They are literally giving them away at this price, wtf
>>22248364Americans are so cucked by Walmart its hilarious
>>22248401What the fuck does Walmart have to do with this?
>>22248364A single pie for 10 people is just stupid. Might as well start claiming 5 subway footlongs feed 10
>>22248364I could eat all of that myself
>>22248438Are you a big guy?
>>22248364i wandered into an aldi today and i was surprised by how expensive everything was. nothing seemed cheaper than any other store, several items were more expensive. nothing was on sale. i almost had to pay 50 cents for a paper bag. it's just for people who don't know how to shop or what?
>>22248449Apparently you're the one who doesn't know how to shop. You're supposed to get your own tote bags so you can reuse them every time without having to buy the paper bags.
>>22248458why would i ever buy a bag? they're free. anyway it doesnt matter because there is literally no reason to go to a store where all the products are lower quality and more expensive than everywhere else - and also you have to rent a cart and buy a bag.also their pumpkins were rotting.
>>22248449The steaks they have also blow
>>22248364>literally giving them away>it's $40 in money>literallyFuck you, zoomer faggot.
>>22248449Dunno what to tell you mate. It's the cheapest for everything except maybe eggs. A good 20-30% cheaper than walmart great value stuff. All the older grocery store chains crank up walmart prices by like 40%, with one sale on something per week to get people in the door.
>>22248364>Serves 10Yeah, if the portions are the size of your thumbnail. More likely to serve five.
>>22248401that's nice, dear
>>22248364Ja, ja, kauft meine kleinen Amerikaner
>>22248526*that said there was a chunk of white plastic in my pickle relish
>>22248449>nothing seemed cheaper than any other store,You must have some amazingly cheap grocery stores where you are, then.Sure, you have to price-compare, but in my area Aldi's is much cheaper than anyplace else for milk, cauliflower, and limes. Probably other things as well but those are the ones from my grocery list.
>>22248364>Here's what's included*This is where I would put my rant targeted at OP for not including detailed information, if I knew the mods would ban me for it*ALDI THANKSGIVING SHOPPING LISTMAIN DISH- Whole turkey (up to 16 pounds)SIDES & STAPLES- 3 boxes of stuffing mix- 3 pounds of sweet potatoes- Sweet dinner rolls- 12 oz. fresh cranberries- 2 bags of frozen peas- 1 bag of baby peeled carrots- 1 bunch of celery- 1 carton of whole milkBAKING & DESSERT- 1 can of pumpkin pie mix- 2 pie crusts- 1 carton of heavy whipping cream
>>22248449idk what other stores are in your area but i got a vons, aldi's, albertsons and ralphs and aldi's is like 30-40% cheaper on almost every item. I also have a walmart but they arent much cheaper imo. hell, the random spice store is cheaper.
I wish I had an Aldi but we only have lidl, so that's fun, the meat comes poorly butchered and spoiled half the time! Woohoo
>>22248569They're always the best by far for fruit and vegetables but it's because they only sell stuff that's in season like euro grocery stores. Walmart has the typical American "same shit all year, no matter what" thing and they prorate the extra they have to pay to do that in December into the price.
>>22248425You could easily get 12 portions out of that pie fatass
>>22248605I have only ever seen spoiled produce on the shelves at Aldi and once on clearance at a nicer store. This wasn't tomatoes or berries, either, but their potatoes were fizzing.
>>22248622I buy lemons, mushrooms, and onions there about every week (when lemons and mushrooms are available anyway) and never had any particular issue. I don't usually buy stuff that would be under a water spritzer at a more American style grocery store like lettuce though.
>>22248521This but unironically.
Let's calculate how much I paid last year. Turkey: $4.04 for nearly over 18lbs @23¢/lbCranberries: $1.50 for 24oz @75¢/lbCarrots: $2.10/3lbs @$3.49/5lbsBaby corn: $11.16/24oz @$2.79/6ozCollards: $1.22/a little over a pound and a half @79¢/lbJell-O because fuck you, that's why: $1/boxPurple sweet potatoes: $2/2lbs @$3/3lbsSpices, seasonings and my secret ingredient for the turkey: about $1, I guessSugar and dried orange flavoured cranberries for the cranberry sauce: about 60¢, I guessButter, potato flake, parsley root, parsnip and Goya ham powder for the carrot mashed potatoes: about $1.80, I guessButter and dried minced onion for the corn: about 80¢, I guess Bacon, onion and chilli flake for the collards: about $2, I guess Butter and evaporated milk for the gelatina de mantequilla: about $1.50, I guess Sugar, cream and poundcake for the sweet potato trifle: about $4.75, I guessCelery, onion, butter and vegetable stock cubes to go with some of those 3lbs pounds of carrot and some bread heels saved throughout the year for stuffing/bread dressing: about $2.25Estimated total: $37.72, barring forgetting any ingredientThat's $2 less for more and better food.
