What should I dip in this?
hidden valley ranch is fucking atrociously bad. dump it down the drain and get some Marie's and dye it with food coloring or squid ink if you really want fucking black ranch for some inane reason
>>22240664sweet potato fries
>>22240664you should dip it back onto the shelf. yuck
>>22240677This is only true of the premade bottles,though. If you actually take the time to buy the dry seasoning mix, then use a high quality mayonaise and fresh buttermilk, it is as good as it gets.
>>22240689I'd rather just make my own ranch at that point. Honestly after looking at hidden valleys ingredients and comparing it to other brands I can't imagine why it tastes so bad, especially if their seasoning packers taste fine.
>>22240687try being festive for once, it might get you laid
>>22240773i do not buying seasonal varieties of brand name ranch dressing has ever gotten anyone laid but i like the way you numarketers think
>>22240776You don't know that. Women love ranch dressing.
>>22240664>Wonderbread and black ranch.You are a fucking moron.
>>22240664Your balls
>>22240842no. she's american, cunt.
Your balls>>22240677This. And cool ranch doritos deserve the drain treatment while youre at it
>>22240664Whenever I look at a salad, I think, "You know, what this could really use is a sludge that looks like some industrial shit they use in heavy machinery"
That looks nasty, buy a bottle black food coloring and mix it in
>>22241648Is it possible to reverse that once you’ve done it?
>>22240664Balls
>>22241477Stop referring to people as "she", faggot.
>>22240664dip you toes into it and post the results
>>22241648That's what they did you fucking moron
>>22242529Clearly not enough because it's fucking GREY you ultra-retarded mouthbreathing achromatopsic mongrel go back to u/colorblind but you're likely already banned there for being so fucking STUPID, even fucking HEINZ did a better job
>>22240664you yanks are the absolute worst you will be the death of cooking
>>22242507>americans>people
>>22242692finallybottled and distilled negro
>>22242507First of all this >>22243064 but secondly it's obviously a female, no male would have a thumb like that
>>22242692how do you think they make something gray?
>>22243141>>22242692>Clearly not enoughWhere did you learn to read, Detroit special kid's school?
>>22243140>no male would have a thumb like thatit's a mexican male.
>>22243174what?
>>22240664Spooky veggies
>>22243046I can admit that America has a bunch of shit products, but you have to realize how faggie you sound to be so dramatically affected by it
>>22240664>spooky ranch>make it blackBased
>>22243046It's funny that you think that and yet all of the world's best chefs flock here to open places in NYC and Las Vegas. Wonder why that is.
>>22243555it's gray tho retard
>>22243353America really has everything. From the shittiest Chinese-made crap, to the finest everything. It's really the hub of the world. You can find awful food products, but there's still some semblance of quality control and standards. You have the FDA. You have the fact that we wouldn't stand for the kind of street food practices you see in videos of India. It's not a perfect system but I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. Anyone can make it in America. I realize I'm very privileged to be born here, born white, got a good education, have two loving parents and a nice financial safety net. Not everyone is so fortunate.
joke's on them I'm too colorblind to give a shit about what color something is
>>22243572america does not have squeez bacon, however.
>>22243670It does have jarred bacon thoughbeit
>>22240664I miss when halloween used to have purple & green ketchup
>>22243677that stuff is great on pizza
>>22243563It's black you moron. This picrel is directly from the Hidden Valley website.
>>22243572Calm down, sister.We shouldn’t be proud of the low quality garbage regardless of quantity. There’s a lot we should not be proud of, things that specifically damage white Americans quality of life, since you’ve made sure to point that out.but i don’t want to get banned.I like this board
>>22243677>thoughbeitStop that. It's idiotic.
>>22243767>white AmericansWTF are you talking about, schizo? Fuck off.
>>22240664ya willy
>>22240664>>22240677>>22242692>>22243704Americans be like>NOOOOOOO my condiments aren't BLACKED enough how can I ever enjoy Halloween without my BBC (Big Black Condiments)?
>>22244316this is especially funny in the cases where the colour of the condiment already is blood-adjacentspoooooooky
>>22243868> Anyone can make it in America.I realize I'm very privileged to be born here, born white, got a good education, have two loving parents and a nice financial safety net. Not everyone is so fortunate.Are you a tourist who can’t follow a thread?
>>22244332There's nothing at play that "damages" white Americans' quality of life. Don't bring that crazy shit in here. No one is actively doing anything like that. Not purposely as you probably think. You need to go outside and lose your virginity.
>>22244730Lying doesn’t make it go away, and it doesn’t get people to keep participating.
>>22244751You're in too deep. You see the world in a warped and paranoid way that doesn't reflect reality. Sorry that happened to you. You spent too much time online and not enough time with real people. We lost you.
>>22244762I work 3 jobs, one of which is helping small businesses survive. I’m in a primarily white area, with primarily white clients. The government allowed offshoring to decimate our industrial base.
>>22244767>those poor white people>losing everything to non-white immigration>someone should think about all the suffering whites
>>22244770Did you forget that i was speaking to what appeared to be important to you or are you a tourist who can’t follow a thread?
>>22240664
>>22244787Guess I can't follow. I'm fortunate to be white, but I don't think anyone is trying to take anything from me or destroy my way of life. Not that my way of life is any different from people of other colors. Just don't be a fucking racist. Don't claim anyone is trying to harm or in any way change white people because they aren't. People are moving here and that's not by some sinister and calculated design to hurt me. If I have to share with them, so be it. That's how the world turns.
>>22244799>Don't claim anyone is trying to harm or in any way change white people because they aren'tWhat's DEI?
>>22244801>if it gives a leg up to minorities it must drag whites down a peg. NOT FAIR!!!You're too stupid to argue with. Good day.
>>22244799You’re just ignorant honestly. You’re the retard who brought up race in your idiotic rant glazing our quantity over quality society. It isn’t about being white, it’s about acknowledging how American leadership has failed its people and plastered bandaid after bandaid over its fuck ups. I am regularly with people struggling to make ends meet, and I’ve struggled to make ends meet since Covid. I’m not in my house enough to be a chronically online basement dweller.The way we’ve built our economy impacts the entire world negatively. The economic crashes are preventable, and they aren’t being prevented for simple greed reasons. Not conspiratorial reasons.
absolutely disgusting lol
