>>22244984Buy a fucking ad
a whole jersey mikes sub is 9 dollars and if youre not the world's fattest piece of shit the 9 dollars sub is 50% of your food for a whole day.
>>22245000I am a fat piece of shit. I need the largest sub they have, and I will eat it in one sitting. If I can't do that then america is lost.
Learn to cook
>>22245000This is a month's worth of food if you're not an Amerishart.
>>22245007Assembling a sandwich isn't cooking any more than building a gundam model is advanced robotics
>>22245006This but unironically
>>22245013Learn to cook
>>22245013Sandwich making is a food and cooking skill though. Some people can't assemble a proper sandwich to save their lives. Watch a ja/ck/ sandwich making video and tell me I'm wrong. I dare you. Here's an example of a poorly made grindah.
>>22245040Fucking forgot my image cause I'm a STUPID FUCKING IDIOT! ARRRGGHHH!
>>22245000>a whole jersey mikes subnot a foot long>$9 for not-a-footlonglol
>>22244984Jimmy John's >>> Jersey Mike's