>>22240720
>lousianatrashslop

Everyone always forgets to mention the fourth animal: there's pork sausage between each layer. And I don't much care for it, honestly. The outer turkey overcooks, the inner duck overcooks and the central chicken is chicken. Whoopdieshit.

It's a grotesque and undignified display of American gluttony.

>>22240735
thats why you cook them separately first.
>>22240739
You only say this because you are weak and afraid of greater things.

>>22240720
>enicken
what's an enicken

>>22240742
>You're afraid of some dead birds
How do you make the internal skin crispy or do you just eat slimey skin and tell yourself you're a tough guy?

Nobody has ever eaten this besides John Madden

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>>22240720
reminder this was invented by the chinese

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There's a really good piece by a great American food writer named Jeffery Steingarten about turducken from I think the late 90s. It will tell you everything you need to know. Short answer is it's retarded.

>>22240874
Forgot my pasta. FUCK.
>Jeffrey Steingarten, a prominent food writer and former Vogue critic, famously chronicled his attempt to create the perfect turducken in his essays, notably in The Man Who Ate Everything and It Must've Been Something I Ate. He identified Cajun chef Paul Prudhomme as the inventor of the dish and described the preparation as a "four-day odyssey" involving extensive deboning, stuffing, and roasting.

>Steingarten's investigation highlighted the dish's complexity, noting that it requires deboning a turkey, duck, and chicken, then stuffing the chicken into the duck and the duck into the turkey, with layers of seasoned stuffing like cornbread or sausage in between. While he acknowledged the culinary challenge and the impressive result, he also pointed out flaws, such as the duck skin becoming flabby and the turkey skin turning leathery, making it a dish best suited for those willing to invest significant effort for a festive centerpiece.

>>22240841
ender man chicken

>>22240877
paul prudhomme was based and the fact that he even attempted this is also based. what is not based is that it somehow became something people who only cook once per year think they can do.

>>22240882
I thought most people who ate turducken picked up already prepared ones and just popped it in the oven. Trying to make one at home from scratch is insane.

>>22240841
Dark Vader before he became evil

>>22240720
I had no idea it was supposed to be deboned. Every time I've heard of it I imagined it with bones.

>>22240720
No.