>I always use 5x the suggested amount teehee>4 cloves? how bout 4 BULBS>EVERYTHING I EAT IS TURBO GARLIC FLAVOREDis there a more tell tale sign of being a cooklet
also yes I already know, you look like this and you say this.
I smell like this
>>22270228i always add a little bit more than suggested. not a turbo amount tho. i just like garlic.
>>22270228I'm confident in labelling you a closeted gay cuckold.
Blood sucking hands made this thread
>>22270286I’m a supernatural creature in the way I think onion (and powder) mogs garlic. It’s not that I don’t like garlic but people are way too reliant on it, not everything is improved by the addition of garlic and it definitely isn’t improved by a heroic dose of it.
I just love garlic
>>22270228t. Dracula
>>22270228>4 cloves? how bout 4 BULBSThat's not 5x that's (bulb)xI like to leave my cloves just barely crushed so that when you get one you know about it real style serious time
Garlic is a waste of time it takes roughly 10 minuted to de clove 1 bulb and it barely adds any flavour. Onion is much superior.
>>22270313> 10 minuted to de clove 1 bulbAre you disabled or something?
>>22270322That Is a fairly average amount if time for the average human I would say?
>>22270326Maybe if the average human has Down's syndrome but I don't think that's the case.
>>22270286Hands don't suck blood, that's mouths you're thinking of.
>>22270333when you get one of those bulbs full of tiny cloves in the middle those can be a pain in the ass but I don't usually use those anyway.
>>22270333Ok garlic king, post garlic chopping vid to prove your prowess
>>22270345Yeah, fuck that shit. Give me fat, violet cloves.Sometimes I forget that I live in the civilised world where our food is edible; I dread to think what passes for a garlic bulb in the US.
>>22270313>he doesn't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc7w_PGSt9Y
>>22270348Our food supply chain is indeed fucked but we do have real garlic
>>22270349This is blatently ai generated.
>>22270349The problem with that is that it's just stupid "life hack" and leaves the woody base of each clove.>>22270347No because I don't want to smell of garlic when I'm smooching with your mum later. What I do is chop off the whole base of the bulb and chuck it in my stock pot, then, bang bang bang, smash every clove under my cleaver. Takes seconds.
>>22270351You are blatanty retarded.
>>22270348You think you’re better than me because you have fresh organic garlic and all I have is powder and jarlic? Huh?
>>22270356That takes a minimum of 5 minutes per clove you are a cooklet
>>22270359Not necessarily, powder has its uses, but yes.>>22270360Lol
onion powder is a better addition to any dish than garlic.
>>22270365Fuck off to the onion thread if you love it so much, twat.
>>22270228Modern garlic is completely tasteless. In the 50s, rubbing a knife with a clove of garlic was enough for an entire roast. Nowadays you need an entire head for the same effect. They selected garlic for maximum growth speed without any regard for flavor so now it's almost entirely useless structural fibers.
>>22270366I’ll allow onion allianceship in my garlic bullying thread
>>22270367American issue.
>>22270365fresh onion is great but onion powder always tastes off to me. if you chop raw onion and leave it in the refrigerator for a few days it develops a weird taste for some reason that onion powder also seems to have, but garlic powder is alright.
>>22270371it makes everything taste like funyuns and I can’t imagine a scenario where that’s a bad thing
>>22270374i never liked funyuns either probably for the same reason. maybe some people just don't notice the off flavor as much.
>>22270371You taste off. You developed a weird taste for some reason.
>>22270429why are you tasting me
>>22270433I am not at liberty to answer that.
>>22270228only some Balkan people and Americans do that
>>22270228>4 cloves? how bout 4 BULBS
i just grate the clove unpeeled. It peels and minces the garlic at the same time
>>22270228i love garlic
>>22270335you are unaware of the dangers in the woods, anon.
>>22270228>is there a more tell tale sign of being a cookletYeah, not liking garlic
>>22270228Garlic is based.Eat more.
>>22270479>4 bulbs? how about 4 of those mesh bags that contain many bulbs?
>>22270228Yeah, getting mad at people who enjoy garlic you gay vampire.
>mfw saying how about 4 BULBS
>>22270228The shape of a bulb of garlic is the perfect shape for shoving up your ass, which i've been doing for 8 months now, its good for your kidneys. Bit of coconut oil and root side out once a week keeps the kidney cancer away
>>22270934Halloween is over, you're good man.
>>22270228I do this.
>>22270934https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0965229918301225
>>22270228
>>22271111>In numerology and esoteric traditions, 1111 acts as the master gateway and spiritual portal that primarily activates and aligns the Crown Chakra
WHERE IS HEWHERES THAT FUCKING FAGGOT HIDING NOWI KNOW HE'S IN HERE, COME OUT DRACULA YOU FUCKING PUSSY
>>22270940Halloween has nothing to do with this, natural health remedies have used garlic for ages.
>>22270228its likely more than people arent using it properlyit should be grated to release the flavor imoand then probably simmered in some oil and then added.however its inulin and healthy so whatever
>>22271123Nice getbot FAGGOT
>>22270349kek. based boomers
>>22270228>I always use 5x the suggested amount teehee>4 cloves? how bout 4 BULBS>EVERYTHING I EAT IS TURBO GARLIC FLAVOREDYes
>>22271417a much more accurate depiction of you and the garlic squad
>OP isn't on a 100% garlic diet
>>22271388looks like somebody wants to be raped
