When eating dumpling soup, should you eat the dumplings first, save them till last, or eat them at an evenly distributed pace while eating the rest of soup?
>>22268380Eat them with the soup as they find their way into your spoon. Saving them for last is fucking stupid and eating them first makes the rest of the soup feel wanting.
>>22268388>as they find their way into your spoonwe both know the human condition does not work like this. you will think about when is the correct time to eat a dumpling and you will be faced with a decision.
>>22268401is dumpling soup ableist against certain forms of autism? should existentialists avoid dumpling soup entirely?
>>22268419I avoid it due to the pacing issue. You have to cut the dumplings up into just the right size otherwise you end up with a bunch of broth at the end
>>22268380Go for dumpling with broth for each spoon.Enjoy remaining broth at the end.
>>22268380more like dumping soup.as in you take a dump in itlmaoyou suck
>>22268380You always go toppings > noodles > veg [if present] > soup > last bits. The soup is the heat retention vehicle of the dish, you need to preserve it to the last to keep your bowl hot for the duration of the meal. Plus if freshly served soup, the soup is at it's hottest and not cool enough to slurp. That is why meat toppings, dumplings, noodles, etc. are always first. Once you have demolished the toppings and noodles, that is when you go in for the soup. Once the soup is gone, that is when you can do some clean up on noodle bits left behind. Drinking the soup first just leaves you with a bowl of ingredients cooling off way faster. Suboptimal experience right there. Assuming you don't burn yourself and taste nothing of the meal.
>>22270598OP and his "soup" eviscerated
you do as your heart prefers. with soups I eat the accompaniments like vegetables, sip the broth from the bowl, until just the dumplings are left
>>22268401>>22268388>>22268380gradually eat them with the soup but then save one or two for the end, and eat them after having slurped the rest of the soup up
>>22270598Lol
>>22268419>should existentialists avoid dumpling soup entirely?they should only eat Wanton Soup
>>22271619at the last minute the wanton falls from the chopsticks and they must lift another futilely to their mouths, their hunger never sated. one must imagine them happy.
>>22271619>>22271633wontons* are just dumplings, existentialists beware
