Here is a pizza from the Cheesecake Factory.
>>22264837Ive recently been getting pizza slices from a place at a gas station. Its been some of the best pizza Ive ever had.
>>22264842you okay there, sport?anyway the hospital cafeteria takes my personal price for shittiest pizza I've ever had
>>22264837Honestly? Looks kinda good.
>>22264858It looks like it needed another 15-20 in the oven
>>22264863That would turn it from "looks kinda good" to "mmm mm mm mm mm that looks delicious please I need it now"
>>22264863and about 1/4 a cup less olive oil too
>>22264837
There's something about Chinese buffet pizza that I find irresistible
>>22264867If you can't handle the oil get out of the Middle East
>>22264873Don't knock Middle Eastern pizza. Look at what you can get in Iran? Everything is fresh!
>>22264877I think I'm gonna be sick...
>>22264863Slightly undercooked pizza is best pizza
>>22264837>where you shouldn't get pizzai'm not understanding this phrase, op.
>>22264877>snake print platebunch of fucking satanists.
Pizza from the chinese buffet.
>>22264895Back to English class with you. Man, you ESL people truly are everywhere
>>22264899>‐‐---‐--------------------------the joke>your head.
>>22264899>i'm too german to understand that society is fake and there's no such thing as a faux pasthis is why you will only ever be assembly line workers.
I'd have said the bowling alley but some of them have decent food.
>>22264871pretty sure my Chinese buffet makes the pizza dough out of dinner roll dough
Godfather's is still the worst pizza I've ever had because the dough is tasteless and there is tons of it. If it's literally the only pizza option for some reason then I would eat it again.
>>22264837I'm oddly fascinated by places that don't specialize in pizza but have it anyway. Olive Garden had pizza. Nothing like what you get in Italy, but they had it.
>>22264897I cant wait til tthe chuds finally move on to their next zinger
>>22264967>implying our eternal existence ever moves on
If there’s one thing I envy to Americans is that they can have access to food (even though it’s mainly goyslop) in almost every place, probably even at the laundry there’s some spot serving hot pizza, uk generous portions and affordable price.If I was American during my teen ages, I would probably have been a fat fuck because of that, either way now I’m close to 40 and I stopped eating these things long ago. Even pizza kind of lost attractiveness to me with modern prices.
Gotta love the buffet.
>>22265036>probably even at the laundryMy area is wealthy enough to not have a launderette/laundromat but there's a taco joint a few neighbourhoods down that people seem to like. I've never been there but I've passed by and it's attached to a laundromat. I've wondered if the husband makes the tacos and the wife does the laundry.
I'm so glad I live in Michigan so I can get good pizza from basically anywhere
Subway
>>22265105Im from michigan and wisconsin has better pizza
>>22265037Looks like they used pie crust
>>22264870It's trash but if it looks fresh I'll often grab a slice. There's just something about it I enjoy.
>>22264927When I was a kid my pizza options were Godfathers, Domino's and Pizza Hut. Of the three I liked Godfathers all-meat the best.
I have never had anythingfrom cheesecake factory, in fact I thought they only did desserts until a few days ago they were talking about it on Gutfeld.
>>22264837Barak, why are you insulting the Everyman?
California Pizza Kitchen
If you know, you know.
>>22265202the million dollar pizzas
>>22265202what?
>>22265255It's the way it's hazy
>>22265255that guy bought two pizzas for 10,000 bitcoin when it was still mostly worthless in the early days.
>>22265202110percent a pedo.
>>22265273kid on left is a time traveller
Bitcoin is around $81k today, so $810M for those pizzas.
>>22264837airport pizza is my nemesis
>>22264847It's a bot. They're programmed to be hostile.
>>22265037Chinese buffet pizza hands down wins the award for worst pizza.
>>22264837>places you shouldn't get pizzaThe totality of planet Earth outside metro NY.
>>22265202Why does he look exactly like a kid fiddler?
The McDonald's pizza was adequate
>>22264871You know that's Tony's frozen pizza right?
>>22264867>olive oil
>>22264904Not a bad lookin pie, desu1. crust 90% cooked2. cup pepperoni3. cheese is real, as it did not separate4. simple sauceProbably same day dough, however
>>22265114Are you from Southeast Michigan? No way you'd think that living over here unless you eat crap pizza
maybe there's a gas station somewhere out there with actual decent pizza. but I doubt it.
subway
>>22266418Fucking lol, but you tell them what to put in it so its really on who bought it
Has anyone ever bought pizza from a liquor store before? I've always been curious about them. It seems like every liquor store sells pizza but I've never seen or met anyone whos gotten one.
