>double boiled wieners >heavy mayo only>eating on the floorThe fuck is wrong you?
>>22279270Hello mate im thinking about having a hot dog night meself, how should I go about it?
double dongs.... delicious
>>22279279Nta but you should do a shallow beer boil.Top with relish, ketchup, and some mayo.Side of chips if good too, maybe salt and vinegar or jalapeño.Or go crazy and make something like a mac dawg
>>22279262Come on man just flat out kill yourself.
>>22279292I would eat that!
>>22279297Lots of homos would.
>>22279292Would eat
>>22279306I’m no homo, i have big tiddy gf
>>22279262>>22279292God bless
>>22279314I despise huge tits
>>22279319Big tiddiness is next to godliness
>>22279279Get good quality dogsGet some nice bunsFry up some onionsFry the dogsToast buns in panDeposit dog and onions in bun with your preferred mustard Wa la
>>22279314>i have big tiddy gfIt' OK nowadays to say she's fat and you're stupid. Enjoy.
>>22279314
>>22279270twinlongers with white creme on the shag >Indubitably
>>22279262bosh*
>>22279314Who spends ANY time looking at their shits??
>>22279365That's not a word actually. You are invited to kill yourself.
>>22279374You look at your piss but pretend not to look at shit? Curious
>>22279374The Germans. Their toilets are specifically designed for poop inspection.
>>22279381that's a cool reddit factoid you're parroting but shit is actually visible in all western style toilets
>>22279381It's a thing in Austria as well, I had a toilet like dat. Very praktikal.
>>22279319congratulations, you currently have the gayest post on all of 4chan
>>22279385Yes, you can look in the bowl to inspect your poop in western toilets but that's a bonus and not a primary design function. The Germans designed their toilets with a shelf the for poopto rest on for maximum inspectibility.
>>22279374Dumb slang for stuff
>>22279262who else here /candynight/?
>>22279262Is this floor sushi anon? If so good to see you around (if not then also good)>>22279517Relative volunteered me to drive them 600 miles so I stress ate a bunch of caramels :(
>>22279533>stress atefucking fag
>>22279292>a mac dawgYou should be banned...
>>22279262had chilis boneless wings and a french bread pizza, its strange that its cheaper to order through their ghost kitchen its just wings than chilis itself>its just wings 12 wings and fries: $11>chilis 12 wings, no fries: $14.29
>>22279517Ew, why didn’t they take a picture of the candy bar? Pic is my candy stash
>>22279540Try one
>>22279374>>22279381Yup.The English have the Bristol Stool Chart too.
>>22279580
>>22279561>Pic is my candy stashNice!Is that under your bed or somethin, or in a pillowcase
>>22279314Would (obviously)
>>22279583It's actually in my living room. I just made it up to seem important and fool you guys. Glad it worked.
>>22279588>Glad it worked.
>>22279583Don’t listen to this >>22279588It’s my pillow case, i make it every year along with the candy i buy for kidsI love candy so fucking muchI don’t eat it all year though, just wait for Halloween and eat my pillow case full
Do they make hot dogs that aren't horrible for you? I'd probably eat them more often if they weren't nightmarish for your body.
>>22279684Idk, are these good for you? They taste pretty good
>>22279684we're all gonna die bro. might as well enjoy the little time that we have.
>>22279633Very based, I love the pillowcase aesthetic for the candy reserve
>>22279684Afaik they don’t. For some reason even frozen sausages have nitrates in them, which seems unnecessary
>>22279685these are alright. especially on an open grill.
Best way to cook a 'dog is in the air fryer. I don't understand anyone ever boiling them again
>>22279685Where intestine for snap? No natural casing no go.
>>22279838Cross-hatch then fry or grill. Smoking is good if you have the time.
>>22279854Not a fan of the snap desu
>>22279787Thanks Anon, it’s a fun time
>>22279854>No natural casing no go.Where is that codfied?Fine, I'll eat yours.
>>22279867Butterfly is for the cast iron method.The rest of your demo is complete nonsense and damages the product.>but but but, more surface area!At the expense of the juices.Enjoy your leathery and dry dogs.
>>22279838>>22279867>insert dogs and water>press button>walk 360 degrees away>return to perfect dogs every time
>>22279325Thanks but I hate mustard so ima rawdog it with ketchup
