Why is Slavic food so cozy bros?
>>22278868it's basic, non-offensive and fills you up
>>22278868Oh! Are those just raw garlic cloves that you eat along with the bread and cheese??
>>22278893>charcuterie board:|>charcuterie board, slavic :O
>>22278893>obsessed
>>22278868What's the deal with slavs and HoMM3?Basically every slav I've met plays the game on and off.
>>22278868>mastika in the winter>all that white cheese without any vegetables to balance the saltiness (garlic doesn't work for this) or at least lyutenitza, or AT LEAST more breadwhat the fuck is thisdisgusting
>>22278868You can see the poverty in the background>>22278884Poors eat random shit for no reason
>>22278893Look at this poverty cope. You can't afford real food.
>>22278893>Drinking beef tallowIf only. I think you mean seed oils
>>22278868It isn't, it's just that Slavia is so bleak and depressing that anything would look cozy when juxtaposed against that background.
>>22278904I think most of them were computer gameras in the 90s whereas elsewhere there was a mix of console and computer gamers. Almost every PC gamer in the 90s played HoMM 2 and 3 which means every slav who was gaming then played 2 and 3. 3 is far superior so it became the default one.
>>22278868Nothing cozy about raw garlic cloves. I ate one once on a lark and I could still taste it for about a week afterwards.Also you've already made this thread like 10+ times.
>>22278868I'm Slavic and I hate Slavic food, it tastes bad, is not great for you and it looks offensive
>>22278875It is definitely offensive lmaoReminds me of polish food
>>22278868green onion is better for this kind of dish than raw garlic>t. knower
>>22279263It IS Polish food. Polemen are the original slavs
>>22279249I do it all the time when I'm cooking something with garlic, but my ancestors were vampire hunters.
>>22279271Really? Like I know every culture has their poverty food but Polish food is so much more poverty that I don’t know how to describe it. Like I don’t even know what makes it extra poverty tier and if you ask me, I don’t even know how to answer. Like what, flour, potatoes? Bacon? Like nothing sounds bad but every picture of polish food offends me. It so nasty and makes me think russians. Like just words cannot describe it. It is like stepping into a cold wet puddle and when you pull your foot out, you are soaked to your knees with ice and mud stuck on you. Idk.
>>22279330What? Pierogi are awesome. It's frozen hellhole food, but it is absolutely genius.Also Poland has the best pork in Europe.
>>22278868>Slavic>FoodYou mean all the starving? There's a lot of starving.
>>22279536I don’t want to hear anything about Poland. Makes me depressed. Pierogies reek of poverty and ice cubes and grey skies.
>>22279030>You can see the poverty in the backgroundno you cant unless your idea of poverty is wood which is retarded
>>22278904HoMM is good, though. Slavs apparently have decent taste in video games.
>>22279603So why hasn't the gardener tidied it up along with the old paint cans?
ladies & gents, presenting the worst dish in the entire world, Slavic edition!
I think I'm like 25% russian, no connection to it really. Saw these smoked mackerel, boiled potatoe w dill, raw onion and pickle boards on my feed. With vodka. The ASIAN WOMEN are saying shit like "youve met me at a very russian time in my life". I think this is huge as a general white person who's cooking ability has been coopted by a weeb algorithm. My father gets annoyed I make so much Asian food. We were supposed to have plate mentioned + vodka this weekend but I fucked up by being tired and lazy. Making Salisbury steaks tomorrow/today. Will dream of smoked mackerel tn.
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>>22280307In Poland we call the pigeons and they're delicious. Maybe you're preparing them wrong. I can give you tips on the correct spice proportions if you need help.
>>22281357Oh shit, wtf is that?? I don't want to alarm you, op, but there's a ghost in a traditional Slavic tracksuit!!
>>22279030>You can seeA cleared yard and a bunch of construction lumber.I also see the windows are nailed in with screws so to not be opened from the outside. I can see the fence posts have been overtaken by brush.Basic logic suggests it's an old house/villa that has not been lived in for a long time, that anon has recently aqcuired and is i nthe process of repairing.
>>22281435>its only temporarynobody is renovating that building and it looks cold and drafty as hell. instead of a space heater or wood stove, he has a bottle of liquor. the picture is depressing
>>22279011>>all that white cheese without any vegetables to balance the saltiness (garlic doesn't work for this) This, you need those oval red onions, as a side dish, if you're eating hard salty cheese.
>>22278868>plain white bread>fucking raw garlic>vodka>90 year old windows that dont hold temperature No wonder slavs always sound so angry
>>22281770It's not vodka, it's Mastika. It's aniseed infused grain alcohol. Delicious.
>>22281359Id be interested in learning, please share
Bruh where are the pickles
