>literally no one>gas stations: let's corner the drink and drive market, 1.50 price point for 16 oz, soda pop format twist off, twist on cap, tuck under seat when done or if you see a cop, twist and seal good to go, enjoy your drive !Ho lee shit
>>22247796>the gas station made me do it!
my local gas station sells alcoholic slushies
>>22247807one of my local stop & robs now sells frozen/normal margs to go. all they do is put a lid on it and secure it with a piece of tape lol. we also have beer barns here
>>22247811yeah my gas station puts one of those boba tea lids on the cup and until you piece it with a straw it's considered legally sealed I guess
>>22247811>>22247816Wtaf, that really is illegal in most states
>>22247816pretty sure that's exactly how it works. DWI industry is alive and well! the place that sells them near me also advertises on instagram that they're open until 2am and always uses a hot slut on their posts. I should swing by desu, they have anime figures there too
>>22247821funnily I live in Pennsylvania where alcohol is barely legal. it's illegal to buy more than a 15 pack at a time from the gas station, but a vodka slushie is perfectly fine. I don't even know how they get away with adding liquor to the slushie since it's illegal to sell liquor outside of state run liquor stores.>>22247822sounds comfy. nothing around here is open past like 9 pm.
>>22247826holy shit Pennsylvania sounds like it sucks ass. I'm in Texas and while we have our fair of issues, we're ok when it comes to alcohol. Apparently we also have the highest concentration of drive-through liquor stores too. I do miss Japan/Korea though where you can get alcohol, including liquor 24/7 though. I think Louisiana has that as well, but I've never been.
>>22247830You are correct that Pennsylvania is a terrible state. The only thing of value in Pennsylvania is hiking trails and scenic views. If I ever quit my current job I will be leaving this state forever.I used to live in Michigan where they have liquor aisles at the grocery store and every gas station is half liquor. Pennsylvania still has 1 foot in prohibition.
In the UK, petrol stations are often open 24/7 and so they're often the only convenient place to get more booze late at night when you've run out. Driving is optional.
>>22247796>corner the drink and drive marketanon...
>>22247857they've got those in Louisiana too. god the south is such a shithole
>>22247882>more freedom and liberty = shithole to youwild take, anon.fucking wild.
>>22247796Isnt a mic ultra like 3% abv?
>>22247816During covid a local Mexican joint was selling gallons of margaritas out of the window. All they had to do was tape the top and they could just give you a jug.
>>22247857>art, antiques, jewellery, gunsmurica
>>22247966go buy some Nazi memorabilia, gold coins, a 1911, and grab a to-go margarita on the way out.
>>22247966There's an old closed down store near me with a sign that simply says>LIQUOR>CIGARETTES>GUNS
>>22247857what if I only want half an estate
Armadillo.
My dad still drinks these while driving. My mom also was a habitual drunk driver, but she stopped after multiple DUIs and one round of airlock.I understand drunk driver hate but i was passenger to countless drunk drives and never got hurt so it's easy for me to downplay the risks involved.
>>22248320wish you all would have perished in a one care drunk driving accident
>>22247999Such a store is deeply problematic
>>22248330I imagine that's why it's clearly been shut down for a long time. I may be misremembering though. It might say BEER CIGARETTES GUNS. It is pretty close to me but I never go that way.
>>22248355It is deadass wild to me that you Americans could ever even conceive of such a business. This is why you are largely regarded as a medieval reactionary state.
>>22248601Maybe you're just gay.
>>22248601>
>>22248601You can’t conceive a business selling three things that people would buy before going on a hunting trip? Maybe you’re just dumb
>>22248601This is freedom. Their sandwiches and donuts are pretty good too. Good ammo prices as well
>>22248849>burgers get to buy their beer, guns and ice cream at the same locationI'm actually kind of jealous.
>>22247847What all can you get at the stations?
>>22247857>they sell armadillo's in americaYou guys talk shit about Chinese eating dogs but fuck you for selling Armadillos.
>>22248320So that's why the guy in reservoir dogs says "old milwaukee" when he finds out one of the bad guys is from wisconsin
>>22247936>drinking while drivingthis is fixed after 2027 with the new ford in cabin cameras.
>>22248875they're pets here.
wait until you cu/ck/'s learn about beer n all.and yes, those chicks actually work there.they only hire hot chicks and they even have a couple swings outside that they sit on while waiting for customers.they are encouraged to dress in hooker costumes from spirit halloween.you live in fake states.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6eqCgARbpI
>>22247857>>22247966>armadillo
>>22249092>they only hire hot chicks and they even have a couple swings outside that they sit on while waiting for customers.>they are encouraged to dress in hooker costumes from spirit halloween.i'm not kidding.
>>22249097
>>22249098>tortasbased.
>>22249082Looking forward to all the poor drunks in Louisiana buying brand new cars in 2027
>>22247999ah yes, the ATF
Gas stations here are just 24h supermarkets because they don't let the real ones open that long
>>22248320Huge difference between the good ol' boy drinking one of those bad boys on the road to do his errands and a shitfaced frat boy trying to get home after a bar crawl. I get that the laws have to be strict because retards abuse it as it is. Lots of retards shouldn't be driving; let alone drunk.
