I cannot stand small containers of mixed dip and vessels because either I have to stick to a strict predetermined amount of dipping per vessel or risk wasting/running out of dip
>>22276685what a 'tismo
Nothing ever happens if you ran out of either.
>>22276685running out of dip is truly the worst feeling in the world. I’ll just be staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong.
>>22276685I bet in a live action zoomer Cinderella the fairy godmother turns this into a glass slipper
>>22276685I fucking love pita chips
>>22276685This isn't a big problem if you have decent enough spatial awareness and adjust the amount you dip as you go.Even less of a problem if you eat them regularly and have basic pattern recognition capabilities.
>>22276729Except then I'm having to tailor my eating to the dip, which give me anxiety
>>22276685oh shit i have something like this too! mine's with charcuteries, i fucking hate when the parts are unequal and even more when they are not eaten in equal parts. i didn't actually know it was as bad as it was until i had friends over to watch a game and i served a charcuterie while i prepared the next appetizer. i walked back into the room and one of my friends was just eating the cheese and i asked what he was doing eating the cheese by itself. i told him he had to eat a bit of everything together, then we kept talking about it and that's how i found out i was the weird one in this scenario. i only make charcuteries for myself now, and if they host they only serve them to fuck with me. it's all in good fun, but i do experience a sense of dread and uneasiness when charcuterie constituents are not finished at an equal pace.
>>22276744Fuck it. Eat as much dip per vessel as you want. Running out doesn't matter because after all that dip your palate will enjoy a plain vessel .
>>22276685>try to not run out of dip>have extra dip when vessels run out
>>22276964this is the worst scenario. if you run out of dip, you are at least assured the caloric content of the remaining vessels. run out of vessels, the dip is inaccessible unless you breach dignity and use your fingers.
>>22276977Just grab a spoon.
>>22276875i prefer to mix in my palate freshening throughout, though this will often leave me with excess dip that i overload towards the end
i love buffalo chicken dip because there’s always a lot of it
>>22276685Use a minimal out of dip per item then lock the rest out with your tongue. As a bonus it's also a good way to practice cunnilingus
>>22277200>cunnilingusoh honey OP isn't doing that
I'll start dipping, then when I only have enough for one more, I eat all but the last chip plain, finishing off both at once regardless
>>22277200Is the physical motion of attempting to scoop a gelled liquid out of a cup performed during said act?I was under the impression much of the action was on the surface.
>>22276806Your complaint wasn't weird, but your spergy reason was. That fuckhead shouldn't be hogging all the cheese cause other people maybe wanna have some too
>>22278534Maybe you should get on your knees bitch you know what to do I've got some dip for you here is my chip bitch I will fucking cripple you with my sauce you will never walk again bitch
