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aside from good hydration and good diet the generic advice one might receive is
>pineapple for taste
>celery for quantity
for myself I've found that picrel accomplishes both. how about you?
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>>22265620
What if you find other guys with tasty semen and eat their semen to make yours taste better.
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>>22265672
That only works if after several body cycles so you need to human centipede style imbibe your semen.
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>>22265620
>How can I make MORE of this disgusting goop? Also, I eat it so I want it to taste good.


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>22265620
Isn't celery like 95% water? What in it would increase the quantity?
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>>22265760
the water
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>>22265710
maybe OP is just being considerate of others
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>>22265620
And your boyfriend goes along with it?
Also try /LGBT/ next time bub...
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>>22265620
You don’t look good enough on camera to be a male pornstar. If you were you would have been “discovered” already and wouldn’t be asking stupid questions like this
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>>22265620
How can you tell? Faggot
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I nutted in an ex gf's mouth the very first time she blew me, it was kino, but then she never did it again and she would make little comments/warnings here and there about how I'm only getting a short restrained little bit of blowjob, it won't be to completion.
That's a reason to want your cum to taste better. It's not necessarily about being gay or sucking yourself off
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>>22265888
I guess that explains the "improve the taste" part (still revolting), but not the "increase the volume" part, which seems counterintuitive.
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>>22265620
By the time it’s actually coming out, I’m no longer horny enough to want to eat it
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>>22268357
But you were???
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>>22265620
Doesn’t lecithin help with consistency?

>>22268214
>It's not necessarily about being gay or sucking yourself off
Tell that to Babish
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>>22265620
I want my semen to taste like rotten fish.
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What if every time you came, spaghetti shot out the tip
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>>22268357
skill issue
eating it is the best part
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As someone who regularly "recycles their seed" so to speak I will be watching this thread intently.
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I've never heard the celery or pomagranate thing.


>>22268214
I had a gf who would swallow every single time, I kind of regret not cumming on her face so much but it was too good, I miss her.
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>>22268767
theyre both high in potassium perhaps that's a common factor
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>>22268357
that's why you flip up on your shoulders and shoot it directly into your mouth before the post but shame kicks in
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>>22265620
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zinc increases quantity too. You can get a lot of it from oysters, pumpkin seeds, and some other stuff
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>OP
>is an expert in the taste of semen
yeah checks out
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>>22265620
Gay



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