It has been a while since I last saw one of these threads, so lets have one!I purposedly add bone bits to the ground beef we use to make burguers, just to watch people bite down on it.
No you don't
>>22260555You underestimate my boredom and lack of fucks to give on my min wage job.
i put food in the toilet after i've finished eating it
I like midwestern dump-prepackaged-goods-in-a-dish slop recipes.
>>22260532No you don't. You can't buy or make "bone bits". No one would go to the trouble.
>>22260772We use an eletric saw to cut up the meat while frozen, bones included. I just get some of the bone bits that get chipped off and hide it inside a pattie.
>>22260780Why would you jeopardize your job? What is lacking in your life that you are such a sociopathic piece of shit? No dad? A proper father would be ashamed of his son for that and a good son wouldn't do anything to shame his father.Condolences on being a resentful wage worker who feels better by giving his own job's customers a subpar experience. I'm sure you downplay and justify it in your mind like "ain't I a stinker? lol", but it's actually a terrible thing you're doing and quite pitiful that you would.
>>22260532I think gas station plastic-wrapped egg salad sandwiches are my favorite meal of all time even if I'd never admit that to anyone
>>22260780No, there's no restaurant that cuts frozen boned beef with a saw and also serves hamburgers and also has a way for the guy who does the cutting and the cooking to watch the aftermath. Pure fantasy.
>>22260785>Why would you jeopardize your job?Minimun wage, shitty boss, shitty hours, abusive customers.>What is lacking in your life that you are such a sociopathic piece of shit?Good question, I dunno why I am like this, it just amuses me.>Condolences on being a resentful wage worker who feels better by giving his own job's customers a subpar experience.Other burguer places would spit in the food of rude customers, I just leave a small bit of bone in, from my point of view the bone is merciful compared to the alternatives.>I'm sure you downplay and justify it in your mind like "ain't I a stinker? lol", but it's actually a terrible thing you're doing and quite pitiful that you would.See, I do not try to justify it, it is by all means a jerk move. That was kind of the point.
>>22260795>No, there's no restaurant that cuts frozen boned beef with a saw and also serves hamburgersWhy not? We also serve steak and ribs.>also has a way for the guy who does the cutting and the cooking to watch the aftermath.I do not do the cooking, I just handle the raw meat.
>>22260799The customers are abusive to a guy cutting meat in the back?Why would anyone work where they aren't happy?
>>22260830>The customers are abusive to a guy cutting meat in the back?Of course not, they are abusive to the waitresses. We are not allowed to defend ourselves from the abuse, neither does the owner give a shit about it.So yeah, if I see a waitress clearly upset because some stupid cunt decided to treat her like shit just because they can, I will absolutely fuck with their food if I can.Remember folks, never mistreat the people handling your food!
>>22260846But YOU were not mistreated. And you can't effectively find one of your bone burgers and make a cook cook it for that person. I've worked in restaurants and none of your story adds up. You're 100% full of shit.
>>22260849>But YOU were not mistreated.Right, but it amuses me.>And you can't effectively find one of your bone burgers and make a cook cook it for that person.It is literally my job to grind the meat and make the patty, I make them fresh as ordered.>I've worked in restaurants and none of your story adds up.Dunno what to tell you, I just handle the meat.
>>22260799You can't even spell burger. Go get help, with this wierd fantasy scenario you posted. Fuckin wierdo.
>>22260855And you witness with glee as they make a face, pull bone out of their mouths and set it on the side of the plate. Yet none ever complain or stiff the waitress. The boss never knows and tells you to be more careful. There are truly no consequences for your little "pranks". Not buying your bullshit at all.
>>22260856Not american.>>22260863>And you witness with glee as they make a face, pull bone out of their mouths and set it on the side of the plate. Yet none ever complain or stiff the waitress. The boss never knows and tells you to be more careful. There are truly no consequences for your little "pranks".>Not buying your bullshit at all.Fair enough, I will explain the reason for my immunity...I am related to the owner.And to answer this>>22260830>Why would anyone work where they aren't happy?I had no say in this, I am forced to be there, on a shitty deadend job, by family that does not even like me and just use me as a source of cheap labor.So yea, if this hurts the business, that is good. If this dump closes I will be free.