Gas station pizza comes and goes. Of what I've tried:>1. Stewart'sI think might be the most per slice on this list but it's damn good. Soft, crusty crust, fresh baked flavor. Think they have short hold times compared to the big chains. If you've had Freschetta frozen, it's quite similar but not as thick on the bottom, and the cheese tastes way better as you expect from Stewart's, famed for it's dairy. Generous toppings and the slices are big, I love it.>2. Casey'sI only had once on a road trip and it was the breakfast pizza but goddamn it was good.>3. QTShit is fresh and good ingredients, wish the sauce was less sweet. Crust is chewy and crispy without being too much of either. They charge way too much for being 7-Eleven tier though. 2/$5 is good but they don't always have it. >4. SheetzThey don't offer it by the slide to be fair, you either have to get a flatbread pizza or a personal pie, which is less great. You get very few toppings but the dough is soft baked and they pile on cheese. Sauce is mid, too sweet. The flatbreads are better proportioned and pleasantly crispy, but like everything at Sheetz it's overpriced and looks like a disaster. >5. Current 7-Eleven IF it's Ultimate Pepperoni or Bacon Lover's The crust is much better than it used to be but the bottom is too thick and hard to chew through usually. The toppings are generous and the sauce is nice and spicy, but the cheese is tasteless and it's greasy as fuck.>6. Buc-ee's I actually never bought this, took one look and knew it would be shit. Way too much dry crust, not enough sauce, eye wateringly expensive. Stick to the brisket. >9001. 7-eleven in other flavorsTheir supreme is garbage, all of the vegetables taste like they had sugar added and the sausage is gormless. Cheese is even worse, tastes like hospital pizza>900001. Old 7-elevenWhen they first launched selling whole pies, they were literally just badly prepared Red Baron, a disgrace.
>>22266583I've never seen a single liquor store that sells pizza, where is this?
>>22266646I imagine this has to be in the ghetto.
>>22264840You don't worry about the lice?
>>22266689Lice don't leave their warm humid habitat with food whenever they want it to go see the world or explore a slice of pizza. That's not how that works. That's why you also cannot get them by sleeping in somebody's bed whi has lice. They DON'T wander onto the pillow but actively hold on to the hair for dear life.
>>22266700wait, so do they jump from one persons hair to another persons hair or do they need hair on hair contact?
>>22266679Elvis?
>>22266706Hair to hair.Lice live clawing hair and wandering from one to the other. So if you connect heads they could quickly grab on to it.What does not work is via clothing or bedsheets. They depend on their hairy head world and quickly die outside of it. That's why they'll never willingly let go to wander onto a pillow or such, which would basically be the equivalent to us wandering onto a large salt lake with no supplies.
>>22264837Whatever you do, don't go to a sandwich shop and get pizza late in the day. It's been sitting out for a while and they don't give a fuck
>>22265037que diablo
>>22266740Am I the only one who likes pizza like this? Pizza that's been under heat lamps and is a little tougher?
>>22266737huh I always wondered why it was mostly children passing it to each other so this explains it, also explains why I was the only family member not to catch it when my little brother had it since I was in a moody 'stay in my room and brood' teenage phase when it happened.
>>22264871my Chinese buffet has a cheese fondue pit, it's always so random what extra items you'll find in these places
>>22265036why don't you just make your own pizza? I agree it's almost never worth buying one at a pizzeria.
>>22266583I've had some from a liquor store that had one of those hot dog wiener rotator thingamajigs but the guy put pizza on it instead. Was alright given my expectations when buying it. Better than those vending machine pizzas.
>>22266753I think they're alright, kinda reminds me of fridge pizza.
>>22264898We goonin
>>22266753its kinda like eating asssometimes you enjoy it, but you dont wanna tell your friends you do it
>>22267248the amount of prep work involved is beyond most normies. First off, they have no idea how to activate yeast. Then they have to wait 24 hours for the dough to ferment. I can do it because I'm a pizza connoisseur, but most normies would probably microwave the yeast and kill it.
Never get it from a Midwestern boomer home
>>22267337eh, I barely ever cook for myself because I'm a a lazy fuck and even I've made my own pizza because it's that low effort compared to the how delicious the result is. This might have been true in the 90s but you can literally ask AI for instructions a moron can follow now.
>>22267535Looks like boomer shit. What’s with all the hot dog cooking lastly
>>22264904Best pizza place here is in the bowling alley parking lot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza>Altoona-style pizza is a distinct type of pizza created in the city of Altoona, Pennsylvania, United States, by the Altoona Hotel. The definitive characteristics of Altoona-style pizza are a Sicilian-style pizza dough, tomato sauce, sliced green bell pepper, salami, a topping of American cheese and pizzas cut into squares instead of wedges.
