When's the last time you burnt yourself or slipped while cooking at home?
>>22273147Last night.
My FIRST time using a brand new knife by a friend who was moving away I happened to cut my index finger right at the bottom of the knife when home alone. I bled out so bad running around looking for bandaids I thought it would be a good idea to use fucking DUCT TAPE as a bandaid. Blood loss retardation is real
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>>22273147Last night I cut chilis and then scratched my balls about half hour later
I don't really do the kind of cooking at home that would lend itself to accidents like that. I mostly save that for work. It used to be a yearly occurrence for me to cut the tip of one of my fingers off but I don't really drink liquor while cooking anymore
>>22273147lost 3 of my fingers back in ‘05. thought I was hot shit cutting up my apples with a hatchet.
>>22273162good thing God gave you ten
>>22273147Got a minor burn from boiling water a few months ago. It just spilled over my hand while I was draining pasta.I get burns from popping grease all the time, but those don't bother me so much any more. They're just part of cooking.
>>22273147>lunch time at work >work five minutes from home so go home for lunch>cook burger >cook it on pan>put lid on burger to help melt cheese>take off lid and place on counter>grab lid by the brim to move to sink>brim is covered in scalding hot burger grease>burn the fuck out of my hand>call work and say I burnt my hand and I cant come back
I dropped a block of cheese one time and cut my hand really bad with it. It was sharp cheddar.
>>22273147Few years ago at home; had just waxed the floor and I was wearing socks, almost wore bacon and eggs.
>>22273180
took the tip of my finger off with a lemon peeler at work two weeks ago. dime size slice from the very tip of my finger through half the nail. had to go to the ER. they packed it full of surgical foam (?) because it was still bleeding three hours later. cant post pictures because blue board
>>22273192Lol you went to the ER for that? Pussy
Last time I burned myself was the day after I ate a shitload of jalapenos
I've never had the "I burned my penis after cutting peppers" problem. I never even considered it until YouTubers kept talking about it.
>>22273190Alright but the real one i took a sayte pan out of a 450 oven set it on the range and then grabbed the handle with my bare hand. Entire palm blistered and the worst pain was my pinkie that went into the hole in the handle you hang the pan with. Actual cheese injury bonus story i was cleaning a flat top and a stuck on burnt cheese flake went about half an inch under my finger nail and got infected it was fucked.
>>22273222a shitload of jalapeños indeed
>>22273228I did that with unflavored hot sauce once. The stuff that's just pure capsaicin mixed with water. There's no way to tell it's on your fingers until you touch your mouth, eyes, nose, or cock.
I mixed xanax, alc, and weed, then went on to fry myself a few eggs.Woke up to a puddle of hot oil and the pan toppled over about a finger's length away from my face.Never did xanax again.
>burntSo you're all British?
Last week I was doing the dishes and for some reason I threw a large kitchen knife into the sink while my other hand was still in there cleaning stuff.
>>22273228Yeah nice fucking humblebrag, clark fuckin kent
I slipped and fell cock first directly into you're mothers cunt
>>22273560advanced comedy
>>22273147Went to cut up some really hard Parmesan cheese. Grabbed an old kitchen knife of my father's that I hadn't used in years. Sonofabitch he had turned that thing into a Gillette razor. I slipped and shaved a hard callus completely off my finger. I got really lucky it wasn't about a half a millimeter deeper.
>>22273560based chef mario batali
