New gift for the wife. Post your own
>>22269348>optical illusion cutting boardThat seems like a great way to cut yourself.
Happy for you and I'm sure she'll like it, but yikes.
>>22269348
>>22269348have you guys tried those japanese rubber cutting boards and if so would you recommend?
>>22269353Why yikes?
>>22269348I saw a video about how those are produced and it's pretty involved. Cool gift. How much did that one cost?
>>22269370Holy poorfag
>>22269414The guy made it for $200 and it took about two weeks to complete
>>22269418?
>>22269370Thanks for submitting your board. Its a classic I think everyone has owned at some point. Everyone please submit your boards
>>22269422Not a bad deal for one made with a 3D effect technique, especially considering it was a custom order.
>>22269432He also threw in this smaller board and a jar of "board butter" for free which was cool
>>22269348Looks nice. The design is relatively tasteful as far as these things go.
>>22269406The execution of it is dire.
Here is my very functional but unexciting cutting board along with my trusty and overrated Victorinox santoku.
>>22269348Your wife’s boyfriend is so lucky he gets to eat your cooking!
>>22269449Why? What does that mean?
$42 on eBay. End grain cherry and walnut. 1 1/2" thick, with rubber feet.
Protip: don't cut onions on your nice end grain cutting boards. They absorb the smell and your entire kitchen will fucking reek. I learned this the hard way. It is very difficult to get the smell out.I now put a paper plate on mine when I cut onions.
>>22269454bad alignment and the design is a different aspect ratio to the bias, made worse by the channel routed through the design on some sides but not others.
>>22269348i make may own end grain out of scrap hard wood. it costs me a few beers and a friday night.imagine being a cuck and buying cutting boards. might as well just let jamal fuck your wife.
>>22269473You are not neurotypical, are you?
>>22269473autism isnt something you should brag about
>>22269473o shit that would bug the hell out of me. rip
>>22269449>>22269473Looks fine to me thanks for the input though im not a wood worker or craftsman so such details arent even noticed
>>22269348Let's see Paul Allen's cutting board.
>>22269474You sound like a massive faggot get your head out of your ass
>>22269472Why not just use a paper plate as your cutting board in the first place?
>>22269450Minimalist and clean thanks for your submittal >>22269465I like the pattern and colors very neat
>>22269502I'm not about to slam my nice knife down on a paper plate with hard countertop underneath it.
>>22269514Nigga how aggressively are you cutting onions?
>>22269521I mean sometimes if you go a few days between buying the onion and cutting it the dry outer layer gets kinda thick and it takes a bit of force to cut through it and you can end up cutting through it a bit more aggressively than you meant to.Or maybe I just lack skill.Yeah it's probably that.
>>22269495Like I said, I’m sure it’ll be fine. But you did overpay for what you got.
>>22269536The thing is symmetrical. You're just being extra.
>>22269567Pattern is wrong on one end
>>22269576You have autism
>>22269348Post gifts for my wife or my cutting board? If cutting boards I have an enormous cutting board made of black walnut that's nearly 3 in thick. If you mean gifts for my wife I got her one of those expensive Dyson hair curlers for her birthday this year.
>>22269576Where? I don't see it.
>>22269597There
>>22269600I was definitely looking at it differently. I see what the creator was going for. Maybe it doesn't work out so well for this particular pattern. The parts in red were the be the ends. The part in the green is the main repeating pattern. the parts in green should have been a different pattern entirely because at the bottom it can look like the pattern got messed up abruptly.
>>22269612>The parts in red were the be the ends.were to* be the ends
>>22269472Oil your board more.Mineral oil is cheap and works absolutely fine.
>>22269616I took that when I first bought it.I have since oiled the fuck out of it with cheap mineral oil from Walmart.
>>22269616>>22269619Oh, was assuming you replied to the image of mine.No, onions made my board reek after I oiled the fuck out of it.
>>22269472>>22269620I once took an old cutting board I had made and tried repurposing the wood by turning it on a lathe. The smell reminded me of rank onions in particular and it never came out.
>>22269348>for the wifeIs that one of those narcissistic male gifts where you say its for your wife but coincidentally you will be using it and you are OK with the design and of course you are thinking of what you'll be using the cutting board for when your wife forgets it was even hers because technically despite it being a gift, you paid for it.Yeah, you're an asshole.
>>22269525your knife isn't sharp
>>22269732No it's sharp AF I've cut myself on it multiple times.
>>22269734ok your knife that struggles to cut onions is very sharp my bad
>>22269744I mean it cuts paper.