>>22260874I hope my local Chinese restaurant isn't like this. Because I'm pretty sure they're cheap family labor who all live above the place.Nothing more immature than someone who takes out his own problems on paying customers. I know this kind of thing is not common, and certainly would be rare in the establishments I patronize (though now I'm wondering about Lucky Dragon), but I still hate reading about the cases that do happen. You need to grow up and take responsibility for your life. At least you're not in my country.
>>22260880>hope my local Chinese restaurant isn't like this. Because I'm pretty sure they're cheap family labor who all live above the place.Hate to tell you, it is likely, we never choose to live like this.>Nothing more immature than someone who takes out his own problems on paying customers.Only the abusive ones, mind you. I HAVE STANDARDS!>At least you're not in my country.I did not say I am not in America, I said that I am not american, big difference.
>>22260532I take some of the Halloween candy occasionally when I walk by the bowl.
>>22260874>I had no say in this, I am forced to be there,How so? Are they holding your children hostage? Do they have blackmail on you? How are they "forcing" you? Or, do you actually mean that they pressured you and you caved?You know, if there is one thing minorities should learn from white people it's to walk away from their families when the moment calls for it. You guys always act like you have no choice, like you have no agency. You will probably tell me something like "you just don't get it", but no, we get it. It's hard. But sometimes you just have to rip that bandaid off. I suspect it's easier to just cry and moan and act like you have no control over your life and to take it out on random people though.
>>22260918If I leave, no one will be there to protect my siblings. I will be daamed if I let that happen.
>>22260928>wants his own protected>endangers othersKill yourself
>>22260958U mad bro?Maybe this is a wild concept for americans, but I care about my own, no one else.
>>22260962Being a subhuman is not a new concept, but people will generally assume you're not an Indian, until you've proven otherwise.
>>22260532a food sin is like drizzling ketchup on your fries, not trying to injure people at your restaurant
>>22260971Again, if you do not mistreat the people serving you, then you will have nothing to fear.But if you act like a subhuman towards us, we will repay you in kind.
>>22260962You care more about the waitress than the family whose business you're endangering despite them giving you work? Where will all of you go if they shut down over contaminated food? It's going to end up on Yelp that people are always finding bone chunks in their burgers. And people who are difficult customers you'd do it to are the exact type of people to post those things. You eat there too so you're biting the hand that feeds.
>>22260977Amazing how easy is to tell Indians apart.
i wanna beat that 70s big mac guy who has eaten the most, but i wanna do it with just burgersso i cheat by skipping like 4 days and then eating 5 burgers
>>22260985today's big macs are nothing like they were in the 70s, don't do it.
>>22260568Ignore the no you don't guy. He pops up in threads pretty regularly to downplay the disgusting realities of letting minimum wage workers prepare food for you.
>>22260978>You care more about the waitress than the family whose business you're endangering despite them giving you work?Also family, it is a family business, we have no say in working here, it was forced upon us since we were kids.>Where will all of you go if they shut down over contaminated food?With luck I can get my siblings out and go work somewhere else, as for the rest they can rot in a gutter for all I care.
>>22260856maybe check your own spelling before criticizing others buddy
>>22260532I've had charleys cheese steaks every week for the past month and a half
>>22261195buy an ad faggot
>>22260985that guy has a mental disorder and eats them compulsively. his mother had to ask him not to eat any big macs on the day of her funeral.
>>22260532i purposely stab hosts to death that feed fucked up food to their guests.
>>22260799>Minimun wageyou agreed to the pay when you got hired.you don't get to bitch about after the fact.that's how math works and you're wrong because of your thoughts not knowing how to add.
>>22260786I like the 7/11 japanese style ones...
