Can you Americans really order and eat sandwiches like this?
>>22241702Yes it's a party sub...but you can probably do that in any country if you have the money
>>22241702it only takes like 20 minutes for it to be eaten, too.
>>22241702>there there sandwich
Yup but if you look closely, it's not one sandwich. A party sub that long is made of several bread loaves placed and to end with the rounded heels cut off the middle loaves to give it the appearance of a single, long sandwich. That one in the OP is three loaves.
And according to you the length is the problem?I hate American sandwiches because they put it way way way more meat than necessary and often mix more types of cold cuts togheter, which doesn’t make any sense apart from showing us their gluttony and complete mental retardation.
>>22241702yes. you’ve watched scooby doo right? that’s every day shit
>>22241755reminded me of this
>>22241761cute
>>22241785guy who made that probably thinks Timbuktu is a mythical place namesometimes, americans do really
>>22241780meanwhile, later
>>22241702Thats meant for 4 people you stupid eurotard
>>22241844>for 4 peoplewhat you call pants, we call a circus tent
>>22241740No.
>>22241716only takes 1 person for it to be eaten as well
>>22241969Yup.
>>22241969Show us the oven that makes it on-site
>>22241721Based Simpsons enjoyer
>>22241702Yes. We don't even need a loicense or anything.
>>22241761These millennial comics are kind of charming.
>>22241740>it's not one sandwich0h but it is!All sandwiches are made of multiple pieces of bread. Did you think it only went vertical? No! Horizontal slices also count as part of the same sandwich.
>>22241702Sure, why not. Just gotta find a shop willing to order the special-length bread from a commercial bakery that does that sort of thing. You can make them at home too.FFS, any country can do that. France has baguettes that are a few feet long.
>>22241753>I hate American sandwiches because they put it way way way more meat than necessary and often mix more types of cold cuts togheter, which doesn’t make any sense apart from showing us their gluttony and complete mental retardation.Sorry we're, uhm, rich enough to afford meat I guess? And to use multiple kinds?You can always order a single type of meat on it and request that they only use a single slice for a whole sandwich so that you don't feel like your home country's cuisine is inferior, Anon.
>>22241702You're not meant to eat the whole thing yourselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvzw7MOFhQo
>>22241702Venmo Corporate online outreach here! Remember to Spend your Balance you kooky Crazy Millennials! Turn that FOMO INTO FO SHO!!
>>22241702Ye foreigners know nothing of the bounty of the Americas. Our swine grow fat on the abundance of our corn. Then our healthcare system extends their lifespan artificially to 78 where they promptly expire after taking their scheduled taxable retirement distributions
>>22242036yeah, that's not a thing.
>>22242432you are either gay or brown
>>22242324>Venmonobody knows what that is any longer, unc.
But like how do you pick it up to eat it??
>>22242552With your hands.
>>22241761I unironically do not get it
>>22242552You don't, you lie down on your belly and work your way around it like a snake.
>>22242124>a tray of cheese-topped crackers is a single sandwich
>>222426841) crackers aren't bread 2) even if they were, they have no top so would be open face sandwiches3) they aren't organized into a line
>>222427771) yes they are2) an open-faced what? : )3) yes they are. who said they weren't?
>>22242787>2) an open-faced what? : )Yeah an OPEN FACE sandwich. That's not a sandwich, it's a novelty >1) yes they areNope they're more like hardtack >3) yes they are. who said they weren't?I said they weren't.
>>222427984) an open-faced what? 37) baked, savoury dough is baked savory dough; cracker = bread836383) and that's wrong. You're wrong
>>22242805They're already cheese and crackers, so they can't be a sandwich.If you said you're bringing a party sub, but instead show up with a plate of cheese and crackers, everyone will sneer at you for being an autistic.
>>22242816Cheese and crackers are a sandwich. A party sub is a sandwich. But cheese and crackers are not a party sub.
>>22242829If I go to a party sub and grab a 6 inch section, I have a sandwich.If I go to a plate of cheese and crackers and grab a cracker with cheese, I have a cracker with cheese.
please take your “is it a sandwich??” discussion to reddit
>>22242834>I have a cracker with cheeseYes, which is a sandwich. >>22242842>redditC'est pas une sandwich.
>>22242843>Yes, which is a sandwich. If it's a sandwich, then when can't I order it at Subway? And don't give me some bologna about how Subway doesn't serve *every* sandwich--cheese and crackers are basic though that it should be among their options (if they were a sandwich)
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ca7bdz/aita_because_i_ate_more_than_my_share_of_a_6_foot/?solution=cd65070436bf1f5bcd65070436bf1f5b&js_challenge=1&jsc_token=2824be10929bdc604753c70a67a1c331761b04a2ba4cc9b89e9888ce261226ad&jsc_orig_r=
>>22242945>linking directly to redtardyikes
>>22241702that's a pretty small sandwich here in America we call those Small boys because it is what we feed small boys
>>22242946It's a funny thread.>B-but redditAll of the shit that made reddit an object of ridicule is now applicable to 4chan and has been for years, newfags only scream reddit all day because they see other people do it.
>>22242600i would've guess forklift
>>22241702They're handy for when you need to feed a bunch of people at the office.
>>22242869>what's 2+2?>and don't tell me 4, give me a REAL answer! That's you. That's what you're saying.Potbelly Sandwich Shop serves crackers, btw. : )
>>22242953>funnyno not really. go back and never return.
>>22242969I was here before you.I'll be here after.
>>22242963Hairy arms woah
>>22242988now THAT’S a woman
>>22242973You weren’t and you won’t be
>>22241702>it's shit but it's extra longOnly yanks.
>>22243086>YYou're not even the same guy, he didn't capitalize.
>>22242964I suppose so.As long as we agree that multiple subs placed next to each other with the rounded ends cut off is a sandwich
>>22243096I don’t have time for this. I’m off to watch Everybody Loves Raymond and hit my laughing gas.
>>22242600I'll be blunt. If you use a word like "unironically", you probably don't get much.
>>22243094you can’t handle My posting style lmao. newfag. Get a life.
Eurocels really can’t beat the “rent free” allegations can they.
>>22243128I actually pay rent to live in European heads
>>22243096I was originally going to agree with that statement but I'm off work today due to a now-cancelled medical appointment and I'm bored as fuck so i decided to have fun with crackers. Of course crackers aren't sandwiches but a chimeric sub could be considered one or many sandwiches, depending on how you look at it. Both opinions are right.>>22243128The thread was obviously started in jest, kiddo.
>>22243139>The thread was obviously started in jestAnd that changes what exactly?
>>22243167It doesn't change much - you're a whiny bitch with a weak constitution.
>>22243125I accept your concession.
>>22243176They’re all me, numbnuts, even (You)
>>22243225OK.
>>22241702Six feet. Two feet of Italian, two feet of American and two feet of grilled vegetables and mozzarella. The Italian went fast, followed by the American with the veggies showing that people want meat.God, I love party subs.
>>22243245What is “American”?
>>22243249in the context of sandwiches, 'italian' vs. 'american' typically means this or something very similar
>>22243260Ew.>t. American
I wish that hot sandwiches of this type were more common. I'd like a giant hot pastrami sandwich.
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>>22243130Gonna have to charge you more now that winter is coming tho.Heating costs, you know?
I love sandwiches sooooooooooo much
