sir i cut the bacon in half so it stays flat
>>22263297Do not redeem the bacon saaar
Bacon should be baked, hence the name
>>22263315I like mine in the air fryer. Bitch to clean though.
>>22263315Why do they call it bake on if you bake in of the oven hot food bake in cold of in out bacon?
>>22263315>>22263392It's called bacon because it comes from the back of the animal. The -on suffix is French and is common to other meatwords such as gammon, mutton etc.
>>22263655You some kind of book man?
You dont season they bacon?
>>22263662what if I told you that bacon is seasoning
>>22263297Clean that cancer off the pan. I don't want to be paying for your terminal gut chemo three-week life extension while I eat your bacon prepared neutrally.
>>22263297It still curls up though, stupid bacon.
i don't want flat bacon. i want those raw white fat curls
>>22263655Urmom...
That's a rather small amount of bacon for the average sir I'd say
>>22263655Does mutton come from mutts?
>>22264651It's fine,they all weight like 130lbs anyway
>>22263742good morning sir. cancers are removed and replaced by egg sir.
>>22263655Thanks grok.
>>22263315This, I've tried bacon under a press and it still has chewy spots and crunchy spots.
>>22264731>dirty eggs>burnt baconSaar please do not do the needful
