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BOSH
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>>22254702
Fried fish with a coating of flour and some fried potatos, this may be the most standard human mean in any culture.
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>>22254702
where's the HP you bellend
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Nice, English bro!
>too right!
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>>22254702
This is not Ukrainian beetroot soup at all. You fucked up, anon.
Shit, that reminds me. I should make that soon. Just got some beets from the foodbank.
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>>22254711
>This is not Ukrainian beetroot soup at all.
Borcht is a Russian dish, you don't need to change names to virtue signal you support the current thing.
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>>22254705
Left it at your mum's house innit
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>>22254703
Batter != flour, Karen.
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>>22254726
If I visited 100 cities nearby the coastline, in 100 countries, I'd find this dish in 100 of them. It's more generic than bread.
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>>22254712
I wish them both a very happy mutual annihilation.
I genuinely thought it was Ukie. Thanks for correcting me.
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>>22254702
There is something dystopian about how brits measure things in portions.
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>>22254735
What's the issue?
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>>22254737
The word portion instead of specifying a size. Makes it sound like you are a homeless person begging for soup
>"please sir I am starving may I have my daily portion of soup"
Sounds like you are in poverty
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>>22254746
Isn't that literally how all restaurants work everywhere? You ask for a burger you get a burger, you ask for medium fries you get a medium portion of fries, you ask for a dish, you get a portion of that dish...
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>>22254731
You haven't even visited two countries, you menopausal basket case.
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>>22254747
We don't order things with the word portion here
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>>22254746
A lot of defining culture comes from the poverty class of a nation's people. This is not just the case for Britain.
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>>22254746
I don't understand. You get large chips / small chips. Large cod / small cod. Large gravy / small gravy. And so forth. What do you think is happening?
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>>22254748
No need to be upset, England has plenty of original dishes, like
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>>22254754
When I was in the UK and ordered something they would ask me if I wanted a portion. That was weird.
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>>22254750
And how you'd order some french fries?
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>>22254754
Americans get rabidly mad if you say "portion" instead of "size". This is because of their limited command of their native tongue.
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>>22254759
I've noticed Americans often have this "railroaded" mindset, if something is different from the script they get angry.
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>>22254758
If it was just one size I say I would like to order fries if there is a size option I specify that. We never use the word portion

>>22254759
I am not rabidly mad though?
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>>22254763
>Americans can only generalize says the person generalizing Americans
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>>22254757
I can't see that working. Is it on the menu like that?
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>>22254702
No wonder yanks are so fat eating fried crap like this all the time.
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>>22254766
No they asked if I wanted a portion of what I was ordering.
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>>22254763
I know what you're saying! Anything outside of their norm and they completely freak out. It's almost baffling.
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>>22254765
I haven't said a thing about "generalizing", it'd be better if you didn't lie and pretend I said it, wouldn't it?

Second, I know reading in English is not something you're skilled, but read it again and this time see if you can notice the word "often", chap.
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>>22254771
Like on day-to-day conversations, if you doesn't follow the typical scheme, they become incredibly rude.

Or even worse, online if you ask how they are instead of "ASL", kek.
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>>22254772
You did exactly what you whined we did but you wouldn't be European if you weren't a hypocrite that deflected to America all the time even when I ask a harmless question that upset you
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>>22254770
Ohhh. No, I get why you're confused. If someone over here says do you want a "portion", they mean do you want a portion of their penis. We have a saying "I'd give her a portion", which means that you're attracted to the lady and she can have a portion of your penis.
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>>22254779
Makes sense that people from the UK are homos thanks for clearing that up.
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>>22254778
>you did what I want to pretend you did
>you whined
>you're european
>you're hypocrite
>you deflect to America all the time
You shouldn't be so upset when I my good chap here >>22254771 have both noticed something about how Americans behave, and even if you are so mad you want to kill me, that's no excuse to be dishonest.
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>>22254764
>If it was just one size I say I would like to order fries if there is a size option I specify that. We never use the word portion
Like saying "da cards" instead of "a deck of cards"?
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>>22254786
>hey so why do you guys call these things portions that's strange to me
>GRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCK AMERICA
you have issues

>>22254788
no not at all
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>>22254792
>hey so why do you guys call these things portions that's strange to me
Again making up stuff and pretending others said it, my friend, you should put some effort into not doing this, at least when you're not talking to your peers.