>>22249082>buying new cars.
>>22247803honestly, it shouldn't even be a crime to drink and drive. we let MADD harpies get drunk with power and make stupid rules to stop us from having fun
>>22249329>being poor
>>22247796I'm sorry that you can't handle living in a Free Society.Move to Israel.
>>22248320a BAC of 0.02-0.06 should be a parking ticket equivilent as long as you arent speeding. driving drunk is stupid but having a few beers and getting behind the wheel is fine as long as u arent a dumbass about it
>>22249580>as long as u arent a dumbass about ithave you met humanity?it's baseline is dumbass.
>>22249427>shouldn't even be a crime to drink and drive
>>22250320
>>22250322>>22250320alcohol didn't make them do it. they were bad drivers regardless.
>>22250320>no fun allowed!!!
>>22250344drinking and driving isn't fun, anon.odd that you think it is.>>22250342>7 previousno, anon.they were bad drinkers.
I drove on mdma and mushrooms once. had a bit of an emergency and was left with no choice. It was really simple and nothing bad happened. >>22250356Driving down a back road in a lightweight sporty car while sauced and stoned is one of life's finest pleasures. Don't knock it until you try it I always say.
>>22250359i've done it.it's not fun.it's more fun to sit at home.t. pro-alcoholic of over 25 years.
>>22250366You likely int enjoy driving in the first place then which suggests you're a weak little bitch with low T. that explains the alcoholism though I suppose.
>>22250373>You likely int enjoy driving in the first placei drive race cars on tracks, anon.i come from a racing town.the alcoholism is to balance me out and prevent me form taking over the earth and enslaving you all to a life of abundance and liberty.
>>22250390I love when people lie on the intetnet.
>>22247796The only people who cause actual issues from drinking and driving are amateurs. They don't know how to compose the self, pace them self, etc.Most alcohols are great at driving drunk
>>22247807Got a drive thru liquor store/ bar. They're known for their rum runners
>>22250590like I said it's conceptually insane to me because if I want to buy 30 beers I have to walk two 15 packs to my car individually across 2 different sales
>>22247796>literally no oneThis was funny on twitter for 5 minutes like a decade ago. Anyway I used to work at a gas station and one of the things I learned is that EVERYONE is drunk all the time. Roughly 1/3 of the people you see drinking from gas station branded cups are drinking alcohol over ice. During the summer I spent the first hour of my morning shifts explaining to roofers and landscaping crews that I couldn't sell alcohol yet, they were always trying to buy ice cups with Modelo micheladas and Smirnoff smashes before the sun came up. Ice cups with those tetrapaks of wine were also popular but with different demographics. I used to be against blue laws against selling alcohol during certain hours but after working a lot of nights I support them because now I know that there are a fuckton of people who would be constantly drinking and driving without them. We had locks on the doors to prevent people from grabbing alcohol outside of acceptable hours but sometimes people would just smash the cooler doors and IMO those people should be deported to the center of the Atlantic ocean because there's no way that they're anything but a detriment to society. Sunday mornings would be crazy because in Texas you can't sell alcohol from midnight to 10AM on Sunday and that was the longest period of the week that some people were forced to go without buying alcohol.
>>22248876Das Rite!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c2NEFPqTwY
>>222479434.2
>>22250612That's wild, even when I lived in PA before groceries could sell beer, you could easily buy a 30 rack or a keg from a distributor and the state store never cared if you bought a shopping cart of liquor.
>>22248322>wish you all would have perished in a one care drunk driving accidentWaaa. Drunk driving laws are fucking stupid. There are already laws concerning property/vehicular/human damage. DUI laws are fucked-up pre-crime gay Euro nanny-state shit. I drove drunk as fuck for years, but I'm not an idiot and I can drive. So guess what? I was never caught.
>>22251143yeah I don't live near a liquor store or distributor though. my only convenient choice is gas stations
>>22251178technically you can drive drunk you just can't drive over the legal limit of being drunk
>>22248849>Good ammo prices as wellDo a lot of these not weapon focused stores really only do it because they're also selling ammo?
>>22250393you need to accept that you're wrong, anon.it's common in midwesterners, so is narcissism.be better.
>>22247807Have the slushies tried going to meetings?
>>22251652Said the guy who is wrong
>>22251240.05 is the legal limit where I live. One beer gets the average woman a DUI
>>22247816>>22247811i really like playing the license plate while on road tripsthe rarest contiguous us plate, in my opinion, is louisianamy working theory is that louisiana natives see no point to leaving because their local areas have 'to go cups'
>>22247916yes, places that hand out the needles filled with heroin to junkies are shitholes
>>22252051What should we do with druggies? The war on drugs created an entire disgusting underground full of murder, rape, torture, and degeneracy. So now that that's out of the question what do you want to pay for next?
