My boyfriend and I had iHop for dinner. :)
sounds amazing I wish I had a boyfriend :(
>>22255862Tits or GTFO newfag
>>22255866this isn’t /b/ and we’re not 16 anymore faggot
>>22255866The eggs benedict kinda look like tits
>>22255866back to bed grandpa
>>22255865let's go to IHOP together! oh wait I'm not american, darn.
>>22255866op didn't mention being female
>>22255862So you can get extra shit on his dick?
>>22255891but it's the INTERNATIONAL House of Pancakes...
>>22255872>>22255882>>22255886>>22255894obviously the cooking board is full of females lol
>>22255903is it? I haven't seen that shit around here... we've only got kfc, bk, taco bell and mcdicks
>>22255906
>>22255906gonna go have sex with my boyfriend now, later loser
>>22255862you did it wrong.
>>22255862>my boyfriendwhore
>>22255915that can be interpreted at least 4 different ways. The world just wasn't ready for King's wisdom.
>>22255862I DONT HOP IVE NEVER HOPPED I AM NEVER GOING TO HOP STOP LYING ABOUT ME STOP IT STOP LYING STOP LYING ABOUT ME I DONT HOP STOP LYING ABOUT ME STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>22255920>all that creamerWhy not just order a milk?
>>22255920you also did it wrong. that’s some egregiously watery salsa, get some real chunk on your plate next time
>>22255935that's ketchup
>>22255862Lol did you and your boyfriend rub penises after you had pancakes, you fuckin fag? Sickening. I bet you [male] just LOVE kissing your boyfriend on the lips. You fuckin disgusting twink degenerate post a picture of your cock and butthole
>>22256076>I bet you [male] just LOVE kissing your boyfriend on the lips.I do.
>>22255866You are asking for a man’s breasts. I respect you trying to keep the tradition alive, the people who seethed at you are bigger fags than you.
>>22256090cute
>>22256094oldfag culture was absolutely embarrassing. let it die the death it deserves
>>22256090You make me sick. I don't even wanna think about you kissing your boyfriend while he squeezes your tiny pink balls. This is a cooking board. Not a gay fag board.
>>22256101Then don't think about it.
>>22256103Post a pic of you kissing him, just so I know how gross it is
>>22255862I feel secondhand embarrasment that no one in this thread is talking about this IHoP meal (By the way, it's spelled IHoP with all capitals except the o. Get it right) and would rather talk about gay men rubbing penisses together. This IHoP looks delicious and it makes me wish I was american so I could go there, which is no small feat. That's cheddar on the hashbrowns on the right which looks delicious (cheddar's better) and the pancakes look absolutely scrumpious. And the eggs benedict look loaded and delicious. You fags need to start drooling over this meal instead of thoughts of OP and his boyfriend shitting over each others dicks. Be ashamed
>>22256108Yeah it was really yummy.>By the way, it's spelled IHoP with all capitals except the o. Get it rightSorry, I was thinking about iCarly when I made this post.
>>22256108I can appreciate iHop and gay love at the same time
>>22255866based oldfag
>>22256108IHOP is good, but it depends on the location. Same as Dennys. Some of them are well-managed and have good cooks in the kitchen, and it shows. Others are ran by degenerates (like op and his gay boyfriend) and the food is terrible. I'd choose a good Dennys over a good ihop
>>22256117>Others are ran by degenerates (like op and his gay boyfriend) and the food is terrible.Neither of us work at IHOP. I wish we did, though. We liked it.
>>22256113>oh fuck oh fuck I bet they are going to serve some weird shit
>>22256108You can cook all of that shit at home and it'll taste as good or better than ihop.. it's just eggs and pancakes and butter and hashbrowns and cheese. You could get all the ingredients almost anywhere in the would
>>22256117this is who runs Denny’s
>>22256121Whether you can make it at home or not is irrelevant to critizing this meal in a vaccuum. You're right but that doesn't stop this IHoP from looking good
>>22256108>IHoP mealNever been to an IHOP but back in the day, we'd go to Ram's Horn after closing the bar.Once, a couple buddies and me had just sat down in a booth next to some Black chicks when two other Black chicks walk in, march straight up to our table, grab the ketchup and mustard bottles off our table and blasted the Blacks chicks in the next booth with ketchup and mustard.Instantly there was all kinda screaming and hair pulling as the chicks got into a brawl before the manager came out and yelled at them to get the fuck out right now, so they leave and continue brawling out in the parking lot for a bit before the cops showed up and arrested them all.
>>22256125You think you're some sort of tough guy?
>>22256127me and my crew would have body slammed those bitches the moment they snatched our condiments
>>22256128Yea? Duh
>>22256127>Ram's Hornhaha like Ram Ranch
>>22256130I'll punch you. Then I'm gonna have sex with op's boyfriend. And for the record: ihop SUCKS.
>>22256121>You can cook all of that shit at homeI know, right? For toast, I prefer grinding my heirloom non-GMO wheat grains in a reproduction Egyptian 24th Dynasty mortar and pastel before baking my bread in a Navaho style adobe kiva oven.Shit was cash.
>>22256135AAIIIEEEEEEEE
>>22256121I've made a full breakfast at home from scratch and it just didn't really seem like it was worth the time. It's better but it takes too long compared to other things I could make for what it is.
>>22256138Toast is for fags. I bet you like toast at dinner.
>>22256144You might just be bad at time management in the kitchen. I can make eggs, sausage, pancakes, toast and hashbrowns in 20 minutes. You've gotta be rocking a big skillet and 2 smaller pans
I went to ihop recently tooMade me sick to be stomach :(
>>22255862what is that Arby's Benedict™?
>>22256157> hashbrowns in 20 minutesNTA and idk what my problem is but i suck at hashbrownsEverything else is genuinely very easy and fast to make at home though
>>22256163If you're using frozen hashbrowns from the package you've gotta get most of the moisture out of them before cooking them in a pan. If you throw them in frozen, they'll turn out soggy. I like to throw them in the air fryer for 6-10 minutes beforehand. Then get a pan on medium heat with home butter and toss in the hash browns. If you don't have an air fryer, you can bake them in the oven for a little bit for the same effect
>>22256169I’ve tried fresh and frozen, sucked at both.I like the idea of putting them in the oven though, will give it a shot!
>>22256159Probably easy to do if you get their meal sized portions of what is essentially dessert.
>>22255920I'll never understand how anyone could go to a restaurant and order one of the easiest or cheapest things to make at home.
>>22256201How many ingredients is this? Not necessarily cheap. Easy maybe but still takes time.
>>22256187I eat meal sized dessert all the time, that definitely wasn’t it