I won't get a nice cutting board until I live with people who I know won't use it. Same with nice knives. What about "this is my shit and that's your shit" doesn't compute with people?
>>22269375It stains like fuck (there are dark ones available though) but doesn't get fucking rekt by knives like the other plasticky types and overall works pretty wellNot sure I'd recommend it over a decent quality wooden one though
>>22269375I saw a video recently where I guy recommended those overall but the comments were calling out that it was a sponsored video so I never know these days with equipment reviews.
>>22269657My wife asked for one lol stop assuming shit like a retard
>>22269794Always be skeptical of what the wife is asking you to buy. I don't trust that bitch.
>>22269798They say a healthy marriage is based on trust... never trusting your wife!
My board is a whole piece from a trunk of an ancient tree
>>22270099based and xiaolongbingchillingpilled
As long as that fucking thing doesn't slide around and my knife is sharp I'm happy
>>22270048Crank yankers reference is appreciated >>22270103The rubber feet are pretty good at keeping it in place so far
>>22270099Pic?
>>22269348>why I prep the wife not the bull
>>22269453>>22269474>>22270137Your obsession with cuckoldry speaks to how much of a faggot you are
>>22269375mmm microplastics
>>22270196The anon you're quoting, corrected himself later on. The pattern is fine
>>22270196Post your board lol
>>22269525>if you go a few daysI immediately thought the rest of this post was gonna be about sexual frustration.Maybe I'm projecting.Yeah it's probably that.
>>22269753The sort of people who are respectful enough of objects to not fuck them up after one use are also the sort of people who are respectful enough of others not to borrow their stuff in the first place.
>>22269657Why does everything always have to turn into an argument with you? It's like you thrive on being a nag.
>>22269612>>22269473>>22269495It's not that he's wrong, it's the amount of time and craft to get to this product in the first place is nearing unreasonable.
>>22270461Looks like the average time to make one like this is 30~40 hours total of work. It's not unreasonable that this time could stretch over 2 weeks.
>>22269350>>22269348couldn't have said it better myselfthis cutting board is obviously designed by someone who does not prepare food on a cutting board themselves. you may think it's a joke haha or an easy thing to obviously see the planar surface "as-is" and not have any optical confusion, but this is immediately invoking an illusory depth when i look at it, which is very dangerous for controlled cuttinghave to agree with the first poster, this is a bad idea for a cutting board, but a good idea for a framed art piece.
I only own the IKEA plastic cutting boards, because they go in the dishwasher
>>22269350>>22270544Sincerely retarded takes
>>22270930Cutting on something that messes with depth perception doesn't seem smart.
>>22269350If you have to look at what you're cutting you should get out of the kitchen. Cutting safety is based on technique and muscle memory. A patterned board is merely kitchen aesthetics and has zero impact on safety.
>>22271098>>22270930Look at these morons who don't use cutting boards
>>22270199we are already past the point of prevention, it doesnt matter anymore
bamboo lasts longer
>>22270199the rubber ones are supposed to not have microplastics they are made out of rubber thats one of the points of them
>>22271173It's also not friendly on knives of above-average hardness.
>>22269753>uses roommate's cutting board>rinses and dries it like it says on the laminated card next to itReally Niggero? You can't provide instructions for retardoes?
>>22271199Some people don't give a shit about the concept of instructions or respect towards other people's stuff regardless of how much you drill it into them
>>22269432>$261 for a wooden cutting board with a texture printed onto it isn't bad
>>22271209>printedanon...
>>22271098>here's your cutting board, wife bro
>>22271183>they are made out of rubberHow did that happen?!
>>22271085>>22271141>>22271228Insane you people even consider a waffle pattern an optical illusion. You need helmets when you walk
>>22269348this looks pretty fucking stupid desu
>>22271098kek bodied those civvies
>>22271261Now lets see your board
>>22269350>>22270544>>22271085>>22271141>>22271228
Should I try and find a cutting board with an anime girl on it?
>>22269430Honestly I just use the countertop and wipe it down every now and then
>>22271474Only if you never plan on having sex with anyone other than fat mentally ill weeb women
>>22271516Why would i plan to have sex with your mother?
>>22271520Trite comeback which lacks grit, originality or depth. 2/10 see me after class
Anyone not posting their board is done so out of fear OPs board will mog theirs to death. I salute
>>22271514Reckless non conformity i like it. Continue pissing in the wind anon never stop. Post content top!