>>22248425A single pie is enough for 10 people when those people have eaten a giant, overcooked bird and several sides, chubchubchubbo.
>>22248425Why two pie crusts lolI’m going to be thinking about cranberry sauce all day
>>22248666And I suppose 5 rolls is enough for 10 people too? Idiot.
>>22248664What’s your secret turkey ingredient? I won’t tell no one
>>22248683You got me there. The pie point still stands, though, fatty.
>>22248683You should check out the list instead of assuming the picture IS what’s included >>22248570I’m sad they don’t include green beansTwo pie crusts and no beans?
>>22248684Two: mayonnaise and crumbled chicken stock cube instead of salt. I powder the spices and dried herbs, mix with the stock cube, mix into the mayonnaise and rub it under the turkey skin. Result = ridiculously tasty, moist turkey and crispy skin.
>>22248691That is very interesting, i would be excited to try that.
>>22248616Dyel manlet detected
>>22248364Grocery stores can have pretty good deals for Thanksgiving. Boston Market was my go-to, but then they vanished and I had to look to local stores.
>>22248729I miss their mac
>>22248739Me too. Me too
>>22248364Thanks to the Federal Republic of Germany! :D
for me it's Lidl
>>22248748THANKS GERMANY!
>>22248447For you
>>22248364I'd honestly rather have my intestines pulled out of my asshole than shop at Aldi.
>>22248843a/sl?
>>22248861retard
>>22249207homo
>>22248605not in my experience, i worked there for a few months and i'd shop there after work for convenience but went somewhere else for produce because it was so fucking bad
i shopped at Aldi once at the reccomendation of anon but havent returned since. The only thing i reember actually liking that i bought was hummus. nothing was remarkably cheap
>>22248449>i wandered into an aldi today and i was surprised by how expensive everything was. nothing seemed cheaper than any other store, several items were more expensive. nothing was on sale. i almost had to pay 50 cents for a paper bag. it's just for people who don't know how to shop or what?>retard walks into retailer what do things different than he's used to.Aldi's should be able to shoot you for being this stupid.
>>22249225Both Lidl and Aldi suck, in America at least
>>22249220Not in anyone's experience. That retard only likes their severely underripe cukes and zukes for anal self pleasure, not for eating. That's why he doesn't know how bad they are.>>22249290Lidl is good. Aldi used to be but they got rid of all the good shit years ago. I only buy two things there: pork belly and frozen mixed veg. That frozen mixed veg is surprisingly the best quality frozen mixed veg in the US. Better than name brands. Better than organic +17 other superlatives brands. Better than anything. It's like the peas at Trader Joe's. TJ frozen peas are the best frozen peas. And there you have it. Literally the only two things my wife and I ever, ever buy there.
Acme and ShopRite are both eh, and they both shit all over Lidl and Aldi
>>22248364>AldiLiterally the worst chain grocery store.I've seen gas stations with better groceries.ALL of their perishables, from vegetables to meat, is "I'll just get this somewhere else" tier.Most of their dairy byproducts contain ZERO dairy, just mystery oil and binding agent substitutes.Baked goods are just sad, most of it has suspiciously long shelf life and the industrial chemical tastes to match.Boxed grain products all taste like the same piece of styrofoam, which is the most impressive thing about the place. Truly a feat of engineering to create knockoff Lucky Charms taste exactly like knockoff Pringles despite having completely different ingredients.Frozen shit isn't even a deal; it often has all the same problems as above while having a price the doesn't correlate with the quality and volume.Nonperisables are the last mention, because there's a good fucking chance they won't have what you're looking for anyway. Of course, there's the ketchup, on an unlabled bottom shelf of an endcap, under the ice cream sprinkles, between the toppled teddy bears and cans of mushrooms, duh.Aldi is for people who are too stupid to make good choices but smart enough to know Walmart is hell on earth.Someone saying they "started shopping at Aldi" is synonymous with "I've made a series of choices that lead to me being seriously financially fucked."
>>22251282You are not very smart.
>>22248401the foreigner is rambling incoherently again
+5% local tax+50% tips+89 dollar gas price for the 10 minute ride+$1500 monthly house loan+$45K for fake familly escorts+12 million dollars AI powered giant turkey robot to make the neighbors jealousthanks Aldi
>>22248560Mit Zuckerguss oder Schokolade?
>>22251440zuckerguss ist standard, oder?ich habe aber auch schon welche mit schokolade und einem gesicht mit dicken roten lippen aus zucker gesehen.die meinen das normalerweise nichtmal böse.
>>22251282How about Lidl?