Who up egging they nog rn
>>22252389If you can't afford eggnog, just say that
Ima fat disgusting jiggly piece of shit. I don't deserve eggnog.
Why does it need another thread? It's no better than McDonald's threads.
>>22252399any thread that isnt an advertisement is better than any thread that is an advertisement. i think even you can understand that.
>>22252399I didn't see a nog thread in the catalog, and I thought the phrase I came up with was funny, so I wanted to share it with my friends on 4chan's cooking board.>>22252397
>>22252397I prefer the term "jolly"
>>22252401It's just as inane and irrelevant and the opening premise was just as devoid of personality as the fat retard fast food threads. She even confirmed it herself here >>22252408
>>22252388That looks nothing like egg nog
>>22252388it's not november yet
>>22252419You're a fucking cocksucking faggot. You guzzle cum all fucking day long, and your father is disappointed in you.
>>22252408>so I wanted to share it with my friends on 4chan's cooking boardThanks fren :3
>>22252397you're the exact person that drinks eggnog.>>22252388no, i don't have the curse of living in the midwest.
>>22252401but this thread is an advertisement for the mayo cult because only fat midwesterners drink eggnog.
>>22252419>She
Can't you just take a few eggs in the blender, mix with orange juice and drink that?
>apple pie>macaroni cheese>eggnog>IPA>turkeyall the good american foods are english
>>22252388My religion doesn't allow me to nog until at least the 15th of November.
>>22253479ideally you should let nog age for a month or more anyway so that's actually perfect.
>>22252861I'm op and I'm from Florida. I am fat, though. And I lived in Minnesota for like, a year, in 2022.
>>22253440>turkey>englishgr8 b8 m8
>>22253440I think eating Turkey came from natives, but otherwise, bingo
>>22252388I bought some Southern Comfort today.
>>22253647>ultra-pasteurized>non-alcoholicWhat's the point?
>>22253651To not die of cholera like everyone in Europe, and I'm straight edge.
>>22253654Do you really believe this crap is healthy while the real stuff will kill you with cholera?
>>22253656I believe yuros play Ukrainian Roulette all the time with their diets.
>>22253647The Southern Comfort Traditional Egg Nog contains the following ingredients:>Milk and Cream (milk, cream, and nonfat milk)>Sweeteners (high fructose corn syrup, sugar, and corn syrup)>Egg Yolks>Flavorings & Spices (natural and artificial flavors, nutmeg, and other spices)>Thickeners & Stabilizers (guar gum, carrageenan, mono and diglycerides)>Coloring & Salts (annatto and turmeric for color, salt, and disodium phosphate)Disgusting.
>>22253664HFCS tastes like freedom. Beans and toast taste like gulags and bread lines.
>>22253664Quite surprising is has eggs on it.
>>22253667Those are yolks, which are amerishart fake eggs made out of HFCS and nicotine.
>>22253671>>22253667Did some search, apparently the "egg yolks" in the ingreditns list is pasteurized homogenized powdered egg yolk, that may or may not contain emulsifier agents depending on manufacturer.
>>22253672And they contain MKTRILOGY for mind control.
>>22253675I don't think any of this is funny, do you?
>>22252419What, no response still? So you're not just a cocksucking faggot, not just a disappointment to your father, but a pussy, as well. A pussy ass, cocksucking, cum guzzling, asshole licking loud and proud faggot. Fucking kill yourself, you pathetic disgrace, you shell of a man.
>>22253683Nog my hog.
>>22253686I take back everything I said.
>>22253607>>22253610Yes, the domesticated turkey eaten in America today is descended from those bred in Europe in the 1600s. English settlers brought bigger, fatter turkeys back to the New World with them and those are the ones on Thanksgiving tables
>>22252388People who put alcohol in egg nog, particularly when it's available to people besides themselves, should be severely beaten.
>>22253931what's wrong with alcohol, mehmet?
>>22253919This post helps to understand where Americans learned to be kangs of kangs.
>>22254194Every word of this post >>22253440is truth
>>22254220I'm not disagreeing, but trying to claim Turkey for Europe is no good. It may have nothing to do with non-native Americans, but still.
>>22254225Mexico - Spain - England - New England
>>22253931eggnog is an alcoholic holiday punch, in the same vein as posset, wassail, mulled wine, etc.without alcohol you don't have eggnog: you have runny custard.
>>22254589>Mexico - Spain - England - New EnglandI'd say it's Mexico -> Spain -> New England or Mexico -> Spain -> Mexico -> New England