>>22260874>I am related to the owner.then your ass would be out the door after the 3rd one.
>>22260962>I care about my own, no one elsenobody has that psych profile and therefore you are a liar.
>>22260977you're not allowed to be upset about mistreatment when you take a job that entails a certain level of mistreatment.it would be nice if the world was filled with normal people, but it's not.you have to be the better person or you're just asking for america to own you.that's how the jews have set the world up.you cannot fight it, only invite it.prevention is better than a cure.
>>22261344That's why people say Americans are soulless bugpeople.
>>22261195I feel you, haven’t had a good cheesesteak in forever. Do you always get the same one?
>>22260532that's not cool man, i have had my teeth repaired about 7 times, they're basically just plastic and it hurts each time they break. Its also expensive, and I do it the social healthcare. Food sins isn't actually sinful things.
>>22260532Sometimes I have to poo immediately in the middle of a meal, so I go to poo, and come back and finish my meal but because I don't want it to get cold sometimes I don't wash my hands.
I put ketchup on my eggs, of all kinds, not just scrambled
I like to eat plain porridge with my breakfast, I use it as a sauce.
The other day I got really high and had 2 entire cans of salt and vinegar Pringles and then finished it off with a peanut butter and baking chocolate sandwich. I've also been eating tinned sardines right out of the can after just setting them on my stove in the can and cranking the heat until the mustard sauce/hot sauce it's packed in starts bubbling.
I cook pasta in the same pan where I prepare the sauce
>>22261301Try it, I would turn you into burgers.>>22261322I did not agree to shit, I was unpaid labor up until they were forced to at least pay me min wage.>>22261334Believe me, I try my best to make it happen, still have not been canned.>>22261338>nobody has that psych profile and therefore you are a liar.Dunno what you expect me to say, I do not give 2 shits about other people, I only care about my own direct blood family.>>22261344>you're not allowed to be upset about mistreatment when you take a job that entails a certain level of mistreatment.I did not "take this job", it was forced upon me by "family members" who are not even blood related.>>22261580Well, if you do not treat service staff like shit you do not need to worry, just have basic decency and you will be treated with decency as well.
>>22261643but the guys making the burgers dont know if i've been nice or not (always am, even get discounts in my local places) but the kitchen staff are always out of ear shot. So uncool man.
>>22260532>have leftovers in fridge>impulsively order food delivery anyways>leftovers go badmakes me wanna kms every time
>>22261657Sure we do, the kitchen window is just in front of the counter, we can hear mostly anything at the tables. Besides, if a waitress brings in an order and is visibly upset, we ask what happened.
>>22261643Don’t bother, he’s just being an edgy retard. I guarantee he’s too chicken shit to be meaningfully rude
>>22261201>his mother had to ask him not to eat any big macs on the day of her funeral.why would she give a fuck about this?
i still eat prison cookups all the time even though i got out 11 years ago>2 packs chili flavored maruchan ramen>cook noodles, drain the water, add the seasoning and stir>add shredded cheese, half a can of chili, jalapenos, and diced summer sausage>top with chili cheese fritosbonus points if you cut the meat up with a plastic id card
>>22261344>The JOOS set up and run the world!!!!
>>22261581Right. Because washing your hands takes more time than the shitting did.
>>22262331Maybe he'd always stink of them. Maybe she wanted a funeral service where her son didn't smell like gross burgers.
>>22262364>>The JOOSnobody who isn't jewish has ever typed this
>>22262373You're so fucking ignorant if you think everyone but jews is a conspiratard who thinks jews are evil and controlling. You don't know any real people because you're a loser. No one but crazy incels think what you think.
I drunk ordered McDonald's the other night at 2 am. Two chicken snack wraps and two large fries and a large iced coffee. Ate one wrap and one fries and drank the coffee. Then I got scared my roommate (mother) would find the leftovers in the refrigerator and yell at me for getting wasted and ordering McDonald's at 2am so I threw the remaining wrap and fries in a ziploc bag and buried it in the back of the freezer. Yesterday I hid the ziploc bag with the fries and wrap in the back of the fridge to defrost and tonight when I'm wasted I'm going to eat the fries and wrap. I hope I don't get sick.
