>Le GantsA French fine-dining establishment where there is no silverware- everyone is given a pair of nitrile gloves. Instead of a vase with flowers on each table, there is a colander full of ice that slowly melts and gets the table all wet.>El Suelo SucioA Mexican casual cantina that has no tables or chairs, just some cardboard on the floor. There are loudspeakers that play one mariachi song on a loop at the loudest legally permitted decibels.>Komrade Kerchenko's KitchenA Soviet Union themed buffet with a flat rate fee but there is no food.>Sukdeep Jeetbeep's A sign with that name on an alley dumpster
A Curry Pizza place where you pay to punch pizzas
>>22243906>Instead of a vase with flowers on each table, there is a colander full of ice that slowly melts and gets the table all wetwait this one is goodbowl of rice and other shit with a fine mesh on the bottomthin glass made of ice in the middle of the table with some kind of sweet sauce the glass melts and spills the sauce, which soaks into the bottom of the rice
>>22243906A restaurant where tasty food is offered at acceptable prices.
>>22243992There's a place across the street from me called Thai curry pizza where you can get, you guessed it, pizza with Thai curry on it
>>22244052Meds.
Bring back the endless stew model and jazz it up a bit.>You pay for your bowl, cup and basket with bread >you can collect a refill of stew & beer/soda as much as you want, extra bread costs extra
>>22243906A restaurant where the floor consists of a fine mesh grate with powerful fans placed underneath directed at the ceiling. The staff would periodically dump large containers of finely minced food into the columns of air from the fans. The fans are calibrated in such a way that the food hovers at the mouth height of a typical standing diner. Instead of ordering patrons would pay an entrance fee and choose what they like from the miasma of food. This setup would have the added benefit of blowing up the skirts of unwary women like that scene with Marilyn Monroe.
>>22244069Bring BACK the endless stew model? When the fuck was that ever existent?
>>22243906Hooters but they have sex with you
Big Mac's Mac & MacRun solely by a 40-year-old monster truck diver named Big Mac who does everything. He drives around the restaurant in his miniature mac truck, zipping around between seating guests, taking orders, refilling drinks, making small talk with customers (his only topic of conversation is his "glory days" of monster truck rallies), and serving food. There's only one kind of food, it's all macaroni and cheese, at least 15 different kinds.If you mention McDonald's big Macs he will run over your toes and serve your mac and cheese cold.
FCKFried chicken, but with a twist.What's the twist? Well...
Poop TownWhere every menu item is carefully crafted to look like turds and diarrhea
Saucemann'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJCCaK_Gif0
How about a Sandwich Shop where all the sandwiches are named after celebrities and politicians
>>22244669What if each sandwich was a sandwich sandwich? But they'd all be on the same kind of toasted white bread.So if you wanted a Reuben, they'd take a normal Reuben, blend it into a paste, then use it as the filling in a sandwich.The Turkey club would be the same thing but they blended a turkey club to make the filling.
>>22243906you pay for a buffet but you have to order from a touchscreen and the wait staff bring it to you.
>>22244086Complimentary stew as much as you want with your drink?The first 144 years of America's existence. Prohibition killed it.A constantly boiling stew?From the fall of Rome until the industrial revolution.
