https://youtube.com/shorts/XVMpz4fxvYU?is=ct1nUQnGBeKBqq7uThis video of this American eating a Terry's Chocolate Orange genuinely missed me off.Just watch, this video ruined my day.
>>22249882I've encountered this treat exactly once when I was a child during Christmas, and I just intuitively knew how to eat it because I'm retarded. I don't know what this dudes deal is.t. american
>>22249886*not retarded fuck me
It’s funny how Brits throw such a conniption over the tiniest atoms of culture they have>THAT AINT HOW YOU EAT THE ORANGE MATE>THAT AINT HOW YOU QUEUE MATE
>>22249882>shorts
>>22249882This just feels like bait ( like nearly all jewtube shorts are at this point) because we sell these things every Christmas and they get sold out in like two days. So I'm pretty sure Americans can eat these things right.
>>22249886>and I just intuitively knew how to eat itit says on the box you smash it
>>22249892ironic considering queuing is quintessentially British
>>22249981>This just feels like baithe's clearly trolling
>>22249882>do whatever the fuck I want>"DO AMERICANS... REALLY?!?"
Terry's oranges are fucking horrible now. idk what they did to them but I threw away the last one I bought. they're like chocolate flavored wax now.
>>22250106same as all chocolate, its all palm oil now. production hasn't increased much but now china has some share cash for luxuries like chocolate meaning there's now less to go around
>>22249892A queue is an improvement in every way over how it's usually done
>>22249971Might want to stop throwing stones, Mr. Glasshouse. Unless you're polish, then carry on.
I'm not sure I know how, either. I'm from Italy. I had one once. I hated it. Don't you just thwack it on the table and it breaks into segments? That's how my friend's wife did it when I visited them on the Isle of Man.
>>22249970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVMpz4fxvYU
>>22250115pretty sure chocolate is still a protected food nameits only bongs that ever thought it was acceptable to add non cocoa fats to chocolateeuropean mainland manufacturers do not use palm oil or shea in their chocolate, i recently bought 2.5 kg of good quality belgian milk chocolate for maybe €10
>>22249882Amazing how easy it is to ragebait fat Brits into commenting in shock.
>>22250171>i recently bought 2.5 kg of good quality belgian milk chocolate for maybe €10where the hell do you get it that cheap
>>22250143Why would I polish my stones?
this has to be a larp right? if they can get chocolate oranges in canada they can get them in america
>>22250171>its only bongs that ever thought it was acceptableGet your facts right bigmouth.Many of our chocolate makers have been bought out by multinationals and I don't think you will find a Brit who supports what the Americans have done to our Cadburys.And not all Belgian chocolate is good quality either, as you probably found out with your cheap stuff.
>>22249882I can't eat those. They are too sweet and hurt my teeth. The Dar choco are alright, but feels like quality is down since I had them last.
>>22249892>It’s funny how Brits throw such a conniption over the tiniest atoms of culture they haveI associate this more with americans, screeching how their particular copy-paste city serves the best variation of xyz slop
>>22250223Ffs! Why am I buying Japanese beer in Canada that is made in Italy?!
>>22250250This is definitely the case
>>22249981>Americans can eat these things right.Americans can't even understand proper English. It's "can eat these things correctly".
>>22250250>seething this hard that random American city slop mogs entirety of English "cuisine" (which is just beans on toast and pot pies)
>>22250279We don't really do pot pies over here, Karen. Get back to putting condensed soup in every 'recipe'. I can't wait for Thanksgiving, it provides such an abundance of mirth.
>>22250279Baked beans (both kinds) were invented in America. Tomatoes are a new world crop too. Half of a "Full English" is just American food.
>>22250216They been around for decades in America.
>>22250275england has been speaking american since 1783.
>>22249882I think it's just rage bait
>>22250279I can't tell if you're pretending to be retarded for (you)s or if you're the real deal
>>22250324This one in particular is so fucking banal
>>22250341i'm sorry you hate facts, fuck-o.maybe get a citizenship and quit being a fucking lift rider when it's called an elevator.
>>22250211i just keep an eye out for good deals, happened to come across the chocolategave some to my mum as well
>>22250334I can't help but notice that you didn't deny that english cuisine consists of beans on toast and pot pies, and I accept your concession.