>>22262366it adds to the time away from the food, idiot
>>22262384You wont get sick, it just wont taste very good.>t. I also live with my mother
>>22262380>muh incelsmy 4 year old could beat you to death, Moshe
>>22262396I also froze the ketchup and the ranch dipping cup in my drunken state. I'm not worried about the taste since I'll be very drunk later but I am worried the frozen and now thawed in the fridge chicken wrap might make me ill. Also my roommate asked me if the refrigerator smelled strange today and I had to lie and say no while knowing full well it smelled like McDonald's because there's a ziploc bag of McDs hidden in the back behind other food. Alcohol truly is a demon substance for making me get 2am McDonald's and lie to my roommate (mother).
>>22262426it wont make you sick , that big mac guy does this (freezes big macs for later). why is your roommate (mother) more angry at you for eating McDicks instead of being druk?
>>22260846Simp cuck
>>22262456I'm trying to hide my drinking problem as much as possible. If my roommate (mother) saw McDonald's in the fridge she would know I was up late drinking. I don't eat fast food ever. This is the first time I've had McCucks since 2018.
>>22262524get your shit together man
>>22262474They are my sisters you sick fuck, I am not from Alabama.
>>22262524booze is cringe bruh
>>22262524>I'm trying to hide my drinking problem as much as possible.Do you have a drinking problem, or do you like to drink and think drinking is bad?
>>22262566Hopefully you’ll get caught and deported. I will pray for this.
>>22260799Mail me a burger and cctv footage of yourself not putting bone fragments into the burgers and i'll call your boss and ask him to give you a raise or retaliate with a bomb threat
>>22262394So? You've already let it get cold. You can still wash your disgusting poop hands in 30 seconds.
>>22262419Antisemites don't reproduce. Your family would never speak to you again if they knew you were a Nazi.
>>22262634ok retard
>>22260568When you cut meat with a saw, it leaves behind dust, not chips. You’re a larping fool who’s likely unemployed or work at your family’s Asian slop shop and make up stories on the internet because you’re 5’5” and all the girls ignore you.
>>22262634Quite the opposite, say you support Israel and see if you get laid.
Yesterday I had a salami sandwich for lunch using pre-sliced cold cults. When I was eating it, I noticed that the salami kind of seemed tougher to eat than usual, but I kept on eating. At the last bite, it was so tough that I couldn't swallow it, and it felt like there was something rubbery between my teeth. I pulled about about two inches of plastic wrap from my mouth. What I assumed was the salami's casing was the plastic packaging it had originally come in before it was sliced. The jeeta working the deli counter must not have taken it off properly before she sliced the meats. I now have a good deal of undigestable plastic passing its way through my system. I don't really know how I feel about that.
>>22262621Fat chance.>>22262627Sure, post your address.>>22262657Yeah, it is mostly dust, but every so often a tiny chip breaks off the bone.
>>22262600Both. Hiding drunkenly ordered McDonald's from my roommate (mother) is a new low.
>>22262818Enjoying to drink is a normal and not that bad habit, lying is not, stop lying.
>>22262818Don’t beat yourself up about it, definitely worse things than hiding some fast food. I hope you find sobriety, happiness, and good health
>>22262348Got any pics?
>>22262348Mother of sodium levels!
>>22262396U guys are gay, my mother lives with me!!
I cook and eat feral cats my dog catches.
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>>22265413I bait neighborhood dogs with cats from my colony of ferals. Later, I skin, butcher, cook and eat some of the dogs as well as processing their flesh into fresh food for the feral cats.
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>>22265437>>22265446
>>22263025i'll post some if the threads up when i make it next, or maybe in /PYC/
>>22265440Pics or it didn't happen. BTW I made >>22265378 thread.
