>>22271090
uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
gimme uhh
big kahuna cheesesteak
uhhhh
with uhhh
add jalapenos
regular
on uhhh
white bread
oh uhhh
add bacon
uhhh
mmm
yeah
that's all thanks

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>>22271090
>Unironically paying someone to make you a sandwich

>Niggerhouse Subs

>>22271090
>overpriced shit marketed to first-responder simping boomers
just go to the fucking grocery store anon. i bet there's one in the same shopping center. i also bet you'd wind up with a better sandwich

>>22271090
>New York Steamer
is that anything like the Cleveland Steamer?

>>22271117
Your mom charges twice as much, so it must be better.

>>22271090
Hook and Ladder is indeed a winning choice. They're bogo on doordash once a month
Club on a Sub and Smokehouse Brisket are also both good too

americans be like can i get some cheesy meatslop and THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

>>22271090
Gotta get me a spicy Cajun chicken, unless of course the Hawaiian pork and slaw is in season.

>>22271155
Gobbless

>>22271155
Dont forget, if you invite black people over to your house you can shoot em and claim they were being politically deranged

>>22271090
>Gimme a cleveland steamer
>You mean a New York Steamer?
>Sure, if that's what you got.

>>22271155
checked. also round up to donate to the local VA

>>22271090
Hey, yeah, can I get a meat and cheese on a roll?
Make it ham, wait no bacon. Is bacon a meat or a side addition? Sorry.
Make it chicken. Wait no, ham and turkey. 70:30 ratio, please. Okay fine half and half is... yeah that... okay thanks.
Can you add the cheese now? Oh uh... Is that provolone? Is there Muenster? No, I don't like Swi... No, I... Okay Swiss is fine...
Yeah Um spinach, please, just a little. I'm sorry, I thought it would be okay. Can I do onions instead, pl.... Okay um that's enough. Yeah. OK. OK. Sauce? Chipotle mayo, please. Yes please. Yes. Yes. A little more. Oh sorry. No it's okay. No you don't have to toast it. No thanks. No thank you. Just plain, pl... Okay.
To go, please, please.
I had a gift card. Oh sorry
I can do cash, yeah. N-No you can keep the change, it's fine.

Then I leave.
I love Firehouse Subs! When you're fresh, you're family!

>>22271574
>N-No you can keep the change, it's fine.
round up your purchase now to donate to the manager's right-wing coded charity of choice, which is actually just a deposit account managed by his second cousin in beirut

>>22271090
buy an ad

My local Firehouse last time I want was ran by the most ghetto crew I've seen in a while and I'm not in a very bad spot. Interesting thing is cops seem to still swarm that location at select times.

Not sure if they have some sort of work-release program operating that motherfucker and cops know this so they frequently monitor it as if it's a half-assed jail or something, but I quit going because I really did not want anything made by the kind of people working that place. I'd think it was a McDonald's crew in the dead center of a ghetto.

>>22271090
Hook and Ladder for me as well, but during the fall I only get the thanksgiving sub.

>>22271603
Never reply to me again, freak.

At any sandwich place I'm going spicy Italian no matter what.

>>22273219
you know its true. who does your local firehouse subs peddle? at mine its veterans