>>22267967
>>22264840The gas station near me serves Hunt's Bros, and for 13 bucks you can get a thin crust with all toppings (including olives and mushrooms.) Filling, tasty, textured well, it's quality stuff for a good price
>>22266376I live on the outskirts of town and my nearest gas station makes a big deal out of being a "country store" and has a bunch of made in house food, including pizza. I haven't tried it but it actually looks pretty good, and I was reasonably impressed with a brisket burrito I got there a while back.
>>22267967>>22267968Altoona is a city of tastelets and narcs.
>>22267968I wish I saw this a few months ago, I was in Altoona for training and wanted to try it but didn't know where it was from.
>>22268010>brisket burritoa culinary crime
>>22268003I miss hunt bros pizza so much. Things station near my old place had slices and I’d always go in and get an old ass piece. YumYUM!
>>22264858Yeah if they cooked it another minute or two it would be very good. Pretty impressive for a place with like 300 items on the menu.
>>22268003Their thin crust is not bad at all. Sure it's just a frozen pizza, but it's a quality frozen pizza. Fun fact: they are the most numerous pizza chain in the country by far.
>>22264847I've never considered the fact that hospital cafeterias sell food to visitors means that, technically speaking, I could go to the hospital just to buy lunch. Imagine taking a girl there as a date.
>>22264840they look like clones
>>22264898I have done this and it was absolutely god awful. Worse than the school cafeterium pizza
>>22264899There are 5 billion more indians online than there was in 2016.
>>22267337The yeast jew sells instant pizza yeast at the grocery store. It's not great, but it works.
>>22265466You have to fold your shitty pizza in half to taste anything and it still fuckin sucks
>>22264837the Midwest, arguably
>>22264904The bowling alleys I've been to just huck in a frozen pizza. It's cheap and good after 6 or 7 beers
>>22266753>Am I the only one who likes pizza like this?No.I like it too, apart from the undercooked pepperoni.
>>22270554Damn, now I miss bowling.Comfy times.
>>22267248The main problem with making pizza is it's a hot and fast type of food, and the high temps needed are well outside what any pleb has at home for cooking tools. You essentially need a special pizza oven or one of the new devices (like Ooni) that let you hit those temps at home. And pizza is cheap enough that justifying spending $300 on a machine to make it is kinda out of range for most. Or whatever on the cement plus your time to make a brick oven outside. Don't get me started on wood costs if you aren't rural. Plus you need to do cold ferments and other finicky shit to make proper crusts and we're now WAY past time and effort investment levels of normies. The only thing normies can make is shit like cast iron pizza and pan pizza. And it sucks enough that paying a pizzeria 25 a pie becomes worth it.
>>22270635>the high temps needed are well outside what any pleb has at home for cooking toolsWhen will this cooklet meme die? Sure you can't make Neapolitan style but home ovens are plenty hot enough for New York style.
worst pizza i ever had was 7-11
>>22266740Since when do sandwich shops have pizza?
I like these kind of pizzas they feel like a mass produced mothers hug
>>22265273Awww man that's gotta suck.I wonder if the place he brought it from cashed it out before it exploded
>>22265334I had some pizza at Sydney airport recently, they were selling it by the (square) slice but you had to buy 2 slices at a time for some reasonso I brought my 2 slices which I probably would have done anyway and they were alright but as I was finishing it I saw them bring out fresh new slices that looked way better than the slice I has having that had probably been sitting there for a little bit, problem is as said they were forcing you to buy 2 slices at once, I would have been willing to get 1 more slice just to try the fresher one but I wasn't about to have 2 more slices.
>>22271591>the placeIt was just another early bitcoin adopter on a forum who replied to the buyer's request. He then called a pizza place and ordered it on his behalf.Basically just two guys trying to generate headlines in the vein of "THE FIRST PURCHASE OF PHYSICAL GOODS USING CRYPTO HAS BEEN MADE" so they could pump the value of Bitcoin.
>>22264837Why doesn't Hunt Bros. Pizza have standalone locations, if they're so good?
>>22272110Probably because standalone locations are expensive. Also they are not really "good," just decent for gas station pizza.
>>22268043the older I get the more I realize every food belongs in a burrito
>>22272107Ah I see
>>22264927my friend worked at Godfather's in high school, bringing home two or three a week. We would talk about how you sort of had to evolve your stomach to eat it but once you did, you'd become addicted
>>22264877Don't trash it, generally Middle Easterners make great pizza
>>22265037that was really thoughtful of them to make sure each slice has at least one pepperoni
>>22264837The best place for cheese pizza is /b/
