*produces the highest quality beef in your path*
ur mom must be from there lmao
>>22269613Couldn’t be any further away from my dinner plate tho we might as well be raising beef on another planet at this point
>>22269631where do you live? in Ethiopia o algo?
>>22269613They produce beef? I thought they just ate kangaroos.
Don't they just steal it from Japan?
>>22269627Gotem. Op is a fag and his mom is a whore.Must be Bonnie blues kid
>>22269888Holy shit you need to get into stand up comedy bro that was incredible
>>22269894Japan is one of our biggest beef exports...
>>22269905So yes? Aussies are stealing cows from Japan?
>>22269905>Japan is one of our biggest beef exports...Yeah, and fuck off for that, you bogan retard. US beef is far superior, but a few supermarkets in my area now only carry your overpriced grass-fed nasty nonsense.
>>22269917aussie grassfed beef is better than US corn slop tho
>>22269917whatever you say fatty
>>22269917You understand that we export it only because there is demand for it, right? You act like we can just forcefully make you buy our beef.
>>22269627When will man realize that calling each other's mother names is horrible social evil that must be eradicated with haste.
>>22269901It wasn't a joke.
>>22270074Another banger from the master of comedy
>>22270074Kangaroo is something people will eat occasionally as a gimmick but it's a regular part of very few peoples dietsfairly popular as dog food though
>>22269613The fact that other countries are willing to pay more for US beef seems to contradict your delusion. Sorry, bub.
>>22269613>lake disappointment
>>22269627Says the fat-arse frog poster.
>>22270133Must have been a shit lake; same story with Mount Disappointment
>>22269907Fuck you're retarded.An export from one country is an import to another country.What sort of sissy school did you go to?
>>22269917>US beef is far superiorHa Ha Ha,Obviously not fatty, otherwise there would be no market for imports, suck our down-under cock.
>>22269613Why don't they make a canal for Lake Eyre to remove the desert?
>>22269962This is caused by US shut-ins that have no job, no income and the only contact that they have with the outside world is here on 4chan.They hate their mothers due to her wanting fatty to go and get a job and a life, yet they have no skills (work-wise or life skills).
>>22270109US beef largely goes to other shitholes with no food standards. Check out the top 3 importers
Lol you won't have fertilizer or fuel for your country. Famine for you guys. You'll be eating big fat abbos. No more bragging about your beef. Stupid aussie.
>>22270160You described your life perfectly.
>>22270161Be that as it may, US beef value is greater that Australia's. Regardless of who's buying it, they pay more for American.
>>22270164Ha Ha Ha.Where do you think fuel and fertiliser comes from, fat-arse?, here's a hint, not the USA.
>>22270166I have a job faggot, how about you?
>>22270167"American" value.Yes there are 3rd world countries that will eat anything.
>>22270172I'm telling you that, in markets where both American and Australian beef are available, they pay more for American. And they're willing to pay the difference. This is something you could find in a cursory Google search. Cope harder.
this nigga having a melty lmao
>>22269613Isn't the best from your neighbor across the Tasman?
>>22270133Because they expected it to be fresh water and it was salt, although i've also seen it said that it's because it was dry when they found it or even that they expected it to bigger, it's probably the salt though.It got renamed for woke anyway a few years back, not that the name was offensive but because the natives wanted there name
>>22270157>Obviously not fatty, otherwise there would be no market for imports, suck our down-under cock.It's because it's cheap on the global market since it's no one's first choice. Aussie beef fucking blows, Brucie.
>>22269917>US beef is far superiorisn't their shitty beef getting contaminated slowly by the screw worm fly now? also the quality has gone down since health protocol checks have been cut due to trump's shitty administration. canada has way better beef than any other country in north america.
>>22270153Imagine not understanding bilateral trade agreements. Australia sends them their mass-produced slop, and Japan sends back premium wagyu. A little known fact about wagyu is that it actually has the marbling and flavour of no other beef in the world. This is due to how the cows are reared by a process called gyu-kan 牛漢 where they're basically filled with the semen of perverted old Japanese men.
>>22269917In America, corn-fed means to force feed the cow corn syrup through a tube until it gets fatty liver disease.
>>22269917No one has ever bought third world corn syrup meat in my country
>>22270173American beef is consistently considered one of the lowest quality options everywhere that it's available.
>>22271357Only alberta, lately every fucking burger and ground meat has had that shitty off taste in ontario (shithole)
>>22269888You could probably try kangaroo for yourself if you really wanted to - it's sold at a really cheap price because farmers just want to get rid of the meatTrust me, you won't enjoy it
>>22269613>highest quality of beef in the world>meanwhile their gastronomic achievements:
>>22273481Pavlova
>>22269613best yogurt too
>>22273532ain't that the guy who did those weird experiments on dogs?
