>>22272286
Freedom

>>22272286
Steak fries, the only logical choice.

>>22272286
No homefries?

>>22272286
Wedges.

hash browns

I dunno who came up with this ranking but waffle fries cannot be #1
I've had waffle fries maybe one time where I thought they were excellent. I think it was at Carl's Jr or maybe TGI Fridays. But every other time I've had them they were mediocre

>>22272286
Standard cut, garlic or some other tasty spice, double fried in beef tallow

curly and it's not even close

>>22272286
I guess I'd pick garlic, tater tots, standard, or shoestring. I like curly fries, cheese fries, and chili cheese fries, but they only work in specific circumstances.

I like everything on that pic except for tater tots. They're the only fried potato I don't like. Tots have always tasted funny to me. Don't know why. I love all other kinds of potatoes.

>>22272388
name a circumstance where curly fries don't work.

>>22272298
This.

Tots are my "hack" for easy hash browns to toss in with eggs and whatever

>>22272286
I'm so tired of people pretending like the answer is anything but waffle fries. Go to a chick fil a one time, dip waffle fries in their sauce and you will be redpilled for life.

>>22272404
They're normally too bulky and overseasoned. Still good, but less easy to grab one or two like you can with smaller fries.

>>22272416
that's exactly the reason I love them but to each their own. they're like crispy mashed potato bites.

>>22272415
i have done that many times and waffle fries are still bottom-tier
chick fila has some good items and their fries are not one of them

Maybe I've never had 'good' shoestring fries, since the local places that serve them always serve them cold, wet, and limp, but based on those experiences I'd take literally any fry other than that.

>>22272415
this guy gets it
>>22272434
this guy doesn't

I bet waffles fries would be quite good if properly parboiled and double fried to get them good and crispy.

>>22272415
waffle fries are a good vehicle for sauce and if you're a fat retarded slob that just wants to drink mayonnaise that's cool more power to you. but that doesn't make it a good fry, it makes it a good shovel.

>>22272445
That's the thing though is that they work really good as a shovel or a fry. They have a nice texture and they only just so happen to double as a good spoon for slop.

>>22272415
Sure but the cups for their sauces are way too small for dipping waffle fries

>>22272286
I'll go with curly fries since I have fond memories of them with Jack in the Box (especially when they're mixed with their standard fries), plus they taste great.

>>22272286
Curly. I'll make out with anyone who brings my fat ass some curly fries.

>>22272313
my least favorite variant
>>22272381
this. so much mother fricking this.

>>22272286
It kills me that a beer battered is not on the list. There is a rural pulled pork sandwich and burger shack by my house that does a double beer batter and it's the greatest fry I've ever eaten.

>>22272286
Cheese
Belgian
Waffle
Shoestring

>>22272440
>Maybe I've never had 'good' shoestring fries
You never will because there's no such thing. They're too thin to retain any heat and are just greasy shits as soon as they come out of the oil.

>>22272406
soggy, obese fries

>>22272541
>carbs dipped in carbs then fried in soy
Ask me how I know you're a hamgalaxy.

>>22272286
SMILEY POTATO TORNADO

>>22272286
The french fries.

>>22272415
their sauce is gross

also fries don't belong dipped in sauce. They only need seasoning that's dictated by your mood. Salt, tex mex, chilipepper

no sugar.

Fuck yourself, choke yourself

Shoe string no contest

>>22273087
>Being pretentious about peasant food
Lol, lmao even

>>22273087
it's fries you fucking freak. this annoying pretentious behavior works for something like a steak, but to be like this about fries is just fucking annoying.
eat a big pile of fries covered in chili and cheese and tell me how miserable you are.

>>22272286
Any of these can be cooked with minimum oil? I was thinking on grabbing those smashed potatoes cylinder shaped things you buy and sort of stir fried them. Bad idea?

you can indeed fry potatoes without deep frying them.

>>22273335
just bake them

My local burger joint makes some really good jalapeno cheese fries.

>>22272286
Either crinkle cut or tater tots.

>>22272313
Wedge Chad

>>22272313
Especially chicken fried with the poultry seasoning like some places do.

>>22272286
Wedges, preferrably with a crinkle texture. Crisped on the outside with char on the ridges, fluffy on the inside.