Real /ck/ edition
>>22277620i like puff pastry just showing up like thats something most doomscrolling normalfags know how to make
>>22277612I should etc
>>22277635Why not use a spoon?
>>2227763199% of people cooking with puff pastry buy it premade.
>>22277642saar why use when spoon when god give ten fingers?
>>22277645
why have an empty jar in the middle
>>22277660to make sure there's space for the dip
>>22277624>Zoomer hair cut One of the best indicators for who you can and don't have to take seriously
>>22277635>>22277642I can understand eating rice and saucy stuff with your hands if you've got something like naan, injera bread, or a tortilla to scoop it up. That's my favorite way to eat Mexican food. it also shouldn't bother me as much as it does, because who fucking cares at the end of the day, but it does bother me. it grosses me out every time I see it. I like to consider myself "not racist" too but man. get it together. there's no reason to live like this. join us in the 21st century with our advanced fork technology.
>>22277764Shit, meant to reply to this one too >>22277645
Contributing to delicious threadI love the OC posts on this board, but I like the webm threads too, gives me a lot of cool ideas.
>>22277974they always look exactly how you think they'd look.
>>22278009How do you imagine the cuck looks? And for the pizza it looks pretty good but the husband should get three slices and the cuck should get two.
>>22278012The husband is the cuck, dumb ass.
>>22278016No he's not. Not in a polyamorous relationship. The non-husband is the cuck in polyamorous relationships. Especially this video. The guy takes another mans wife out for dinner, pays for it, and she goes home to her husband. The other guy is a john.
>>22277764then they won't be able to flavor the rice with the poo scuzz on their hands.
>>22278023>Not in a polyamorous relationshipyou don't get to make shit up and think it makes sense.it's why all trannies are just crossdressers in denial.his ring, his pussy.end of discussion.
>>22277764That's not how Indians actually eat with their hands. They're more careful and cleaner. That video looks like a food eating competition. Tons of Western food eating challengers shovel food in their mouths with their hands like that too.
>>22278053the 'indian table etiquette' video is also just a joke/ragebait
>>22278067It can't be ragebait if it's 100% true.
>>22278082Utter aryan beasts partaking in the hunt. Stay mad timmies.
>>22278009I do know a poly couple and they actually do look just like this.
>>22278038>his ring, his pussyExactly. That's what makes him not the cuck in that situation. He's got another man paying for his wife's dinner and a few slices for himself. The other guy is a cuck and a john while the husband is basically pimping out his wife for pizza. The husband is in the dominant position in this situation.
>>22278082Pani puri (last clip) has always seemed so strange to me.How wet the filling is, how the entire thing turns soggy in seconds. Why bother?
>>22278265Or Indians are just fucking retarded.
>>22277608looks like shit just make a real pizza you fucking mexicans
>>22278053>Western food eating challengerscompared to>Indians eating normally
>>22277652That's the most unsettling deformity I've seen in a while, I hate the way he waggles his floppy fingers. But he's quire dexterous nonetheless. Good for him.
>>22277652Sometimes I make myself laugh imagining someone like this walking around with a huge boner, pointing at it with his stumps and asking passersby "Please? Please?"
>>22277974>The pizza is an analogy for her p*ssyTaking home the leftovers for her husband lmao
>>22277683How long would it take this dude eat a slice of this >>22277624
>>22278265>I assume it has to be pretty good for it to still exist and be extremely popularthat's literally how retards think.taylor swift isn't still around and popular because it's good music.it's around an d popular because it's easily off-loadable drivel.same thing with starbucks, mcdonald's, and pro wrestling.
>>22278053don't defend wrong cultures.
>>22278120what part of "end of discussion" did you not understand, faggot?
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>>22278776>panipuri isn't musicoh, anon...you can't into metaphor and comparison, can you?
the other webm thread was 100x better than this shit what the fuck
>>22279070The other started off topic and was shit from the beginning. This one became off topic because people posted indians and cucks. So while both are shit now, this one at least started off better.
>>22279070>furiously seethinglmao
>>22277618>seafood with cheese
>>22277612Whoa we got the opposite of bonny blue here
>>22279179>oysters Rockefeller>tuna melt>shrimp and feta saganaki>lobster mac n cheese>salmon and cream cheese sushi
>>22279174me tryina not get burned, stabbed, or doused in flammable liquids
>>22279070>>22279086Should I commence the chinktoks?
>>22279192>filet o fish
>>22278120>letting some guy fuck your wife in exchange for a cold slice is some alpha dom pimp shit>the guy eating hot pizza fresh out of your wife's box is the cuckold because he paid bizarro world cuck- I mean, "poly" logic that's the type of bullshit non monogamous women tell their harem of orbiters and potential partners it seems to be working
>>22277612Man, I’m glad the donut shop i worked in had filling machines. The filling was shitty and not made in house tho
>>22279689is anything made inhouse anywhere these days?
>>22278745Why are you responding>>22279671You can assume they had sex but that’s not what is presented to us. If we go off the video, she just has dinner and brings home leftovers
>>22279701The donuts were, along with the icing. Just not the fruit or cream fillings
>>22278265Its not, its fucking terrible and i will never understand its appeal.Its semi sweet green water with some spices in it put inside a cracker.
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>>22278053Yeah in day to day life they shove half their hands into their mouths to slurp the food off and then dip that now drool covered hand back into the communal slop bowl. It's actually even grosser when theyre not doing competitive eating.
