I just moved into a new apartment and the old lady below me gifted me this dinner. Looks not great but it was a nice gesture so I guess I'll try it. Anyone had experiences eating rando's cooking?
I would eat a rando's cooking but what the fuck is that?
>>22272208she's trying to kill you because you're already too loud for her.
>>22272211‘roni salad and what looks like some sauced roast beef maybe?
>>22272211>>22272218She called it barbecue. Seems to be sauced up shredded chicken plus 'roni salad, I added the onions. Calling it "cooking" was a bit of a stretch, still nice of her but I feel bad for her husband.
>>22272211Looks like pasta salad and a DIY pulled pork sando. Heat up the meat, add your favorite BBQ sauce, and you're in like Flynt. It's a very common USA summer BBQ dish.
>>22272208if she asks you to fix or move something, make sure to do it. an old lady in the pocket is worth more than a billion holocausts(but real)
>>22272229My good man, you botched that shit all by your damn self. Onions? If anything, BBQ sauce and some pickle chips on top. You really fucked up this time, didn't you, bud?
I mean whatever the fuck that is I'm sure you could doctor it up a bit to be edible. Nice of her to do that though.
>>22272237If you can't handle a bit of onion on your sandwich you should probably just go ahead and kill yourself bud
>>22272247I eat more onion than you do, trust me. But there are simply some things that it doesn't fit with
>>22272234This guy knows. Take care of the old ladies, especially the widows. It always comes back around to you.
>>22272253>>22272234Unfortunately her husband is alive and well. I wouldn't want to make him feel cucked by moving a heavy object or something.
>>22272249Onion enhances almost any meat sandwich and I also don't trust you.
>>22272262Then you come in like a boss and shine up the husband. Have him "help" you do the project, but make it a point to take care of the heftier shit. Then glaze him to his wife>he still works like a mule!Cummon man, don't you know how to engraciate yourself to people? This is day 1 shit
>>22272264>I also don't trust you.How bout I fuckin rape you, tough guy?
>>22272249>onion doesn't fit with a barbecue meat sandwichyou are a fucking idiot
>>22272270I will put my entire hand inside you.
>>22272269Go on then, post your monthly onion consumption
>>22272275I have to scrub my armpits for like 2 minutes every day because they reek like onions and garlic. That's how much. It's in almost every meal I cook
>>22272279If you enjoy onion that much and can't imagine a place for it on a barbecue sandwich then you should stop eating BBQ sir
I don't eat food where i wasn't present for the entire preparation and cooking
>>22272208>giftedFuck off.
>>22272208ew that meat looks like tripe
>>22272405It's just shaved chicken bro
>>22272392What do you call it when someone gives you something?
that mac salad looks dope
>>22272279>almostthis guy's a phony
>>22272392?
>>22272528Getting my neghole pozzed. And you?
So, you fuck her yet? Post pix.
>>22272208Did she hear you moving in? Hopefully the floor isn’t thin. Also congrats on the new place!
>>22272218God damn I hate baby talking hipster retards like this
>>22272208Canned meat is not good for you. Just imagine how poor you must be to live around people who thinks this is food.
>>22273296Canned meat is more expensive than raw meat, retard. Why wouldn't it be, think about it for two seconds
>>22273293you’ve got it twisted. babies call it “mac”, a man whose been around the block once or twice takes a different approach.
>>22272208that's so cute, you gotta do shit for her now manshe made the first move, she must have a big heart
>>22272528Given. You have the root word right there, dummy. Gifted is a noun.
>>22273293Me too. Especially when they do it multiple times within a sentence.
>>22273717>Gifted is a noun.It's not but 'retard' is. I'm sure you hear it tossed your way quite often.
>>22272208I wouldn't eat it. You have no idea of the sanitary conditions of her kitchen or her adherence to proper food safety protocol.
>>22273760This, but just tell her it was good and return the favor if you know what I'm getting at. Wink.
