$1.30 a cup editionThread for discussing coffee and coffee-related topics.If you're new and confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused, try to stay on topic.Spite thread: >>22246060Previous thread: >>22235470
spooky sub-edition
Got a double walled mug. Pic unrelated.
>>22266018thats a big cup
My friend is going to America and Canada soon, he asked me if I wanted anything from there and I thought about beans. Any recommendations from fellow mericans?
>>22266018I have a few of those.
>>22266035>My friend is going to Europe soon, he asked me if I wanted anything from there, what cafes should he walk into and buy a bag of beans from for me?where in America and Canada
>>22266156Toronto in Canada, not sure about America. Probably Washington or New York.
every time I drink coffee, I think about having sex with men
>>22266196how is that any different from when you aren't drinking coffee?
happy halloween /ctg/bros
all i know about coffee time is back when the sun was still yellow there used be a website called cloney time that had a bunch of pictures of coffee places trying to imitate coffee times branding and it was pretty funny.
>I'll have an iced coffee>ok sure, that'll be $4.50.>anon, here's your cold brew
>>22267014Your fault for not being specific.
>>22266165>Washington or New York.Those are on opposite ends of the country
>>22267269He's getting around for some work. Does it matter?
>decide to learn how to brew pour over>wing it for a month>wildly inconsistent but get a few good brews>start keeping a journal to try to make it consistent>spend over a month trying out a bunch of hoodoo from youtube videos>can't find the good brew again>can't even identify the notes on the bag half the time>find chart and the papers related to it>overnight improvementI have found the land of figs and berries
>>22266026UUUU
>>22267304Sorry, this is /ctg/. We are exclusively compared of pedantic faggots who are snarky and unhelpful.
peppermint mocha my beloved...
>>22267206Absolutely abhorrent post
>>22267423>compared of You mean comprised of? Fucking illiterates on this board.
>>22267662
>>22267423>snarky and unhelpfulGo back.
>>22267423Not any different than any other boards. Anyway, the most I could find out in Canada was Kicking Horse coffee? Seems like an ok brand.
>>22265792Pervious thread: >>22249997
>>22267867>Kicking Horse coffee? Seems like an ok brandno
>>22267986Doing God's work my boy.
>>22267990Then?
>>22268015Bro see >>22267423. These retards do nothing but bitch and moan and be passive aggressive while giving out nonanswers. Stop wasting your time trying to get a genuine answer out of them.Hopefully this general dies soon along with the rest of 4chan. Zoomers ruined it.
>>22268023Thats not very kawaii desu of you.
wush wushits time93c20g inpretty coarsedidnt measure out just kinda vibed it high ag, short pour, high amount of pours.v60, sibarist fast.tastes exactly like the sort of all natural sugar free fruit chunks or "candy" you got at new age/health food shops in the mid 2000siykyknot at all in the "co ferment" sickly way. berry, fig, mango, coconut, something vaguely herbal on the finishit doesnt smell like beetroot ice cream like it did a few days ago, its calmed down a lot since then.heavy, thick dried, aged, processed fruit in a vague "fruit leather" way.very good.thanks for reading my blog :)
>>22268075>it doesnt smell like beetroot ice creamis that desirable?
is there a decent mid tier drip machine? or should I just buy the cheap mr coffee? it's for the office so I don't want to spend too much.
>>22268504Well there's—>it's for the officeYeah, get the Mr Coffee.
>>22268507I'll be drinking it too so I'm invested.
>>22268538>so I'm investedhow much equity we talking?
>>22268473yes
>>22268677do you not like beetroot?
>>22268726no
>>22268733in hindsight, do you think you would've bought a different bean had you known?
>>22268810no
lavazza whole beancold brew dripsweet cream creamerand that's all a nigga needs
>>22269055fun fact, half the crowd are actually painted coffee beans.
Oh wow, coffee feels different when you have a sore throat.
>>22269626you too huh
>>22269626>>22269644get well soon you guys
>>22269680just gotta drown it in more coffee.