>>22271209That's not at all how they're made. Look into it and you'll understand why they cost so much.
>>22270099Pics. Why is no one posting boards!
>>22271972But OP did overpay for what he got
>>22272112Didn't he get two cutting boards plus a bottle of board oil for that price though?
>>22272112>Dimensions: 15"x12"x1.625">Wood species: Maple, Cherry, WalnutIt's a great price for a board this size and craftsmanship despite your complaints and non expert opinion of woodworking. Post your board
>>22272135haphazardly made main board, cheaply made board from scrap, and generic wax, oh boy>>22272149>craftsmanshiplmao
Is there one thing that makes /ck/ seethe more than people using their own money to buy something they like
>>22272176This board has a huge insecurity/ego problem. A few very jealous apples it seems
>>22272176That cutting board is a serious safety hazard. It would be irresponsible not to point that out on a food and cooking forum.
>>22272266Its embarrassing that you cant use a simple pattern cutting board without fear of injuring yourself. Not everyone is as clumsy or simple minded as you that we fear patterns. We're allowed to have nice cutting boards
>>22272149Is $200 really a "great price" if >>22269465 was $42?
>>22272295That isn't a simple pattern. It's a very complex pattern designed to trick the eye and brain.
>>22269348My wife got me a set of those titanium cutting boards for christmas a couple years ago.
>>22272372I'm so sorry
>>22272371It’s actually not a complex pattern, but that didn’t stop the maker from fucking it up
>>22272401Stop inventing errors where there are none. The repeating pattern simply keeps going as it should and isnt cut off as evenly as you'd prefer
>>22272426>The repeating pattern simply keeps goingit doesn't
>>22272491Almost like the pattern maker is trying to throw you off to make you cut yourself.
>>22271228kek
I honestly don't even know anymore. Is this wood thing or this plastic thing or this metal thing any good? I don't fucking know, I'm just trying to eat.
>>22272198a great source of entertainment desu senpai
>>22272372A couple of years ago my mom asked me to come by to sharpen her knives.And I couldn't believe how blunt they were. How evenly blunt they were. Across the entire length of the edge.I thought maybe she had ran them across a steel pipe or something, fuck them up on purpose, so I would come visit. I asked for her to show me the cutting board she'd been using.And she pulled out a sheet tempered glass, with little rubber feet, and a purple & green grape cluster printed on the underside."Why are you using this thing as a cutting board? It's 100% going to wreck your knives.""Oh I just like the picture of grapes."
>>22272692Did you not get her a better cutting board? You’re a terrible child.
>>22272372Brutalist, utilitarian and sturdy. They will provide a lifetime of use and sharpening. Thank you for your submission. More boards please
>>22272692I know exactly the one you're talking about. My grandma has it for finger foods next to a proper wood board and my sister always tries to use it for real food. The clack of knife on glass makes my spine scream
>>22272692If she likes the grapes what's the problem >NO YOU MUST BE USING YOUR JAPANESE GYUTO AND 100 YEAR END GRAIN BUTCHERS BLOCK CHEF NOW COOK ME 500 FOIE GRAS Let mom chop her fucking apple on her glass board
>>22271972These do not cost much, those prices hardly even pay for an hour of work for someone qualified to run the CNC.The software is likely vibecoded. Run three types of wood through the CNC, lego it together and put it in the glue up rig. Next day throw the glue up through the planer twice, sanding, oil it up, mail.Nice side-gig, honest price. Though I'd charge more for having to deal wit customers.
>>22272961>vibecoded>cnc>legolmao
>>22272981Even without CNC, it's still going to be done hundreds of pieces at a time. You're not going to start fresh for every board. A single board has to be just legoing the pieces together from a couple of buckets of ready made pieces. Glue. Plane. Route. Oil. Mail.If they have to put more than two hours total into a single board, they'd be better off waging.
>>22272393You do realize they're probably softer than his knives, right?
>>22273003sometimes you just need to accept the fact that you have no idea what you are talking about and stop making a fool out of yourself.
>>22273025didn't ask
while we're on the topic...
>>22272692kek, my mom had one with apples on it growing up. she has a nice wood one now but she still ruins all her knives bc she keeps them in a drawer. I don't understand it
>>22272372idk why but these bother metotally lifeless, like an operating table or a morgue
>>22269348Damn, that's the ugliest cutting board I have ever seen
>>22269450I like ones with really deep grooves and extra pool area for fluids
>>22272372That will dull your knife faster
>>22273414Pls stop samefagging