>>22277612>Hypergamy.gif
>>22278120They hate you because you speak the truth
>>22277974>Good pizza>Nice home>Sexy gfYou mock, but he mogs all of this board...
>>22279148How?
>>22280035Sexy? You have shit taste in women. I bet you're a jeet
>>22278120My wife pimps me out for fried chicken
>>22279958how do you guys have such in depth knowledge of day to day life in india? inb4 >webms on 4chan dot org
Does anyone have the webm of some dude that was preparing a smoked cocktail i believe? Was frequently posted here years ago.
>>22280285this one?
>>22280331>took two days to make dessert>didn't make dinner
>>22277683Ngl I do that sometimes of the pizza is too greasy
>>22279168The way Jack looks back at the camera like he just did a naughty thing. Today Jack lacks the cognition to be so aware. 4 strikes took his mind and it's no longer funny to watch. All my lolcows are dying.
>>22280311Yes, thank you!
>>22279704You're saying she opened up her marriage so she could go on platonic dates with other men? Pimping implies sex, is the husband a pimp or not? Get your story straight
>>22280667Pimping doesn't imply sex. Especially not in this context. What else would you call a husband who permits his wife to go on dinner dates with other men for free food other than a pimp? A wife loaner? A wife renter?
pimping absolutely implies sex
>>22277620Just made this tonight. The cream cheese mixture turned out thicker than expected, but otherwise it was really good.
>>22281013okay pimp, you do you. how was the cold slice of pizza?
>>22281013That's retarded, pumping definitely implies sex>>22280667I'm going off the video, I don't see anything about pimping. A date without sex isn't platonic either, what? Be honest, do even most of your dates end with sex?
>>22281125>pumping implies sexI agree. However pimping your wife out for 'za and social interaction with another man does not imply sex.
>>22281063somewhat lumpy but looks good!
>>22278053LoL. Come on dude, this Is not anyone here first rodeo on the internet. We all have seem even WORSE videos of indians eating
>>22279148>That poor kid right beside Egg King, getting absolutely no business and hating his lifeGets me everytime
>>22280331>While not native, coconuts have been cultivated in the southernmost parts of China (such as Hainan Province, southern Yunnan, and parts of Guangdong) for over 2,000 years, with Hainan accounting for roughly 99% of Chinese coconut productionCool
>>22277974Two men out there are miserable enough to fuck that thing. Damn.
>>22278023As an actual cuck raising another man's child I am telling you that you're wrong.The husband is definitely the cuck here.
>>22281791I like a man with big forearms and big hands
>>22277652Buffalo retard wings
>>22277652hey crabman
>>22281369That's his son, the shacks are connected through the back, and the kid isn't supposed to be cooking shit, as there is no equipment in his bay
>>22281320Yeah the salmon portions were not symmetrical at all and I wasn't going to waste any by trimming it.
>>22280035>Sexy gf
>>22277624There are more videos of this guy and his wife being gross hogs eating more disgusting foods. I would make webm of them if I had the will.
>>22280331Asians just can not into desserts.
>>22277624what do you think the sauce is? pepperoni oil and ranch? mayo? aioli?
>>22277624>>22283646The pizza is called the "Swine Fighter" Sicilian Pizza from Tony Boloney's in NJ, and the sauce is their in-house buttermilk ranch which when mixed up is called "pepperoni grease ranch" drizzle.
>>22283717yum microplastics
>>22277612i think this is what russell brand got 10 years for
>>22283770this person is an asshole and these are animal abuse videos. they really shouldn't be allowed. i hate how major social media sites seem to not only allow this but pay for this content and somehow claim there's nothing wrong with it.
>>22283770So fucking creepy
>>22283774>>22283920I opened it long enough to see the live chicken and then immediately closed it. I really hate the animal abuse videos of live animals being cooked or slaughtered. They're freely posted without consequence too which is even more disturbing. I dont click on any vids with an Asian person in the thumbnail anymore unless I recognize the cook or other anons comment and confirm it isn't just animal torture. Why is this content allowed to be posted?
>>22283789Is that salt? Why does he put the steak in the one place on the pan with no butter?!
>>22277614FUCKING WARZONE
>>22283935>>22283774>cooking animals to eat is abuse and I need big daddy gubbermint to censor things that make me sadShut up, faggot. Go fuck a chicken if you love them so much.
>>22283774>>22283935its faggots like you that ruined the internet.
>>22281796Lol what
>>22283945You don't need to slap it around and start pulling feathers out while it's still alive for social media content. I know you're likely just trolling but if not then you're stupid.
>>22283940Yes. His brother told him he could "fry" steak in salt.
>>22283945The feather plucking before death and cooking alive is the abuse part. I think you know that, you just want to be an obtuse faggot>>22283946>>22283978No, you freaks need to be segregated away from the actual humans on the Internet
>>22284033You're responding to people [Not me] that think every foid who loves dogs wants to fuck em. Even doomers aren't this fucked
>>22284045Fuggggg
>>22284045>Asian in thumbnail Nope. Not clicking. They're probably cooking animals live.
>>22280311Who is Martinez? And why does his drink need so much effort put into his drink?
>>22283940>Why does he put the steak in the one place on the pan with no butter?!It's the center. That's it.
>>22284045Wait, I thought you, with the chinktoks of the kids cooking, were also the one with the animal videos. Remember reading that not too long ago.
>>22277612Reminds me of catholic school.