Will coffee ever reach this level of mainstream coolness ever again?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=331hI3FQZYk
>>22269680
i didnt actually drink much coffee yesterday
I've been enjoying real espresso from my $30 Gevi!
next bag of coffee isn't arriving until wednesday, help
>>22270561Same. I'd drive out to a shop for some of the Dak special releases but they were roasted on the 21st so whats the fucking point.
i'm drinking premade black coffee with vanilla flavor added. based or cringe?
>>22270561you get what you deserve
>>22270988>premadeby whom?
this is some good wush
Well?
robusta for breakfast :)
Drinking coffee is so gay. Even it it wasn’t, it is now. Just look at you guys. Total fags.
>>22272263what about making coffee?
>>22272284I hope you don’t do this
>>22271273I'm drinking some shitty brazilian lattes for a month or so while my norml rests. 1050 - 1130 MASL dry natty Minas Gerais. Catui and Bourbon/Typica hybrid. Still thinking about buying a few boxes of oct 21 Dak for some filter coffee in the meantime.
>>22272326>Dakgrim
Roasting beans is extremely hetero.
>>22272403Get a personality
i dont think coffee has a purpose for me anymore. it doesnt make me wake up, it dehydrates me, and it doesnt even make me poop anymore. good bye, everyone
>>22272429drink more coffee
My friend brought me some pre-ground coffee (dark roast of course) from Japan as a gift and as expected, it's awful. I tried it twice as a pourover and yuck.
>>22272468im already gay
>>22272263next you're gonna tell me making coffee for my husband is gay
>>22272495try osmotic flowall the japs do it
>>22272511>osmotic flowmeme
>>22272496have you tried making the coffee?
having a wushwush moka
>>22272623Just had a nice little maple whoretado.
>>22272526damn, that guy looks like the gay version of this really cool guy i know also im gay
>>22272630what makes it a whoretado?
>>22272721Its whorish nature. Roasty low altitude brazilian with a little maple and oat milk.
>>22272722>oat milk.you should try it with slut milk next
>>22272723I'd milk you if you were in reach.
>>22272725but its November...can you wait a few weeks?
>>22272722mmm. roastie Brazilians with attitude
Regarding coldbrewing... we all do it with cool water, but hwat happens if you put hot water with coffee in your fridge for 24 hours? Obviously it'll cool down, but will the taste profile be different?
>>22272725>>22272723>>22272727Go back to /ftg/. This is too spicy for a coffee general.
The newfriends are discovering hot bloom cold brew.
>41% Ethiopia Danche Washed>37% Ecuador La Florida Sidra Washed>22% Columbia Jorge Andrade Rosado Anoxic NaturalThis is going to be an extremely good bag.
Coffee? Yes, I am gay.
>Use French press>Gritty as fuck>Coarser grind>Still gritty as fuck>Place coffee filter over cup before pouring>Slightly less gritty but still gritty as fuckWhat am I doing wrong? What's the secret?
Mom broke the french press last night
>>22273250**Momberg broke the french press last night
>>22273238Filtered.
i just put the beans in my ass and a few minutes later they come out perfectly roasted
>>22273238>pouring french press over a paper filterWat. At that point you might as well get a clever dripper or a hario switch.
>>22273297It's not paper, it's a reusable mesh filter
>>22273238French press sucks, that's the secret
>>22273347Okay well that's why it's not doing anything. It's still lettings all those particles through.
>>22273347grim
>>22273439Paper is more grim
>>22273442Smile through the grit.
>>22272495>pre-ground coffee (dark roast>pour overProbably isn't less coarse enough. Increase the beans, agitate almost not at all, 184 F max. 176 F if you want to jap style it.>>22273238>9 minutesJust copy James Hoffman's recipe. Consider pouring the water, then dumping the beans first. Beans might be old.
>>22273444Cope. Enjoy tasting paper.
>>22273780Why would my espresso taste like paper?
>>22273788Paper filter
>>22273788Too much chaff.
