Why would this not work?
>>22252691That's called fizzy wine not champagne. and it works.
champagne is made in a specific region in france from specific grapes, and I guess they use more sugar to feed the yeast and use thicker bottles to withstand pressureYou can make carbonated wine if you want
>>22252700Champagne is also drier.
>>22252707Wine is not dry
>>22252765That's true it is a liquid
>>22252691Why not watch the video and find out? Absolutely fucking helpless cunts on this board I swear to God.
>>22252699It's champagne if you do it in the champagne region of france
>>22252790Europoors are a joke, man
>>22252691>Why would this not work?because it didn't come from champagne, france.all he did was make sparkling wine.
>>22252699>fizzyyou're not invading our american internet, ya fuckin' tea suckin' limey.
>>22252691Is that carrot top
>>22252700>>22252790Racist, right wing non sense.
>>22252700>>22252790>>22252833Who came up with this "rule" and why do people repeat it ad nauseum? It's marketing bullshit.
>>22252845eu regulators I guessits to protect historically significant foods of all sorts so some firm doesnt make apple juice called chapagne and dilute the term to nothing
>>22252847WOW what a bunch of sissies
>>22252845EU faggots>anyone can be french, even muslim migrants from afghanistanAlso eu faggots>how dare you call something not made in one of our shithole provinces by it's widely accepted name
>>22252845>>22252847I guess you don't know what it's like having a culture that's worth preserving.
>>22252847appl-agne sounds great, where can i get this product i just dreamed up?
>>22252845It was written in the Treaty of Versailles. The US senate never ratified it tho so if your blood runs red, white, and blue, you can call anything champagne.
>>22252888pronounced applen? idk sounds really faggy
>>22252845it's all euros have now
>>22252845It's the same with bourbon and parmesan cheese.
>>22252700basé
>>22252888That's just cider
>>22252917except that according to the fda and the ftc you cant
>>22253034I didnt elect no fda or ftc
>>22252699fizzy grape drank
>>22252691Works just fine if you are a stupid fucking idiot retardI want to crush his head into a red and brown puddle of mush
>>22252691No wine bottle has threads that match those on Soda Stream bottles. Most don't have threads at all. All you'd do is cause wine to spray out of the neck of the bottle when you injected gas into it.
>>22254016 what if you put wine in a soda stream bottle
>>22254017fuck outta here with your thought out and non retarded take.
>>22252917>you can call anything champagne.The US has a broader treaty with the EU that has been ratified. It allows California champagne to continue as long as was sold that way before 2006. Wineries that want to start selling their sparking wine as champagne cannot do so. Only those grandfathered in, all of which are in California, are legally able to do so. The same is true for Sherry and Port.
>>22254017Wine in a plastic bottle? No way! Wine is meant to come from a glass bottle or a box with a foil pouch inside of it.
>>22252854>Implying the EU is the only place where immigrants can get citizenship and this never happens anywhere else
>>22252700One time I got tricked into buying this because I thought it was Champagne on sale for under a fiver
>>22252790Champagne must be made using the traditional method to be considered champagne under DOP rules. Being from Champagne region isn't enough.
>>22252837No, sorry.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc_1cYJb7zg
>>22254026You can't read cursive?
>>22254042Yeah but I'm extremely short sighted, too vain to wear glasses and didn't want to spend time reading it in the queue
>>22252691Isn't it really easy to fuck shit up and make the things explode if you use strange things in the sodastream?
>>22254079You sound like a real fruit
>>22254115Kiss my grits faggot
>>22254119I'll kiss your dad with my mouth, sissy.
>>22254130>with my mouththinking about what the alternatives might be gave me shivers
>>22254021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbfUm3wgnWE
>>22254079May I suggest contact lenses.
