Why is it so revolting?
>>22250886I never understood the broccoli hate. People say it's bitter but I've never noticed it to be bitter
You're revolting
>>22250886it is an amazing vegetable. you dingus. you waste of air
>>22250888sucks if it's cooked poorly. my mother always used frozen and cooked it until it was mush. i only eat it roasted, best shit on earth.
>>22250888Your taste buds change as you develop. I remember when I was a kid, I fucking hate broccoli. Now, it's probably the most common vegetable I eat.Also, yes it should be cooked properly. Steamed or roasted are some of the easiest/foolproof ways to cook it.
>>22250886>girl >has to bring date for office functions>me>always a broccoli platter there>with ranch>never liked broccoli>until then>go to office event>eat all the broccoli>have broccoli salad>oh my.. this shit is bomb>now broccoli addictwhy is broccoli so good with ranch dressing?
>>22250983brockely isn't good for a date anon because you get the tiny little buds stuck in your teeth and it gives people the ick
>>22250886Because you suck at pretending to be a triceratops
>>22250886Not enough sauce.
this + garlic powder and parmesan fuckin rocks
>>22250997nice choice but it has unfortunately been mogged
>>22250886When preparing, make sure to slice all the way to the base of the stem so that you're not wasting anything and you get more delicious broccoli.
>>22250886It's one of the best vegetables, soaks up all the sauce and makes you shit real nice the next day.
>>22250886What are you, 12?>>22250958Also this, your tastes change as you get older. I used to be an exceptionally picky eater as a kid but now I'll try just about anything twice.
>>22250886when?>eat it raw>dip it in salsa>dip it in salsa con queso>steam it>saute it in butterall these taste great.
my kids like broccoli
>>22250886>two heads of broccoli>grate on a cheese grater>place in bowl>chop velveeta brick into cubes>place cubes into bowl>stir bowl>pour into casserole dish>crush up ritz crackers>use as breadcrumbs to make top crust>bake at 300F until cheese is melted and it's golden brownyou now love broccoli.
id say youre an oversized child but even as a kid these were good so youre just a retard at all ages
step a side
because you have the palette of a 4 year old with low functioning autism who also happens to be a sexual abuse victim
i hate the stalks
>>22250888>People say it's bitter either these people grew up with fastfood, or they have the supertaster gene which makes this shit revolting, most likely their tastebuds got fucked by fastfood/ultra processed food.
>>22250886>cut broccoli in small flowerettes>dice red onion>chopped bacon >yellow raisins>chopped red bell pepper>salt and pep>greek yogurt>sour cream>spoon bacon fat>mix and fridgeWe made this salad at the deli I worked at, best broccoli salad ever we used as a add in for a salad but i would take it home and eat it as is. now i need to go to the store..
>>22250886it's an unopened flower.
>>22250888>People say it's bitter but I've never noticed it to be bitteryour a tastelet. you have no sense of taste and smell.
>>22250886Depends how it's cooked. For the past couple weeks I've been eating a bowl of broccoli every day because of paranoia over a parent having cancer. Preheating a pan and frying for around 3 minutes significantly improves the flavor while keeping most of the nutrients intact
>>22250886sulforaphane smells bad
>>22250886You're supposed to cook them, you idiot.
>>22250886if you genuinely think broccoli is bad you probably came from a fucking retarded upbringing
>>22251580Americans are disgusting and can't cook.
>>22252384Or, later in life, they've decided they have autism and have sought out a diagnosis for it. Which allows them to view all good healthy food as weird, alien, dangerous.Poisoning themselves with highly processed fried bland junk is a way of "being accommodated"
>>22252185Could just be in my head but if the broccoli is old I’ll sometimes pick up a bitter taste>>22252219Sounds real good
>>22252411my moms husband is like thishe trusts mega corporations like Pizza Hut more than a better product from a local pizza shop
>>22251571>dip it in salsasounds weird as fuck but i might try it
>>22250886Because you didn't hit puberty
>>22251012I do alfredo sauce and either shrimp or chicken.
you can't make cheesy midwestern broccoli rice casserole without broccoli.
>>22250986Filtering mechanism. If a chick is gonna dump you for having broccoli in your teeth after a meal, then you dodged a bullet. You'd never want such a girl around your stock portfolio or firearms.
>>22250886It's the best veg out there, especially when you pair it with caulifliower.
>>22250886That's not a carrot
broccoli is fine but I stopped buying it because I cannot think of any common meal to use it in
>>22254561see >>22250899see >>22252637these are common as fuck. get it together.
>>22250886>Why is it so revolting?I'd guess it's because you've been eating a diet of seed's oil fat and HFCS.
>>22250886Vile weed.
I love it but my husbando hates it, might get some just for mewe cook other meals together but breakfast I cook just for myself- what are good brekkie brokkie?
>>22254566I only eat chicken and rice and eggs
>>22254875For me it’s cheddar broccoli quiche, if you have a Costco membership they sell a 2 pack of that and spinach artichoke quiche
>>22254875Get a grip
>>22250886We need to have a test to allow posters to this board. I’m tired of seeing tastelets and children’s pallets, like OP’s.
>>22250886It's my favorite vegetable but I never had "spicy" fresh broccoli until relatively recently and that shit was disgusting. It smelled amazing though.
It's literally the best vegetable of them all.
Come to think of it I haven't eaten broccoli in years. What is it for again?
>>22255772my favorite use for it is chicken breast broccoli cheddar casserole. it's top tier boomerslop.
Some broccoli alfredo frozen dinner that I enhanced with additional broccoli and cheese and hot sauce. It was good. Broccoli rules.
>>22255944Love me sloppa casserole. Might try making it.
someone taught me you just chop it up in chunks and drizzle in olive oil and dust in montreal steak seasoning and bake it or air fry it or whatever and its really damn good.
