>says he's a restaurant owner>doesn't call appetizers "apps" and sandwiches "handhelds">no cool drink names, still allows people to order icky names like Sex on the Beach>no country night>no kids night>doesn't know who Tate McRae or Morgan Wallen are
No one says or wants this
>>22272461>>doesn't call appetizers "apps" and sandwiches "handhelds"
>>22272463You clearly aren't a man in his mid to late 30's living in a North American subdivision
>>22272464>burrito bowlHey now, there's nothing wrong with that
>>22272467>burrito but with the entire draw of the concept removed
>>22272461It's because he owns a hot dog stand
>>22272469Well what else are we supposed to call it? A taco bowl? Same complaint. It's just the fillings of a burrito but with more rice and beans to compensate for the lack of a tortillas wrapper AAAHHH
>>22272473I would call it a rice bowl but that ship has sailed. Anyway it's conceptually backward like deconstructing a sandwich into sepate piles of meat and cheese and bread. But if you enjoy it then go on and have it. pork bro$nan$.
>>22272475I just like Chipotle style rice bowls. Their burritos are too big and fall apart. Also worse for leftovers as a burrito than a bowl. I don't think there's anything soyboi about making burrito bowls at home. Super affordable and filling. Guess I'm going to die on that hill.
>>22272469you think the draw of a burrito is the fact that it's in a roll, and not the ingredients and flavours? ok.
>>22272478>>22272481I personally think a huge draw of a burrito is the flavor and texture of a toasted flour tortilla.
>>22272484Okay, I'll mark it on the menu as a "burrito bowl handheld"
>>22272487walking rice bowl*
>>22272493Why is it walking?
"shareables" is straight out of idiocracy.
>>22272461>isn’t business partners with a guy that shares an identical crazy dream
>well WE actually use FRESH ingredients>F R E S H>can anybody competing with us say that? i think not
>>22272461You forgot>doesn't call meats "proteins"
>>22272464Okay, you got me at burrito bowl and vodka sauce.Whats the fuckin' problem, pal?
However, I would eat at a pizza place that called every item 'za
>>22273177and you have to order it like that>"we'll have a large 'epperoni 'za please"
>>22273194Ay, Ton, fire up this man a 'room 'n 'chovy ' za, extra 'zella, aight?Mama Mia!