His comment was "Americans get rabidly mad if you say "portion" instead of "size" and I'm sure many people have noticed the same or similar phenomenon.
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>>22254795
get help and stop projecting your insecurities here
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>>22254783
You obviously have that delicate twink energy.
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>>22254799
No I am not gay and from the UK
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>>22254802
OK sweetheart, let me know if you fancy a gander at the eiffel tower ;)
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>>22254792
>>hey so why do you guys call these things portions that's strange to me
Who are you quoting? Surely not the person who said using the word "portion" to refer to a portion of food is "dystopian" and makes you sound homeless.
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>>22254805
what are Europeans like this?

>>22254806
calm down
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>>22254808
>what are Europeans like this?
Dumb ESL
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>>22254808
>what are Europeans like this?
Try learning to tell one anon from another, then you can try to guess where they are from.

Also, what's the point of saying "calm down" when you're the only own clearly mad here?
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>>22254812
answer the question

>>22254813
are you calm?
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>>22254808
>what are Europeans like this?
Unwilling to play pretend to make you happy? I think lying to fit is a cultural quirk of societies who were dominated by small cults for most of their histories, like India or the US.
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>>22254814
>are you calm?
Everyone here but you seems to be calm...
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>>22254815
No I mean why are they homosexual?

>>22254820
You aren't clearly since you derailed an entire thread after a comment about the word portions was made.
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>>22254747
You are talking about apportionment. A portion is the amount a wagie is commanded to render to the customer, who assizes what he will take. A Bri'ish subject hopes for a portion if they are properly licensed and queued.
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>>22254822
>Ok, I got mad, I lied, and I projected, but what if I call you gay
>Actually, it was you, not me, who derailed this thread.
Anything else you want to add, my friend?
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>>22254712
>Borcht
I can see you're a real expert. Dumb fuck.
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>>22254829
whoa bro calm it
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>>22254833
>>22254814
Again? I know Americans tend to the repetitive side, but you can do better.
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>>22254832
One of the better Russians dishes out there, that's for sure.
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>>22254834
You gotta watch your blood pressure bro.
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>>22254836
Three and counting.

>>22254812
Is it fair to say an American is ESL?
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>>22254842
So there is clearly something that is upsetting you that caused you to melt down over someone asking about a word that appeared in the OP image. What happened?
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>>22254844
English, please.
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>>22254849
You can tell me.
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>>22254842
>Is it fair to say an American is ESL?
They struggle with the language in general and get angry about it.
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oh I got one of these bitter ones that samefag nice
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>>22254852
>They struggle with the language in general and get angry about it.
Surely they do, but I am curious about the point at which what they speak stops being a form of English and becomes a distinct dialect.
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>>22254857
I don't know, but I do know that it'll elicit an unwarranted amount of ire.
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>>22254835
it's borsch, though
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>>22254893
It's Бopщ in the original and Borcht in my natice tongue. Didn't take the time to search how people call it in the UK.
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>>22254751
It's because they are a country of poor people.
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>>22254898
Britain? For everything you could have choose, why something so outright false?
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>>22254702
Phoarrr with the batter bits bag and all man's eating like a king ueeeee
>no ketchup
Disgraceful
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>>22255007
He's obviously over 18, as should be the case.
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>>22254702
>bosh

That's not a word, you limey faggot incel.
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>>22254702
god the british are barely human
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>>22254712
you're weird.
russia is the bad guy since 1917.
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>>22254705
>>22254717
Noone puts brown sauce on fish and chips.
Stop larping as British.
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>>22255233
>russia is the bad guy since 1917.
Kek, to think there are a lot of normies who are made to repeat this.
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>>22254702
Are these scraps? Or bits?
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>mug handle facing away from you
Foid-tier staged photo.
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>>22254746
I think you're confusing portions and rations.



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