Big Mac slice, or chicken 'n' waffles slice?
Both
>>22241792ill take the shock top plus the other 5.btw, you tops or bottom pal?
>>22241792if i had to choose it would be chicken and waffles.mayo is nasty so i wouldn't do the big mac.however, i would rather just not eat if that was the options.
>>22241792both, with a tall glass of iced lime soda water
wait is that maple syrup?kill yourself child
>>22241881in what solar system does a big mac come with mayo
>>22241792Is there some kind of sweetness on the waffles one? If so, GROSS, fuck you!If not, yes I'll have some because pizza should never be sweet.
>>22241905It's the main component of that pink sauce.
>>22241905nta but big mac sauce is largely mayonnaise. however, mayonnaise is great and I have never understood the hate for it.as for the OP I would eat neither slice as they both look revolting
>>22241913you mean to tell me you don’t like yum yum sauce? ranch? tartar sauce? get real kid
>>22241912>If not, yes I'll have someYou like plain bread as a pizza topping?
>>22241975the waffle here is just a gimmick for namesake. a tendie pizza would have worked just fine.
I have never had a good pizza with chicken. It's a recipe for disaster. It cannot be done right. Every time it is a letdown. So , for me, and it pains me, it's the big mac.
>>22241975NTA but yes. I've had chicken Caesar salad pizza with plain croutons and the textural interplay between the crusty bread lumps and the softer dough of the pizza was delightful.
>>22242077>between the crusty bread lumps and the softer doughplease refrain from getting so descriptive about bread. it makes me uncomfortable
>>22241792Seeing nonwhite hands near food makes me lose my appetite
>>22241905are you retarded, anon?>>22241951no, because mayo is fucking disgusting.stop pretending it's ok.>>22241914>mayonnaise is great and I have never understood the hate for itit tastes bad.
>>22242431some mayonnaise tastes bad. all mayonnaise doesn't taste the same. there are levels of quality of mayonnaise just like every other item of food on the planet.
>>22242401Nobody asked about your effeminate sensibilities
>>22241792Big Mac
>>22241792Lettuce on a pizza makes me want to fucking hurl. Chicken and waffles sounds like it could be potentially tasty. Pizza Pipeline had a jalapeño popper pizza I really enjoyed
>>22242022Have you just been having shitty pizza? I’ve had plenty of barbecue and buffalo chicken pizzas that were delicious
>>22241792chick n waff, not a fan of big macs
>>22241792>shock top>hah! yeah I love getting my asshole blown out! how could you tell?!
>>22242545I've tried the most popular chicken pizzas from domino's, and some local chains. Each time, I kinda regretted it, and wished I'd gotten something simpler. I'm not a big fan of most toppings to be honest. The chicken chunks don't do it for me. A good salami or pepperoni pizza is enough. I think my preference can be summed up as such: great margerita > salami/pepperoni > average margerita > x.I also like pineapple on pizza, (or sweetcorn) but people childishly and dogmatically hate that. >Dont you dare contrast my fatty salty slop with something fresh and sweet with bite!Like ok, let's forget the basics of taste combinations because it pisses off an italian somewhere
>>22242557The quality of domino’s chicken is dodgy at best, sometimes it’s got that inedible rubbery texture. I’m with you on pineapple on pizza, it’s great with ham and spicy chilis
>>22242401she's italian
I hate millennials
>>22242789What am I looking at?
>>22242814some stupid game they played while waiting for the food because every last minute of their lives needs to be packed with experiences
>>22242887>t. zoom zoom that has a panic attack if she's without her digital pacifier for 5 seconds
>>22242887wow you weirdos can get angry about anything can’t you? go outside
>>22242431>are you retarded, anon?honestly ye
>>22241792Neither heres why: adding bread to a pizza is fucking retarded and baking lettuce on a pizza is extra fucking retarded. I would eat a nashville hot pizza with chicken and pickles. I would eat a cheeseburger pizza with no lettuce and mac sauce.
>>22242789You should try finding things to love instead of hate.
>>22241792How about a juicy steak instead?
>>22243036how about a not so juicy cheesesteak pizza since that’s the topic of discussion
>>22243043Nah, I'd rather have the steak.Pizza is a sign of carb bomb shamelessness.
>>22243047then make a steak thread so you and all the other alpha males can jerk each other off
>>22241792
>>22242558I'll give chicken a try again the next time I find myself at a good pizza place.
>>22243061THEN I'LL CRUSH YOUR THREAD CAUSE I HATE FOOD THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY FOOD BUT IT'S IN FACT CRUSTY ASS!
>>22243036i find big slabs of meat to be gross
>>22241792Death to America
>>22242968Have you had a chicken Caesar salad pizza, anon? They have croutons and lettuce and they're quite tasty. You can make one yourself by throwing a handful of chicken Caesar salad on a cheese pizza.
>>22243727 i find people that find big slabs of meat to be gross gross
>>22243732there's a place near me that does that, it's pretty fucking good
>>22242401Where do you buy your goyslop from where they still hire white people to make and serve the food? I'm just grateful if I see Latrinos behind the counter instead of filthy inbred Indian Hindpoos.
>>22245360imagine that you go back in time, and you see yourself as a young innocent child, and you know you'll grow up to sit at your computer typing stuff like that
>>22242887Just picture that game on your favorite toushcreen and shut the fuck up.
>>22242077my local pizzeria used to sprinkle some panko breadcrumbs mixed with pressed garlic on their pepperoni slices and they would get deep fried in the sausage grease pooling inside the cupped pepperoni slices.good shit.
>>22245686This is the biggest bullshit I've ever read. You've never even eaten pizza you fucking tryhard. How fucking weird.
>>22242893>>22242898>>22245677Pricks. I'm not advocating using a smart phone or tablet. Some major projection here.Next time you're waiting, just sit there and do nothing.
>>22245702>Next time you're waiting, just sit there and do nothing.I'll do what I damn well want to. You can take your absurd commands and fuck right off.
>>22245708ok then shut the fuck up about playing that game on a smartphone
>>22245712That wasn't me.
>>22241792I hope that’s actually thousand island dressing and not just mustard or cheese sauce peter northed all over the Big Mac slice
>>22245713I don't care.
