>We're falling off...>Quick let's just do another overpriced boring collab
Funny even the robber barons of the late 1800s-early 1900s could tolerate the arcane notion of lowering their prices when the situation called for it
>>22278916That was last year, anon. Now that they've noticed the failure of the big arch and the success of the new McValue menu and deals, they are planning on bringing in more. The $5 and $6 meal deals are "industry stand outs" that brought back loyal customers while costing less than meals of their competitors.
I hope they are doing a collab with BLACKED.com
>>22278916was just about to go there but one of the deals didn't work and they didn't let me use my points without starting back from the beginning so I just uninstalled the app
>>22279051Reinstall the app on your iphone duo and go
>>22278916Can't even afford to buy groceries who has time or money for this gmo 3d printed slop
>>22279043How long have you been lurking/posting here, anon? Planning on not coming back here any time soon? Makes you think I'll bet.
>>22279043They even have a category called "super users" which consists of customers who go to McDonald's multiple times a day. I'm embarrassed to say, I have gone for a coffee and a biscuit in the morning before work and drove through on the way home for dinner.
>>22278916aaaaaaaaaaand it worked, thank you suckers, see you next time
They're falling off because:>the food has gotten way too expensive for what it is>the social media addicted generation are obsessed with status, and McDonalds is seen as "low class">regarding the above, the same status obsessed people are also hyper obsessed with their self image, and it's common knowledge now that McDonalds is terrible for you and leads to gaining weight/bloating/etc.Other than price, these aren't things McDonalds has any control over. If anything they'll probably increase their prices even more and do another McCafe type of rebrand to make McDonalds seem more upscale.
We need Ronald McDonald in Fortnite
>>22279309I can do McDonald’s for breakfast or lunch, but just the thought of ending my day with McDonald’s for dinner depresses me
>>22279309Keep instant coffee and a spoon in your car and then drive up and ask for a cup of hot water. They'll give you the hot water for free and you can even skip in line for the hot water since you're not ordering anything.
bring back the yuurinchi chicken
>>22278987Robber barons didn't have MBA degrees.
>>22279845goddamn that's trashy
>>22279039Nobody wants your fucking meal deals, McShill. Meal deals exist for YOU to pair low value items I do not want with the items I actually do want. Then you shave a dollar off the total cost of the fries I didn’t even want and tell me I’m getting a deal. It’s not a deal when I get shit I don’t want and the stuff I do want is still priced ludicrously for the shitty slop it is.This “meal deal” shit is never going to save any of your stupid asses.
>>22279970Sex with the one on the right
>>22280103Yeah and sitting in line paying 18 dollars for a big mac combo isn't? I know exactly what kind of person you are.
>>22279824Wendy Jack the King and Ronald would actually be fucking sick in Fortnite
>>22278916>collab sauceI hate America so much. At least other countries get something new to eat
>>22281006This. Or they just bring back the McRib, like was anyone even asking for it?>US: "Hey, it's the McRib again!" >Japan: "So hey, you want some Teriyaki?" >UK: "So here's some stuff you might not usually get here, want a McExtreme?"
>>22279045MACKED
>>22281288wtf the mcextreme sounds GOOD
>>22282969>Two 100% British and Irish beef patties, bacon, slivered onions, cheese slices and a baconnaise sauce, all in a toasted glazed sesame seed bun.Would try it if I was in the UK.
I bit into the chicken and it was weird and stringy.When your chicken somehow taste more sus than the alley cat served at "dragon garden", you know you're beyond getting back on.
What're you gonna do?Eat at Burger King?
>>22281006Same with every chain.They're all headquartered in the US, and the US gets the most poorly run, perpetually out of everything franchises of them all.
