I had some faggots for me din din, followed by great big spotted dick. Then I smoked a fag.
>>22271500>heh..ya get it? cuz those are foods but also naughty words
>>22271502Freddy needs a nanny, because Freddy's been a very naughty boy.
>>22271500Ahhhh hahaha that's fucking brilliant!
>>22271500Wow - That's great, how did you get that funny?
>>22271500Fokken top-notch humour, lad
>>22271500Hahaha I laughed for ages, this is hilarious, I wish I thought of this.
ITT: OP congratulates himself over and over. Having said that, his post is probably one of the wittiest and funniest I've read in many years
>>22271502i get it now
>>22271568Not OPBut it's so funny I'm in stitches.
>>22271500Faggots, dick, fag! To say that I'm giggling is an understatement! I got the fucking roflcopter out!
Everyone on the subway is looking at me like I’m a nut, thanks OP.
>>22271500This is genius my sides are in orbit
I don't get it
>>22271502>>22271504>>22271547>>22271553>>22271562>>22271577>>22271585Bongs on suicide watch.
>>22271500least homosexual Briton
Shoulda said ‘sucked a fag’. You fucking blew it OP.
>>22271595OP was very clever with wordplay. Using the term the Brits used in the 1700s for food stuffs and cigarettes and converting them to American usage from the 1920s.OP is making everybody laugh because he is the only person to have done this and it's making everybody chuckle.
>>22271649Joke of the Year hands down. Put me in the screencap.
>>22271649????
>>22271651Haha, hey, if you like that, I got a joke for ya!
>>22271649>t.
>>22271649does anyone understand what the FUCK this zoomerspeak is supposed to mean????
>>22271659I'm GenX palHave some respect.
>>22271660GenXers are zoomers.
>>22271661I through they were the boys who wanted to be girls and cut off their p◯n◯s
>>22271500HAHAHAHAHAKiller thread, this is so funny.
>>22271671Never had my expectations subverted this hard before.
>>22271674Brit Bong here,It looks like anons have been taking the piss about the 'joke' from OP - it's like OPs first day on /ck/ and these 'double entendres' have never been done before, I am guilty of posting one myself. As a Brit, I don't care but hearing the same 'funny comment' for the hundredth time, it gets a bit boring and it looks like other anons think the same. If you are OP, then try to be original.
>>22271500>three giant meatballs>one spoonful of mash>large pile of peasYour proportions are all out of whack.
>>22271703those are fairly small balls for an average faggot, I’d say?
>>22271712>those are fairly small balls for an average faggot, I’d say?Faggots are usually larger than meatballs,one or two would normally dominate the plate.
Eating faggots is if anything the most heterosexual thing, not only are you eating meat, you're using a slur openly too.Spotted dick is just a dessert, I don't think I've ever had spotted dick or faggots in the same day.Smoking a fag is redundant, smoking is for gay idiots and it gives you erectile dysfunction and low T so you're a homo faggot for smoking anyway.Amerishart status absolutely irreversibly anally annihilated
>>22271737>anally annihilatedand there you are right back at square one with the being gay thing
>>22271500PC master race
>>22271741Aren't you the faggot?
>>22271737Most feminine post by far. Has anyone else noticed how women and wannabe women always ruin fun? This hormonal subhuman should find a different board. Probably lgbt. They disgust me.
>>22271780Real men are enjoying their life not terminally online and obsessed with whatever mentally ill deranged obsessions you have
>>22271500Im glad the queen died for this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU&ra=mThe faggot king
>>22271865>m>The faggot kingYes, you are.
>>22271500>meatballs covered in gravy>mashed potatoes>peasLooks delicious to me. Why do people clown on British cuisine so hard? I think any American would devour faggots with vegetables or whatever that dish is called in bongland.
>>22272022british food is fine, it’s just bantz pertaining to a few things they eat that are odd to us. aside from the literal retards who take every stereotype at face value.
>>22271503I understood that reference
