How the fuck do I eat this shit? Do I just bite into it like an apple? Is the skin edible or do I have to peel it
>>22247415You have to swallow a whole one without chewing
>>22247415eat the >>22247415whole thing like a grape
>>22247415the skin is inedible. split it in half or quarters and then either eat it with a spoon or bite into the inner part watermelon minstrel show negro style
>>22247422Retard spreading lies
>lays eggs in your fruit
>>22247422>the skin is inedibledumbfuck
>>22247416i believe op can do that
>>22247415Enjoy your wasp eggs and wasp larva.
>>22247429>>22247507Why do reddit midwits love to spam that tidbit of irrelevant trivia every single time?
>>22247416>>22247451You have to swallow it up the ass, which OP can definitely do.
>>22247420No I will not eat myself
>>22247415figs are the most pointless fruit on earth. literally taste like nothing. just a vague sweet taste and thats it.
Some varieties/sizes you peel, others you bite into or eat whole. Regardless of variety, the stem is not eaten.
>>22247582you can eat the skin of all figs, its about being ripe. if its unripe, its too tough and bitter tasting
>>22247415are you an orphan or are you parents as retarded as you?
>>22247668Do you think fogs are some incredibly popular fruit or something?
>>22247657And what part of that post do you imagine you're correcting or contradicting, kiddo?
>>22247676ripeness isn't size/variety
>>22247676Retard
>>22247429>>free proteinAwesome.
>>22247415just do this OP
>>22247415You can pull off the skin if it's ripe. The white pulp is edible (and probably the best part of the fig)
>>22247415>>22247911>>22247920The skin is where all the antioxidants, fiber and vitamins are, retards
>>22247672Do you live in Burkina Faso or something?
>>22247415those dont look ripe.
>>22247509how is it irrelevant
>>22248134>muh vitaminsI also peel potatoes, sue me.
>>22248506>removing flavor and texture
>>22248507If the peel is the flavor & texture highlight of your potatoes then you have some shit potatoes.
>>22248510i didn't say they were the highlight
>>22247415I fucking LOVE figs bro I fucking LOVE them
>>22247679Sure it is.>>22247682Mirrors don't reply to insults, Corky
>>22248510that's like comparing apples to oranges
>>22248719No, it's like comparing orange peel to peeled oranges.
>>22247429>>22247509And it's not even true since only the female figs which don't have eggs are actually eaten.
>>22248695>Sure it is.It really isn't :(
>>22248896not only that, but like all the commercial varieties we eat today, dont need the wasp pollinationits absolutely retarded trivia cringelords keep spouting every time
>>22248134The skin is where all the pesticides and glyphosate are.
>>22248931Is too.
>>22247415eat the entire thing like an orangutan >>22247422>the skin is inedibleare you on HRT o algo?
>>22247415Figs? They're awesome if you cut them in half, put some muscovado sugar on, and grill them. Serve with whipped cream.
>Not eating the skinKind of like having a wife and never doing anal.
>>22249532>fucking a woman's ass instead of a man's
>>22247415Figs have no taste
>>22250202>im a tastelet and i cant feed
Figs are great to add whole to a tapenade to brighten it a bit. They're also nice roasted, stewed or, marinated in Armagnac as a dessert>>22249461Thanks, I'll try this
>>22247415CRAM IT
>>22247415Yeah skins edible. It should be soft and sweet. If it's not then it's under ripe. They don't ripen after they're picked afaik.
>>22248896>>22249067Are you really that ignorant?Kek
>>22247415Son, what you got there is a black garlic watermelon eggplant. Or as the British call it, gabardine.
