why isn't /ck/ eating their chia pudding? it's tastes so good and it's good for you too.
>>22277457Cause I haven't eaten my meat
>>22277457>causes kidney stones>blood thinner>lowers blood pressure>increases risk of hypoglycemia (low blood sugar)b...but... it's a SUPER food. no it isn't.and it isn't a pudding either.marketing babble on a par with MacDonald's, Coca-Cola, you vill eat ze bugs and beyond burgers.
>>22277554Seek help and get off twitter
>>22277457My doctor said I should start eating chia pudding regularly after he wouldn't stop harassing me about how I poop only once per week (apparently I'm supposed to shit twice every day??) so can someone redpill me on this slop? Is this another pharmaceutical scam? The doc is Indian (not my choice) so I'm pretty sure it's a lie.
>>22277591It’s low calorie fiber with bonus omega-3. It’s not some unknowable mystery.
>>22277617It's not a useful form of omega-3.>>22277591It's ok. I make peanut and chocolate chia pudding but I don't eat it every day. Just now and then. Chia seeds can be annoying if you're not careful with them. Think of glitter, the herpes of the craft world, but as little black specs. When gelled that's not a problem but before that, they are nasty little devils if you get them on anything.
>>22277640It still has limited usefulness, not completely inert, and that anon could probably use all the help he can get
>>22277662That's like the advice to drink cold water to burn calories for weight loss. It's something that's true but effectively worthless since the amount is so tiny.
>>22277666The main point is fiber, hence why I said the omega 3s were ‘bonus’.
>>22277554you're not going to develop hypoglycemia because you ate chia pudding
>>22277640>It's not a useful form of omega-3.It's ALA omega 3 which is still good for you, it just converts poorly to EPA/DHA which you should still try to get elsewhere.
>>22277554This nigga afraid of a seed hahahhaa
>>22277721This rusky gobbles down whatever garbage big corp shovels down his ugly mug hahahahaaa
>>22277457Eating pets is thirdie-tier.
>>22277728Hahahaha big chia seed made me do it bro
>>22277457I bought chia seeds once and they were so fucking disgusting i decided to plant them as a houseplant instead and they didn't sprout so I threw them into the trash
>blocks your path