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My biggest one is when you order from the big fast food apps you can get your sandwiches with extra sauce.

For some reason when you order from Doordash or Grubhub themselves they dont let you order extra sauce, even for an extra charge, which means a waste of food.
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buy your own food and cook yourself. Everything anyone makes for you has their dick in it.
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>>22251450
>Buy your own food
Grow your own food and cook it yourself. Everything you buy has had someone's dick in it at least once during the chain of distribution from farm to shelf.
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>>22251467
It's easier to wash the dick off when they're in their uncooked individual ingredient form. I know you aren't deconstructing your fast food sandwiches to wash the bread, wash the meat, wash the lettuce, etc after it's already been constructed.
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>>22251531
Why would you assume I'm not doing that? Fast food restaurants have taps in the restroom for a reason
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>>22251540
Because you aren't and you're lying if you say you are.
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>>22251541
I'm not lying. I wouldn't do that do you.
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>>22251450
>>22251467
I've put my dick in everything I have ever cooked and or processed for distribution. 21 CFR 117.110 explicitly allows for some dickn so it's all good

>t. chef and agricultural warehouse worker
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>>22251663
>21 CFR 117.110 explicitly allows for some dickn
ROFL.
What's scary is that you referred to a bona fide Code...

Are you a Tyson employee?
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>>22251834
>Tyson employee

Boars (dick)Head
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>>22251834
(b) here seems absurd. So something tested at X concentration of an adulterant is fine but if I mix one lot with 1.3X and one lot with 0.5X concentration to get a batch with 0.9X concentration of the adulterant that's not?
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>>22251663
I care not about your dick in my food.
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>>22251962
It's saying that if you have a vat that got cummed in, you have to dump it.
You're not allowed to mix the cum vat into the others and mix it until you can't taste it anymore.
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>>22251972
If the cum level is below the allowed threshold after mixing, why can't I mix?
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>>22251976
Because zero would be better so throw the fucking cum vat out you fucking profit obsessed capitalist, that's why!
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>>22251999
But this regulation means you're allowed to sell the batch with more cum in it so long as it had that elevated level prior to mixing. The batch with lower cum concentration (via mixing) has to be thrown out.
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buy a double cheeseburger than split it in half for one cheeseburger and another one for free.
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>>22251439
If the establishment has a website you can order from, do it from there instead of a food app. Every item on their menu is marked up in price on those apps.
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>>22251439
>Doordash
>Grubhub
Fucking goycattle, man.
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>>22251999
Could the cum vat just become animal feed?
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>>22251439
Here's a tip. Don't know if a joint is open right now when you want to go there in person? Check if they appear on your food app. Another tip: reviews on online food delivery apps are generally more honest and real since you have to buy something to put in a review.
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>>22252005
>But this regulation means you're allowed to sell the batch with more cum in it so long as it had that elevated level prior to mixing
No, it means the opposite.
Mix the high cum batch into a low cum batch and the result is considered high cum even if it tests lower.
It's intended to prevent the mixing and force manufacturers to discard tainted (adulterated) batches.
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>>22252493
>Could the cum vat just become animal feed?
Almost certainly.
I'm not sure I'd even be mad about it.



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