Food gore thread I guess.I lots a very old and very dear friend last night.
>>22263596Kek I have done that. Now it's no cooking in glass for me.
>>22263596I have the same lid, the pot is long gone.I've been using the lid as a shallow bowl.
>>22263596How did it happen?
>>22263596>>22263608Why would you ever heat glass up directly on the stove?
>>22263596>what do you MEAN pyrex can't be heated, isn't that the point? why is it even called that?welcome to the club friend.
>>22263612The glass broke
only use glass in the oven. stovetop is big no-no
>>22263636>no-noGod you are such a fruit
fuuuuuuuck that would send me down a tard rage spiral I'm sorry about your meal op
>>22263689in this situation, is it okay to ask if you can take home a pizza?
>>22263880It's a write off for the company, just grab a few and go
>>22263614>>22263636They make glass pots and pans that are supposed to be safe for the stove. But even only using glass in the oven can still result in breakage sometimes.
>>22263693Attempting to vacuum that up into a hose? Really?No wonder the dudes in the back are laughing.
>>22263918I'm pretty sure they wouldn't let you. They'd say they couldn't write them off unless they were all somehow accounted for.
>>22263940>The lone pepperoni appearing on the bottom>>22263693>the clogged pipe after only 0.1% of the mess has been removedThese are peak comedy
>>22263684>>22263686>>22263693imagine the smell
>>22263689>turn the highway into a graveyard with this one simple trick
>>22263596https://youtu.be/WKx4x1dKaDA
>>22264045>ScrantonThis is the kind of weird thing Dwight on The Office would bring up, imagine the fruit flies.
>>22264139>imagine the fruit fliesAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>22263614Mine was taking it out of the stove and I set it on a thin pot holder. The temp difference was enough to blow the Pyrex apart.
>>22263614You only live once.
>>22264161Especially if there's glass in your food.
>>22263596I had a glass tea kettle that I was warming up milk in for chocolate milk when it completely grenaded in a million pieces, was still finding glass shards a year later. I still don't know what went wrong I've used it for months prior the same way just with water and a tea diffuser.
>>22263940better rename it "oofy" . Willing to bet this happened because they were watching the pizza through the video camera to make sure they had a good shot, so they couldn't react properly due to the delay introduced by the camera capturing and then displaying the image on the little screen.
>>22264318milk probably behaves differently than water when heated
>>22264326What delay? Light goes by the speed of light
>>22264318Probably because the milk was cold which caused a bigger thermal shock.
>>22264318Did it claim to be milk safe or did you just make a bad assumption?
>>22263940she's cooking again?
>>22264326My first camera had like a 5 second delay for the LCD, and about a 2 second delay before the shutter.My dad paid a lot for it and it was terrible.
>>22263972They would be liable for cleaning up all that shit that they can't sell. Taking them is to their benefit.
PYREX and pyrex are different. It's shitty now.
>>22264390>happily married with kidswomen can be a literally deformed and still have men tripping over themselves for a chance to tame the strange
>>22263684What the FUCK AM I LOOKING AT
>>22263982
>>22263614Ive got a pot thats glass.
>>22263689Some sad fuckin' shit let me tell ya what
>>22264734seems like offal from a slaughterhouse
>>22263686>The window is open
>>22264734Garloid escape
>>22263918Whoa... He stole that guy's pizza!
>>22263596I'm sorry for your loss(es) anon and thank you for you service casserole dish
>>22264545That pot was older than me
>>22266238>that whiskey distillery in Ireland that broke open>flooded the streets with whiskey from a large storage vat>thousands of gallons of liquor flowing through the street>like 13 deaths>all from alcohol poisoning because free liquor in the road lol
test
>>22263684>>22263686>clown car crash, 53 dead and counting
>>22266635>me this Halloween
>>22266638I hope you get banned for whatever off topic thread you knowingly posted in
>>2226623821 deaths.
>>22266979I guess Bostonians just suck at surviving food based floods
>>22266979imagine sinking in molasses
everytime a person gets hurt, thats food gore to me
>>22266989>>22266985>>22266979I've gone to this location to pay my respects. They say on hot days you can smell the molasses under the pavement. When they dig there's a layer of black stained dirt from the flood.
>>22266989it would be extremely sweet
>>22263596would you still try to salvage some of it?
>>22266989It would be quite the sticky situation.
>>22266989>>22267004>>22267012you might have to blackstrap yourself in :3c
>>22266979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuPDVv166wY
>>22266989>drown in the molasses flood of '42>they excavate my sweetened corpse years later>face is covered in molasses>they say i was doing blackface>legacy ruined
>>22267063you'd probably be perfectly preserved like those bog bodies they dredge up from time to time
When I used to work at burger king I found these plastic tongs at the bottom of the fryer vats. Some retarded teenage hire had dropped them in and not told anyone. They'd been sitting in the boiling oil for at least a couple months if not longer.
>>22267143are you pretending to be retarded to force engagement?
>>22266985It was boiling hot molasses, like a wall of magma. Your skin would slip off like a glove
>>22266979Wish we could turn back time to the good old days
>>22267216Sure, if you're a pussy
>>22264025Here's a (you) for the chuckle.
>>22267216ive had molasses before. that doesn't sound like molasses.
>>22267216nah id wipe it off
>>22263645And you're a vegetable haha like a carrot hahaha little carrot boy CARROT BOY gonna cry little baby carrot boy hahaha
>>22267008I kept the lid.
>>22267225no not that far back
>>22263693Were those alive before Abdul crashed the lorry? Or do they kill them and transport them with the feathers still on?
>>22267205>at least a couple months if not longer.deep fryer oil doesn't last for months in a commercial kitchen my man
>>22263596How do you recover from this? I wouldve walked out of the kitchen and either drank myself to sleep or shot myself
>>22263684That's just offal!
>>22266635You're a retard if you believe this.
>>22263614>>22263608>>22263596what happened here? just it being sealed too tightly?I've only ever used a gas stove and obviously wouldn't put the glass right on the burners but have no idea how electric stoves work.
>>22263684Braaaaaaap
>>22263684Fuck me I didn't know garloids even got that big I'm guessing they're bloated from not being milked Why have livestock/pets if you're not going to do the minimum to take care of them
>>22264318>glass tea kettleAre you sure you didn't confuse a teapot with a kettle? I've never heard of a glass kettle.
>>22266995>40 foot wave Was the tank the size of a fucking lake???
>>22264318>was still finding glass shards a year lateryour wife's love probably broke some glasses and she blamed it on your kettle explosion faggotry
>>22271253There's this new fangled thing called electricity and if you connect it to metal, the metal gets hot. It will even glow like a lightbulb if you use enough of it.
>>22271284midwit post
>>22263596would this have been fine if he simply didn't cover it?
>>22267205aren't you supposed to change the oil daily
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>>22271395kek that's the actual food gore thread I guess
