>ruins your burger
I can't believe big americans can be ruined by a single tomato slice
>>22278504>improves your burger
>>22278504replace with iceberg lettuce and it >completes your burger
>>22278504Speak for yourself. I often want those on my burger. Sometimes not. Depends.
I like to make my burgers into seekh kebab shape so that I can eat them in wraps with /more/ vegetables on it (and a lesser chance of said vegetables causing the whole thing to fall apart). Just season the meat, sausage-shape it, cook, put on a large wheat tortilla slathered with mayonnaise add cooked sausageburger, top with cheese, add wedged tomato and onion, shredded lettuce and some pickled cuke (also bacon, if so inclined) and wrap that shit.
just peel the tomato off and throw it in the trashez
I'll ruin your trachea when I rape you in your throat you tasteless niggerfaggot
>>22278558ur peepee 2 smol to do thattiny tiny tiny
>>22278558You won't even reach the uvula
>>22278504Good tomato elevates it. Shit tomato that has no flavour and just makes the burger cold and wet on the otherhand...
>>22278504Finally a man with some God damned sense around here. I'm sick and fucking tired of ordering a burger and having to go "yeah, could I get that with no lettuce, onions, tomatoes, pickles" just fucking put that shit to the side and let the fags who enjoy that shit put it in the burger themselves.
>>22278558You're a small guy
>>22278504
>>22278593For you
>>22278511lettuce with actual flavor is way better
>>22278504>perfects your burger
>ruins your board with cancerous childish palette threads
>>22278504>Finally a man with some God damned sense around here. I'm sick and fucking tired of ordering a burger and having to go "yeah, could I get that with no lettuce, onions, tomatoes, pickles" just fucking put that shit to the side and let the fags who enjoy that shit put it in the burger themselves.
Raw baby spinach improves a burger and adds a layer of flavor where lettuce doesn't
>>22278693Bacon is always so shit on burgers. I like bacon but its always so tough and chewy and you just rip it right off the burger when you try to eat it.
>>22278786Use thinly sliced bacon which tears more easily. It's what lower tier fast food chains do for their bacon burgers.Or if it's thicker bacon, finely shred or chop it before applying as a topping
>>22278796The butcher shop down the street from me sells ground beef with bacon bits already evenly distributed throughout the meat for this purpose.
>>22278693>t. never actually tasted hellman's shityonaise
>>22278504Naw
>>22278662A RAM stick died for this.
>>22278841that's not what I use I just needed a picture of mayonnaise and that was the first one I saw that had a white background.
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@22278753>I have no argument and I must seethe
>>22278504ketchup is made of tomatoes but nobody has ever dipped a tomato in ketchup.really makes you think
@22278978"Lol"
>>22278504>ruinsMost likely because of a few errors:1. Tomatoes were refrigerated, which is FORBIDDEN as it permanently changes the texture and flavor2. Tomatoes MUST be salted, each slice, prior to adding to the burger3. Lettuce wasn't spun dry, and thus the film of moisture does weird things to the Fats from the patty and mayonnaise.Having said that, sometimes I do like a simple burger with just the bun + patty and pickles + dressing.
>>22278693>mayo on burgersamericans must be eradicated
A burger should either be classic cheeseburger or one with the lot. There are no in between.
>>22279184Kill yourself, obsessed faggot
>>22279184The mayo goes on the bun, not directly on the burger patty. But yes.
>>22279205Good thing the ants got to eat it.
Not true. They add a little fun to the otherwise serious and boring flavor. However too many pickles can add a bit too much fun and ruin it lol.
>>22279439What is a "serious" flavor? How would you define it in something else besides a burger?
>>22278592underrated post
>>22279205Here me out>sauteed onions and mushrooms, cooked in the fat from the beef patty>swiss cheese melted over the patty>blue cheese dressing on the bun
>>22278504For me its, lettuce, onions, pickle, tomato, cheddar cheese, and a tiny bit of ketchup and mustard.Or it's bbq sauce, onion rings, cheddar cheese, jalapeno, and maybe bacon.
>>22278558Based ivan the poker
How come I can make my sandwich at any sandwich shop starting with the bread but the burger is premade. Burger should be meat and bun, then names for bltburger and shit
>>22278504Don't buy the cheapest freaking tomatoes you can find. Cheap tomatoes are supposed to be processed into ketchups (or something), with tons of sweeteners and spices.Tomatoes suitable for direct human consumption cost 2-3 times as much, that's how it is.
most burgers are ruined by produce, but smashburgerfags have a point (put the 2nd smash burger on top to squish the vegetable)
>>22281621>blue cheese dressingCome on man.The BURGER is the star of the show.The BURGER flavor must be the focus.Blue cheese is so overpowering and inappropriate.Your first two items are spot on, however.
>>22283549not him i'm from /b/ just browsingblue cheese just rules and is the only thing we should be eating. but if you do that, the price will go up, don't do that
>>22283578>blue cheese just rules and is the only thing we should be eating.Eat a salad then dude.Don't adulterate the Burger with it.
>>22278504Well yeah, you’re using American tomatoes. Use real tomatoes.
>>22283885>EuropeanDont you mean muslim tomatoes?
>>22283919My country has never elected one to office. Yours has elected several, including your presidency.
>>22283923no wonder it's third worldish
>>22283923>>22283937>my country is so much better than yours cope and seethegrow up and stop being faggots
>>22283939mind your own business shit head
>>22283923Enjoy the rape gangs and curry.
>>22283923pedo defenders didn't like this trvke kek
Lettuce gives a nice crunch but raw tomato just tastes like dirty water to me
>>22282281Based I also enjoy these burger combinations
>>22284094See >>22283885Tomatoes (real) have a sweet and tart flavor profile.
>eating something other than tendies and choccy milk ISHYGDDT
does anyone else here fuck their burgers? i mean i don't i just want to know if someone else, (not me) does.
>>22281621shroomgers are so underrated how could you not fall in love with all that YOUMOMMY
Mmm yum raw tomato that's exactly what I want on my burger yum yum
>bitching about butter lettuceretard opinion
>>22279184Says a europoor or Aussiepoor who puts sauce on his burgers
>>22283549Entrecôte au Roquefort
>>22283549
>>22284443>Entrecôte au RoquefortAgain, we are faced with the same paradigm.The Ribeye's flavor stands on its own.Masking this premium cut with an overpowering cheese makes no sense to me.To each their own.
youre given a medrare ribeye with sides of mashed potatoes and asparagus. you MUST eat the steak with one of either:>bleu cheese (any form)>horseradish (any form)what do you choose?
>>22284480Blue cheese because horseradish is the devil's own spunk.
>>22284480a good blue cheese can't be beat, but i've had terrible blue cheesehorseradish hits the same errytime
>>22283885This is more a difference in ripeness than what continent they're from. Tomatoes in OP pic are not like the ones on the left, they're at an in between stage
>>22278504Glad you can't enjoy it you sound insufferable.
>>22278821I've tried this, it's the most retarded idea ever. The whole point of bacon is to add a contrasting texture. Bacon bits cooked inside beef are just mush adding a tiny bit of salt. Bacon is supposed to be crunchy, you have to make it yourself no fast food place is going to do it right they just don't care.
>>22278504What about rucola on burgers?
>>22284954It's called arugula or "rocket" by most English speakers. Yes it's good that way
