Bacon (real bacon, not American streaky bacon), sausage, egg, relish, and brown sauce. With potatoes and ketchup and more brown sauce.
Bosh
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>>22279096Too much meat and salt and fat and grease
These bong posts are getting way out of hand. Why aren't Ofcom getting off their fat arses and banning them from this website? If any mods are reading, please consider complete geographical ban on all UK IP addresses.
>euro style bacon :/
>>22279096Why is everything in that picture brown?
>>22279206Welcome to “Great” britain
>>22279208"Great" refers to the largest landmass of the British isles. So you're saying there's a geographical reason for the colour of the food? Please explain yourself.
>>22279096>real bacon, not American streaky bacon
>>22279096>streaky baconfuck you>>22279102>boshfuck you too>>22279276pervert incel
It's just bacon. Never call it "streaky", because that does not make any sense. What's a fucking 'streak' in terms of bacon? See? You can't justify it.
>>22279369How do you post non-"literally"? You are dumb and you like "art" for little Asian children. You will never be laid even once. And you're okay with that. You retreat into your cartoon fantasy world. Sad.
>>22279096the fuk is that harry potter sauce?
>tfw cat guy, 9/11 truther and tranime disliker
>>22279410I'm not on your side btw weeb
proppa. lush.
>22279418don't reply to me ever again
>>22279410You like Trump AND anime?? You're doomed.
>>22279096>real bacon, not American streaky baconholy shit, WTF happened to bacon? It's all water infused lard with bits of "meat", all for $$$+ per pound.... It doesn't even really cook up like it used too.
>>22279502Nothing about your incel image is pertaining to any of this. You'll never fuck a half-cat cartoon who loves MAGA. You may as well just end it. You live in a fantasy.
"American Bacon" is really the only kind of bacon. Anything else is just ham. Sorry. I don't make the rules.
if i ever see single men eating at the bar and taking pics of their phone, im gonna assume theyre a ckigger
>>22279790I keep a camera on me to take pics of my phone.
>>22279102I can't even tell from the context what 'bosh' is supposed to mean. Is it 'cheers'? 'Congratulations'? 'Huzzah'?
>>22279817it's the sound of a man satisfied by his meal. I wouldn't expect you to recognise it.
>>22279882>recogniselol, you're Eurotrash. And of course you are. As no self-respecting American would post "bosh". Also, someone posted it AT the OP, so your gay definition doesn't apply. No one has ever uttered 'bosh' anywhere. You just made it up and you're trying to make it a thing on 4chan. I tried looking it up. It's not out there.Fucking faggot.
American bacon is the only bacon.
>>22279096>sausagewhat sausage?>brown sauceWhat is that supposed to be?>RelishWhat kind of relish?Honestly youre a fucking retard. British people cant even name proper food items because their shit is the same corporatised generic slop as american "food" but somehow even worse.
>>22279945
>>22279952Brown sauce is A-1 steak sauce with lots of sugar added. Which makes it seem like it'd be an American thing, but no. The British are well known for their candy consumption, so it would follow that their products are inundated with extra sugar.
>>22279222Miserable weather = miserable people = miserable food.
>>22279364
>>22279364They have a high mutational load, they eat hormone disrupting slop and are most likely infeated with toxoplasmosis. Cat lovers are genetically defective, socially rejected, parasitically infected idiots.
>>22279974
>>22279096>Americans already seething in the replies at an actual breakfast sandwich
>>22279222British food's greatest external influence is unironically the roman empire
Attention bongs, leafs, and eurostanis:“Bacon” is the cured belly of a pig carcass. Anything other than that is an addition of other meat cuts or complete misnomer.That is all.
>>22280127>BaconActually means 'Back meat' It's the Americans who live under the illusion that it means pork belly, just look at the americans seething in this thread that the world has operated far longer than their ex-colony.
>>22279957>Brown sauce is A-1 steak sauce with lots of sugar added.It has a completely different flavor than what you describe. People only compare brown sauce to A1 because the HP bottle is square and tall, it's beyond stupid.
>>22279096Never really went for Bri*ish Cuisine but I'd probably fuck that up if I was drunk or something
>>22279295"streak" refers to the streaks of fat
>>22279096what a forlorn nation
>>22279152That would only benefit the UK.This "website" is full of racist beta males who have yet to grow up.
>>22279206I'm sorry your color recognition is so low.
>>22279506>it's hayum, ah don' uhnduhstayand what bacon iyuz god dayum big black cocks
>>22281517>Censoring British >>>/reddit/
>>22279817Its the English low life equivalent of Izzat.
>>22281678looks good to me
>>22279096Too fancy presentation, though. Lose the toothpicks
>>22279096Bish bosh
>>22279096Hewlett-Packard sauce?
>>22283226Houses of Parliament
>>22279222>the British isles