how do you open your wine? do you ever eat wine with cheese?is wine just for women?are women hot
>>22250864i love women but i dont drink. is there hope for me?
I love women, I do drink, yet there’s no hope for me.
>>22250864I open my champagne cautiously. I once did it carelessly and the cork hit my ceiling at like 50 mph.
>>22250864With a cork screw. No, because one does not eat wine.No.Some of them are, yes.
>>22250864Women aren't real, anon
cork screwyesnosome are
>>22250864>how do you open your wine?I pray and spray
>>22251053Women are demons which are real
>>22250864What brand are the paper towels?
>>22250864>do you ever eat wine with cheese?Do you ever drink water with bread?>is wine just for women?Fag question.>are women hotSee previous comment.
>>22251096>See previous comment.We will need to know your opinions on paper towels and their branding.
>>22251097This board is about food and cooking, buddy.
>>22250864I don't like women much, but I do love a nice, strong, Côtes du Rhône.
>>22251099Every time you reach for a paper towel you are going to seethe, it is going to eat at you.
i hate wine, wine is for french and italian faggots. give me beer any day. i tried to get into it because i wanted to be a smart cool guy but dude no fuck give me beer
>>22251104>going to seetheLog off, buddy. >eat at youI only eat at food. If you understand reality to the point that you think things can eat at yourself, or others, that is genuinely a mental health issue. Seek help.
>>22251103Hate the damn french. theres a reason france is on fire right now.
>>22251111>incel thinks he is well adjusted
>>22251111based numbers of truth
>>22251113Projection professional, I see. Don't forget to reach for the bargain bin paper towels next time you visit the poverty mart, since this seems to be such a hot button issue for you. >>22251115Confirmation.
>>22251079She gets corked with my screw til it pops.
>>22250864I usually just unscrew it op. Also, wine with cheese is overrated. I personally like it with something savory like a nice ham.Wine is for sure only for women(men).Sure women(men) are hot.
>>22251116I don't use paper towels, never saw a point in buying something that you throw away just because it is wet. They are high on my list of most stupid ideas.
>>22251123>wine with cheese is overrated. I personally like it with something savory like a nice ham.Most cheeses are extremelly savoury some more so an gammon...
>>22251125you were a stupid idea and wet once youre mother shouldve had that 4th trimester abortion and thrown you away like a paper towel
>>22251125>They are high on my list of most stupid ideas.What else is high on that list?
>>22251125>I don't use paper towelsMore of a back of hand guy, huh?
>>22251112The French are based. You don't achieve anything without a bit of civil disobedience.
>>22251138>The French are based.pic rel the french are vile sir.
>>22250864she Italian?
>>22250884You need to be very hot or very funny or very good at dancing or a long-time church members if you want to get a woman without drinking or being a Muslim by birth.
>>22251123>wine with cheese is overratedIt is anything but overrated. It's one of the best and most enduring combinations and the reason for that is it's exceptional.
>>22251123Barefoot is trash shits made with arsenic
>>22250864post this whores tits and feet
>>22252203What a cool and edgy faggot you are.
>>22252293tits or gtfo
>>22252303I've been on this shit ass website for 21 years. It's crazy that losers like you are still around. I know there's no way old vets like me are posting sad shit like that all these years later so it stands to reason you're a sad incel with a dry dick and you are to be pitied. Faggot.
>>22252308>I was here le first!!cool story bro
>>22252312>reddit memes
>>22252317go back
>>22250864I use this electric rabbit. People are surprisingly impressed with it. It's pretty handy, just stick it on and it does all the work. I don't drink wine often, so sometimes I'll go to open a bottle and it'll die halfway through. Not sturdy enough to pull the cork out so I have to go put it on the charger to finish lol.
>>22250864If I drink wine it's screw tops of cheap white. Wine is mostly for women but also male alcoholics. Of age non related biological women are hot, yes.
>>22252327That's looks vulgar.
>>22252203I'll see what I can dig up, we were friends for a number of years but drifted apart and I have several pics that I took of her before she gained weight
>>22250864>how do you open your wine?I punch out the little cardboard square, use the flap below it to fix the plastic tap in place, then turn the tap and let the good times roll>do you ever eat wine with cheese?Yes, the cheese in question usually being atop a pizza>is wine just for women?No, only sweet unfortified wines are>are women hotUnfortunately
>>22252328To me, that last part reads>I have at least one trans niece who has blocked me on at least one social medium
>>22250864For me, it's the Rapid counter top bottle opener.
>>22252645Just FYI still working on this for you guys, the pics are on an old hard drive somewhere
>>22250864As per the other thread wine is only for ZESTY guys.And no women are not hot in the slightest.
>>22252871It's a paraphrase of something Kingcobra used to say a lot. TWU
>>22252645
I'm fond of the two pronged cork removing thingy. They are cheap and don't destroy the cork. I cook with wine as much as I drink it.
>>22255394nice rack
>how do you open"Hey there cutie pie, need help with that? Nah it's no problem, just show me your tits and we'll call it even"
>>22251687>long-time church members>skipping the blood of christ during the eucharist ceremonyit's not unheard of, but that's something judas would've done, just saying.
