Say something nice about my girlfriend's cooking
>>22276773based ranch gf
>chunks of ‘uke’ in the tza’ngmi
>>22276773would eat and then perform an act of admiration on her.
>>22276773no dice kiddo. she made one fatal mistake: didn’t shred the chicken
>>22276773She must be very pretty if that's how she cooks. Congrats.
>>22276773Her butthole must smell amazing
>>22276773Not bad. Give her a good pounding to show her your appreciation. Hopefully this will motivate her to cook more often.
>>22276773I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your cooking.
>>22276773I hope she's cute, cause that mess needs a hazardous waste sign.
>>22276773I'd cram it
why? that's your job
>>22276773Not enough salad and it's under dressed. The vegetables are undercooked and there aren't enough. The bread was toasted too long. Meat looks a bit dry. Cucumber in the tzatziki is way too large. 6/10 for effort but with a little more work it could have been great. Do better.
It looks very low effort. Maybe she could contrue my comment in a positive manner.
>>22276773looks decent. is she brown? what does her butthole smell like>>22276788>>tza'it's 'iki retard
>>22276902the white people in my area call it tajeeky sauce
>>22276773Your GF should cook for me and show me her anus.
>>22276773That's a crime against tziki, absolutely evil.>this is a nice comment because women love criminals
>>22276773The meat needs much more oregano and thyme. I'd also use raw onions instead. Also in much larger quantities. I'd also add some lettuce to add some freshness. Not traditional but also great: Cabbage salad for moisture and some bite.
>>22276781god i hope it's actually tzatziki
>>22276773where did you find this so-called "girlfriend"?
Its amazing how women spent the whole of history in domestic servitude and yet they still cant cook
>>22277883they're a dollar a dozen at the wallgreens are you really not on this yet
>>22277876Doesn't look thick enough to be proper tzatziki.
>>22278091it's op's cum because she walked in and her boob were out hubba hubba
>>22276773I'd keep her around. I can tell she might be a bit unskilled she might make out to be a great doner maker.
>>22276773How does her boyfriend react to you eating those
At least she tried.
>>22276773The potatoes unironically look quite nice and i think the plate is kinda kewl
>>22278290>she might make out to be a great doner makerthere are two ways you can interpret this
