Why is piss the default flavor for energy soda?
>>22267902who knows.i'm not 14 so i don't drink it.
>>22267902To suit caucasoid tastes
>>22267902Because that's what their consumers identify with.You don't go to Dubai because it's lovely, do you?You go there because you can say you've been there. And because your vid on Youtube paid for your travelling expenses. Dubai doesn't need to invest in scenery or good taste. And neither do energy drinks.There are more than enough retards on the planet who'll gobble it down because of some retarded influencer skiing down Mount Everest that they don't need to invest in health, nutrition or flavour.I love energy drinks, Dubai, stupid cars and tattoos because of that. Makes it really easy to decide where and when I'm going to invest time and energy in someone.
Isnt it the ginseng extract? Energy drinks tend to have it as an ingredient.
>>22267923Kek get a load of Vin Diesel over here
>>22267902I tried a Red Bull once in 2010 and it was disgusting. Tried it again recently and it tastes good. I swear to god they changed it drastically. In 2010 I was fucking dry heaving that shit was traumatizing
>>22267902I believe it's ginseng
>>22267902in all honesty the piss flavor is what I’m looking for. it’s what separates an energy drink from a soda.
>>22267902They all taste like shit and destroy you over time. Celsius at least tries to focus on fruit themed flavors, which makes them by far the best brand of a shitty product. Celsius also has some of the highest caffeine per serving and tend to be cheaper than other brands, so win win win I guess.
>>22268475I bought 3 different celsius drinks to try them out and they all sucked. I’ll stick to my piss.
>>22268146vaxx status?
Rockstar's still my favorite for taste. It's got that vaguely-cigarette-ash flavor. Full Throttle isn't bad if you want to actively revel in sugar excess, but only occasionally. Boomer Monster's still the best overall for not being actively horrible for you in terms of energy drink damage
>>22267923no offence but you type like a homo
>>22267902>>22267928>>22268146>>22268396>>22268659Why are hardly ANY energy drinks non-carbonates? I remember Monster tried that and it didn't do too well.
>>22268750non-carbonated*
>>22268750>why aren't sodas not sodas
>>22268750carbonation affects how quickly caffeine is absorbed, so uncarbonated energy drinks don't give you as much of an immediate caffeine boost as carbonated ones do. People aren't conscious of this but they gravitate toward carbonation for a reason.
>>22267902what does piss taste like?
>>22268750You can just open one then stick it in the fridge and wait 12 hours. No carbonation and it's still fresh
Because of the taurine, which is industryspeak for cattle piss IE TAurus + URINE = TAURINE.>>22267928No. Taurine.
>>22268786You completely made this up carbonization increases stomach acidity causing less caffeine to be absored lmaoing@ur trolling attempt rn
>>22268825https://www.mdpi.com/2072-6643/14/11/2305
>>22268859Nice ai generated bait website dork
>>22268745No offense but thats not how you spell offense
>>22268865Yes it is? Your incompatent
>>22268867You solved a captcha to post this bad joke
>>22268869Huh? Your weird
>>22267902Monster tastes better than the other two. Less sour.
>>22267902People who drink energy drinks mostly hate themselves.
>>22267902Energy drinks are meant to grow your parasite worms bigger, which effectively turns you into a monster. They tell you right on the can what it does.>Monster (666)>Wired (to the system)>Red bull (the devil)
>>22267902Citrus is often yellow
>>22269261What
>>22267902The hidden nature of things are in the words themselves, it is hiding in plain sight.That's why most processed food is loaded full of rapeseed oil that does its namesake to your organs.Similarly, many processed foods are awful for you - "monster" energy can with the 666 in Hebrew as its logo. "Unleash the beast", lol, can they be any more obvious?Go buy some flatpacks from Ikea (Idea), to fill your mind with consumerist ideas about what your house should look like.In most western countries, medicines are legally classed as 'poisons'.If you are said to be mentally ill by a doctor, you will be told to see a therapist (the rapist) so they can perform therapy (the rap(e)y) on you. Essentially gaslighting you into failure in the long-term.Try to find a job by going through "human resources", so you can be "employed" or be "incorporated" into an organisation - incorporated = become corporeal / sell your soul for money.
>>22267923Jesus Christ take that fucking dick out of your mouth before typing such utter faggotry
>>22268750There's Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
>>22269264Most citrus fruits have yellow juice Most energy drinks have citrus flavorings
>>22268750Rockstar recovery
I wish I'd never gotten into energy drinks, used to be that I had a can of soda during lunch at work and an energy drink as an occasional treat, now my lunch doesn't feel complete without an energy drink. I can't justify spending $2 - $3 per can for glorified soda but it's so addictive.
>>22269694fuck the rest of the “lunch”just have 5 energy drinks
>>22268750They still do it and i still buy them (monster rehab). Rockstar recovery, too. Its nice bc i dont feel pressured to drink it all in a short period, i can kinda just casually sip on it for longer without fear of it going flat bc it was never carbonated to begin with
>>22269551Yeah, no. Most energy drinks do not have citrus flavorings.
>>22270080They definitely do in the USA.
>>22270085No they don't but ok
>>22267902If that is true I wonder if my wife would piss in my mouth. Hmmm
>>22270080You are retarded
>>22270545Sorry you're so upset
All drinks since the 17th century have been citric acid flavored.
>>22271415Definitely bro
>>22271422Chocolate drinks were not invented after the 17th century.
>>22271437Ah okay you're going to move the goalposts
>>22267902Cheers anon, I opened this post in England and now I’m gonna have the police knocking on my door
>>22267902They know their audience very well.
>>22271481I'm surprised ofcom haven't nuked 4chan yet. Wonder if there'll be any warning or if one day I'll be sitting on the toilet refreshing the catalogue only to be greeted by a message from my ISP telling me 4chan is kill
>>22271481Oh shit lulz af top zozzle my guy
>>22267903Imagine letting reddit of all places dictate what you can or can't drink lol you have free will man nobody in the real world is impressed that you're embarrassed to eat or drink things
>>22271531Nothing you just said is a coherent response to what he said.
>>22268822>Taurine is a major constituent of bile and can be found in the large intestine.can be found in any mammalsSoooo if you absolutely prefer to think it's cattle piss when you guzzle your monster cans, it's up to you sweatie, enjoy your kink! Not judging. Me personally? Now that I know it's basically caca juice, monster tastes better
>>22271415retard
>>22270694Stay mad
>>22271415He obviously meant soda pop, strawman
>>22267904how's life like in your favela?
>>22271531what do you guys use all your energy for? gaming?
>>22272223>>22270694
>>22272629>gaming>energyYeah moving your thumb a centimeter takes so much energy bro
I keep buying energy drinks because I want to try the different flavors but then I think I shouldn't drink them because it will make my blood pressure worse
>>22272734A standard energy drink doesnt have that much more caffeine than a coffee from a coffeeshop. There are of course the variations like C4 extreme and Bang and Reign that have like 300 but if you stick to Redbull and Monster and Rockstar and stuff you should be fine.
>>22271736Taurine in energy drinks is synthesized in labs.
>>22272734>I keep buying energy drinkssame but i hope my heart will crap out every time i drink one
>>22272749:((((are you reallly sure about it? damn that's disappointingmaybe there's a more authentic lab-free organic energy drink that has some kind of pure unadulterated excremental juice??
I prefer drinking coffee but in warm days if I crave something fresher, standard red bull does it for me. After a while you get tired of trying meme flavors. It's all acidic shit anyway
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