes it that much more farcical
>>22241869The fucking bacon flick gets me every time. Why did he do it?
>>22241909>I've been on a raw fruit diet for 7 yearslying ass bitch
>>22244812Based on how terrible she looks, i believe her.
>>22244809He's retarded.
>>22244351Wrong, tranny
>>22240450Is this satire?
>>22244939It’s just rage baitLike this guy >>22244931
>>22242218I sliced off part of my pinky finger with a mandolin about a week ago.
>>22240452Gave me a giggle.
>>22242729
>>22240708If you are pre-preparing a lot of food at once, poaching is a very efficient way to do this. Poach to cook through, keep in the fridge, then brown to serve.
>>22240471>pepperoni not baked into the cheeseWhat dogshit pizzas, the toppings are all going to fall off
>>22242086Damn, they work them Chinese e-thots hard.
>>22242218I don't get the point of the poofy jester shirt to make Chinese cucumber salad and thousand layer potatoes.
>>22242731Damn, I wish chocolate and cream were cheaper.
>>22242870this is a decent example image to explain to non-food service people why competition over specific stations can get heated. a good station assignment is a drastically easier day than a bad one.
>>22244604Normally its just a mince meat stew with a mashed potato topping that is then baked in a casserole.
>>22242513Wowlook at him go
>>22241759+ Tip
>>22240752Rage inducing every single time
>>22244183Yeah, people love that shit>foreigner experiences [thing from my country] for the first time!>"omg we don't have this, but it's really cool!"My dad watches shit like this all the time. It's not just countries, he watches young people reacting to 70s and 80s music too.
>>22240434how do i achieve even browning
>>22241766im glad they put on gloves... to eat
>>22241851>I did something for 1.5 months so I’m an authority voice on this subject!I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: women should not have rights.
>>22245428when did she say she was an authority
>>22241851>I add no salt>no need to salt anythingis this retard still alive?
>>22240434>>>/wsg/6247890