>>22250299Tomatoes are not native to America. They're native to Mexico. Hence the anglicised nahua (IE aztec) word, tomatl.Potatoes aren't either.Not are the particular beans used in baked beans. But yeah, I'm pretty sure you're right that baked beans are American. When you say both kinds, do you mean the coated peanuts? I'm not s fan. I prefer French burnt peanuts, which are also American. >>22250279>>22250413Brits don't eat pot pies. A British pork pie isn't the same thing as a pot pie. It's solid and has no gravy inside. Steak and kidney? Eh, similar enough. I wouldn't argue calling that a[n extremely shitty] version of a pot pie. But most other pies are gravyless, use a mash crust and are therefore not a true pie or have no bottom crust and are therefore a coffin and not a pie. >>22250187It reminds me of the Tom Hanks eating Vegemite "scandal".I'm sure most of the comments are bemusement rather than rage though I won't deny that someone is getting angry about it. ffs, there are people who get angry at cabbages
>>22250430Mexico is in America, baka
>>22250433It sure is.
>>22250223dont shoot the messenger, you are responsible for your own countryfake chocolate is very frowned upon in other northern european countries and if you have a genuine inquiry, the chocolate i bought is surprisingly good qualityhas a nice cocoa flavour at 34%
>>22250299>Baked beans (both kinds) were invented in AmericaRecipes for baked beans in England go back at least 3 Centuries before your country was founded, the difference being the type of bean used.
Is that Will Wheaton?
Congrats OP you learned what 'ragebaiting for engagement" is
>>22250490Look at the other ingredients of Heinz Baked Beans and also look into the history of Heinz Baked Beans you retard. Baked Beans in America pre-date Christopher Colombus arriving, and the kind YOU eat is an American recipe. What you are eating is 100% American with 0% British Influence.
>>22249882Not watching the video, but if>slam orange label side down on counter>eat slicesis wrong, I give no fucks.t. proud burger
>>22249882indeed, the wisdom and technique required have eluded me my entire life
>>22250535WAAAAAAAA>B-b-but we Americans invented everything.Sorry to burst your bubble kid. Even max Millar made them,with a bit of pork - (the pig by the way was introduced to America from Europe) from a 14th Century British recipe long before Columbus set foot in South America - maybe your school didn't teach you but he never went to North America. >B-b-but look into the history of Heinz Baked BeansAnd the British improved the mass produced, canned, imported haricot beans even further, to make it more tangy. Keep coping.
>22250596>the pig by the way was introduced to America from Europedidn’t know this, I just kind of assumed feral hogs/boar have always been here
>>22249892remember what you typed and don't get madhttps://youtu.be/8Zs4SKwVPPE?t=268
>>22250476>34%That's a good level. Up to 45% is acceptable. Anything higher is a meme
>>22250603>I lack educationYeah, fuck off you pathetic worm
>>22250106Frozen dark chocolate one for meBarely edible these days
>>22250596Oh my god you are so retarded. I'm not talking about pork. The kind of baked beans YOU eat are 100% American. I'm not speaking about post-colonial American baked beans with British influence. THE BAKED BEANS THAT EXISTED BEFORE THE BRITISH CAME DON'T HAVE BRITISH INFLUENCE YOU UTTER RETARD. If you are disagreeing with this (instead of making things up in your own mind to disagree with) you are too far gone. >>B-b-but look into the history of Heinz Baked Beans>And the British improved the mass produced, canned, imported haricot beans even further, to make it more tangy.Kek, I see now. You are so desperate.
>>22251538the anon already reckt youits you who are desperate
>is the shape of an orange>with no prior knowledge he eats it like an orangeAnd this ruined your day did it?
>>22250115>>22250106I'm pretty sure the people saying this shit are heavy smokers, fat, or retarded people with failing taste buds due to old age.
>>22251621I'm 31, non smoker, and 130 pounds. If you think terrys oranges taste good you are the one with failing taste buds. Also smokers and old people think everything tastes good because they can only taste primary flavors like fatty, acidic, and sweet. You don't even have an argument.
>>22251780>Also smokers and old people think everything tastes good because they can only taste primary flavors like fatty, acidic, and sweet.NTABut that's a load of BS.
>>22249882>rent muthafuckin free
>>22251978A lot of Americans hate the UK.Reddit can't stop talking about how islam "has taken over the UK".
>>22251780Idk man you're the dude who hates chocolate. If I have lost the argument by simply not being logged by orange flavoured chocolate then shit, what did you even win?
>>22251980>copeAnd you reckon one of them started this thread, do ya?
>>22251986.....no?
>>22250138impossibly wrong statement
>>22250115no they made the orange flavour worseit was always shitty chocolate you just didnt notice because the orange flavour masked it (and you were a child)
>>22251989Huh. But then, that would mean that you bringing them up was utterly pointless and fucktarded. Weird.
